FabSwingers.com forum: Best insult

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have always liked

‘Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a smile works best...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Go take your face for a shit is my best one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock-juggling thunder cunt is a personal favourite

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By *piphoneMan
over a year ago

across the universe

You fuck mothers cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck yourself with thick end of a pineapple

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You cannot have my penis

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You cannot have my penis"

Burn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few that I enjoy throwing out there:

Cockwomble

Shitgibbon

Wankpuffin

Arsemonkey

You dank dark crusty rectal pubescent hair.

You pustules polyp on the ring piece of humanity.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Silence, turn and walk.... you’re not worth my energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is

“Go fuck yourself with the rough end of a pineapple” ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you, you fucking fuck

You shit house cunt

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Pissing arse oyster

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

You're as much use as a one-legged bloke in an arse-kicking contest!

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Build a bridge and fuck off over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wank-spangling moon chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like penis only a lot smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You there, fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Fuck right off, and keep fucking right off until you reach a gate with a little sign on it that says you can't fuck right off past this point. Brace yourself, open the gate, dream the impossible dream and fuck right off further than any human being has ever fucked right off in the history of fucking right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off,and when you get to where you fucked off to, fuck off again"

And

"Fuck you and all who sail in you"

Even though I'm rather easy going. ??

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

'I wouldn't ride you into battle' is one of the best I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be thankful your mother chose not to swallow that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you open your mouth it sounds like you're chewing a brick

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a village out there somewhere that has been deprived of it's idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a village out there somewhere that has been deprived of it's idiot."

Or you're the village idiot and you live in London

Fuzz

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I did once tell someone that they were the reason that care in the community didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you never told not to talk with a mouthfull of shit

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Do one ya blurt

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

I would like to see things how you see them but i can't get my head up my own arse

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By *eltic KinkstersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester/Leeds

"Cock-juggling thunder cunt is a