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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
"You can be a bigger idiot than that. You can be one of the many people that are even more derogatory in reply but consider themselves absolved as they didn't start it. | |||
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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
You can be a bigger idiot than that. You can be one of the many people that are even more derogatory in reply but consider themselves absolved as they didn't start it. "We each have our vices, mine is simply making insulting and otherwise irritating people feel as small as i can. Whats life without a guilty pleasure or two afterall | |||
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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
oh i dont know...how pissed are you and how long is it since you had sex? "Im really very cross And 3 days | |||
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"Insulted by a single guy...? From Chorley...!!?? "Nope single guy from southport, only recently moved here. Well i say recently just coming up to a year now but i still keep finding.boxes i havnt unpacked | |||
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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
You can be a bigger idiot than that. You can be one of the many people that are even more derogatory in reply but consider themselves absolved as they didn't start it.
We each have our vices, mine is simply making insulting and otherwise irritating people feel as small as i can.
Whats life without a guilty pleasure or two afterall"By your own definition you are behave in exactly the same way as they do. How do you measure the damage you do ? See i'm guessing you don't even penetrate their hide. You delude yourself that you are some knight in the ether though... and that makes you better ? Who decides who is irritating ? Surely your reactions to someone are your responsibility ? | |||
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"Insulted by a single guy...? From Chorley...!!??
Nope single guy from southport, only recently moved here.
Well i say recently just coming up to a year now but i still keep finding.boxes i havnt unpacked"Southport...!?
Oh come on...!! At least Try to make it difficult... | |||
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"Insulted by a single guy...? From Chorley...!!??
Nope single guy from southport, only recently moved here.
Well i say recently just coming up to a year now but i still keep finding.boxes i havnt unpacked
Southport...!?
Oh come on...!! At least Try to make it difficult..."Oh trust me any joke you can come up with about southport in reality is twice as bad. even worse now every two or three stores are closed down | |||
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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
oh i dont know...how pissed are you and how long is it since you had sex?
Im really very cross
And 3 days "lightwieght, you need to wait till you have gone a couple of months at least | |||
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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
oh i dont know...how pissed are you and how long is it since you had sex?
Im really very cross
And 3 days
lightwieght, you need to wait till you have gone a couple of months at least "Lol im sure i could survive.......i think | |||
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"So out with it why yoU feeling like this ???? or is this a look at me mad post x "Its a lets see how many people are laid back and relaxed enough to see this and something not to be taken seriously but to branch into other areas of conversation | |||
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"So out with it why yoU feeling like this ???? or is this a look at me mad post x
Its a lets see how many people are laid back and relaxed enough to see this and something not to be taken seriously but to branch into other areas of conversation "I see .. your testing the water here are you . x | |||
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"So out with it why yoU feeling like this ???? or is this a look at me mad post x
Its a lets see how many people are laid back and relaxed enough to see this and something not to be taken seriously but to branch into other areas of conversation I see .. your testing the water here are you . x"Somewhat yes And its good insight into peoples attitudes | |||
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"So out with it why yoU feeling like this ???? or is this a look at me mad post x
Its a lets see how many people are laid back and relaxed enough to see this and something not to be taken seriously but to branch into other areas of conversation "King of back peddling | |||
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"So out with it why yoU feeling like this ???? or is this a look at me mad post x
Its a lets see how many people are laid back and relaxed enough to see this and something not to be taken seriously but to branch into other areas of conversation I see .. your testing the water here are you . x
Somewhat yes
And its good insight into peoples attitudes"well its a real mix and just how it should be x Life be so boring if we was all the same . | |||
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"So out with it why yoU feeling like this ???? or is this a look at me mad post x
Its a lets see how many people are laid back and relaxed enough to see this and something not to be taken seriously but to branch into other areas of conversation I see .. your testing the water here are you . x
Somewhat yes
And its good insight into peoples attitudeswell its a real mix and just how it should be x Life be so boring if we was all the same . "Exactly Dont you just love variety | |||
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"Anyone know how long my turkey should go in the oven for? kinda regreting not buying beef now "How heavy is it ? | |||
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Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
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"Insulted by a single guy...? From Chorley...!!?? "*sniggers* | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
"But troll poking is my favourite past time | |||
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" But troll poking is my favourite past time" Why? | |||
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" But troll poking is my favourite past time Why?" Because i believe it should be an Olympic event | |||
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"Please can i make a thread insulting a load of people i dont have the pleasure of knowing so i can feel better about myself because i cant understand the idea of this site
Oh please please pleaseeeee
oh i dont know...how pissed are you and how long is it since you had sex?
Im really very cross
And 3 days "Have you tried having a wank? It's got to be more fun than this... | |||
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"3.69kg" Let's call it 4kg which at 2.2lb's per kilo makes that ermmm nearly 9lbs......soooooo Put it in the oven for 20 mins per pound and 20 extra so that'ssssssssss 200 minutes or three hours n twenty. Do it at gas mark 5. Get going ..... dinners gonna be late. | |||
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"3.69kg" 20 minutes a pound plus twenty minutes for luck, prick it with a carving fork to make sure the juices run clean.... Baste it regularly, making sure you've cleaned the turkey baster since the time yu filled it with egg white and yoghurt to fake a spectacular cumshot for a photo of your friend's tits.... | |||
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" But troll poking is my favourite past time Why? Because i believe it should be an Olympic event" Then I believe you may have achieved your title ambition. | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
But troll poking is my favourite past time"Troll pokers are trolls | |||
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now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour! | |||
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"I did beef yesterday ..... it was like soggy boots...... moist and tough at the same time. Where've I heard that before ?" I think it was on my profile once.... might have been a verification. | |||
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"Your a star! I do Beef every week so thought we'd have a change
now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour!"Thanks for the invite but it's a bit of a drive | |||
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"Your a star! I do Beef every week so thought we'd have a change
now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour!
Thanks for the invite but it's a bit of a drive "Youve 3 hours 20mins | |||
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"Your a star! I do Beef every week so thought we'd have a change
now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour!
Thanks for the invite but it's a bit of a drive "She meant me | |||
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"Your a star! I do Beef every week so thought we'd have a change
now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour!
Thanks for the invite but it's a bit of a drive
Youve 3 hours 20mins "Floosy ...... I'm comingover | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
But troll poking is my favourite past time
Troll pokers are trolls"I bet you've poked a few trolls in your time Granny and vice versa! | |||
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"Your a star! I do Beef every week so thought we'd have a change
now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour!
Thanks for the invite but it's a bit of a drive
She meant me"Bang goes the threesome, lol... Still, nice to see you can get advice on how to roast a bird on a swingers website.... | |||
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"Your a star! I do Beef every week so thought we'd have a change
now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour!
Thanks for the invite but it's a bit of a drive
Youve 3 hours 20mins
Floosy ...... I'm comingover "brilliant, bring your apron! | |||
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"Your a star! I do Beef every week so thought we'd have a change
now its in the oven i could go back to bed for an hour!
Thanks for the invite but it's a bit of a drive
Youve 3 hours 20mins
Floosy ...... I'm comingover
brilliant, bring your apron!"If she needs an apron is it going to get filthy? | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
But troll poking is my favourite past time
Troll pokers are trolls
I bet you've poked a few trolls in your time Granny and vice versa! "My dearest Troll You're on a roll With your vitriole and jibe Make one more I'll find your door And punch your fucking lights out. Did that rhyme well ? | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
But troll poking is my favourite past time
Troll pokers are trolls
I bet you've poked a few trolls in your time Granny and vice versa!
My dearest Troll
You're on a roll
With your vitriole
and jibe
Make one more
I'll find your door
And punch your fucking lights out.
Did that rhyme well ? "Dear Gran, old Gran I see your plan I understand your plight Your retort this time Doesn't quite rhyme In fact I think its shite | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
"erm calling someone the c*** word only got me a 4 hr ban. i hate that word btw. but that ban gave me a great deal of laughter even to this day. i was in chat room with a recent changed profile name. someone spoke to me referring to my name change saying with a typo "pussy i see you have changed your accunt" I replied wtf are you calling accunt  | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
But troll poking is my favourite past time
Troll pokers are trolls
I bet you've poked a few trolls in your time Granny and vice versa!
My dearest Troll
You're on a roll
With your vitriole
and jibe
Make one more
I'll find your door
And punch your fucking lights out.
Did that rhyme well ? "now now granny resorting to violence gets you no where. i suggest kneeing in the bollicks more suitable | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
But troll poking is my favourite past time
Troll pokers are trolls
I bet you've poked a few trolls in your time Granny and vice versa!
My dearest Troll
You're on a roll
With your vitriole
and jibe
Make one more
I'll find your door
And punch your fucking lights out.
Did that rhyme well ?
Dear Gran, old Gran
I see your plan
I understand your plight
Your retort this time
Doesn't quite rhyme
In fact I think its shite
"You inelequent 'Art' You're just 'ful' of Fart You're a 'Dogger' that isn't mysterious You're as brassy as 'ho' You are de-sires foe Mad , deluded , delirious. Yet I want you you know From your cock to your toe The rest you can keep under wraps I'm sure you have uses And certain hot juices Which would dribble quite well o'er me baps. Say yes and I vow To fuck you and how I'll even take my false teeth out I'll gum you for hours And not expect flowers When your ready just give me a shout. | |||
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"Oooh! I geddit! You want to see what a forum ban is like or who will get one. Let me tell you (they're not all that they're cracked up to be )
Good luck in your endeavour my good man!
P.S. You have to call someone a c*nt for a 5 day ban, use someones name in a subtle dig for a 24 hour ban and anything in between is pot luck on whether the forum moddy got their leg over last night
P.P.S Don't take anything on the forums seriously, just enjoy the banter.
P.P.P.S don't poke the trolls its a bank holiday and they get grumpy if they don't get a lie in.
But troll poking is my favourite past time
Troll pokers are trolls
I bet you've poked a few trolls in your time Granny and vice versa!
My dearest Troll
You're on a roll
With your vitriole
and jibe
Make one more
I'll find your door
And punch your fucking lights out.
Did that rhyme well ?
Dear Gran, old Gran
I see your plan
I understand your plight
Your retort this time
Doesn't quite rhyme
In fact I think its shite
You inelequent 'Art'
You're just 'ful' of Fart
You're a 'Dogger' that isn't mysterious
You're as brassy as 'ho'
You are de-sires foe
Mad , deluded , delirious.
Yet I want you you know
From your cock to your toe
The rest you can keep under wraps
I'm sure you have uses
And certain hot juices
Which would dribble quite well o'er me baps.
Say yes and I vow
To fuck you and how
I'll even take my false teeth out
I'll gum you for hours
And not expect flowers
When your ready just give me a shout.
"Dear Gran My number 1 fan T'would be an honour to share my heart I would wine you and dine you and 69 you And fornicate with such art And with a shove a cough and a push I'd even get right up your arse And as we part with a grunt and a fart After our passions have peaked I'd be so bold as to kiss your cheek And after were done with our romping and fun I'd grace you with flowers and vase If you didn't like em you know where to take em And shove em right up your fat arse!! | |||
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"Shut up " Aah quit ya bitchin Get back in the kitchen Its where you really belong Go try some new recipes Don't make a big mess-a-please (see what I did there? )
You need all the practice you can get
You can't even make cracklin
Without a flap-that-you-get in
And your spuds are hard as a stone
If you want some cookin
And right good old fuckin
Just give old Arty a phone | |||
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"Hells bells, i hate reading long profiles, i breeze in here and look at it!! lol" Stick around a bit... Once Granny and Artful get a room, we can get back to watching the OP insulting us... | |||
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"Anyone know how long my turkey should go in the oven for? kinda regreting not buying beef now "I got beef.. and kids want turkey.. wanna swap lol Cali | |||
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"is this the thread for free and gratuitous insults? Wolf
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"is this the thread for free and gratuitous insults? Wolf
"No. There's a heavy penalty to pay. Sex with artful and you can't plead masculinity. | |||
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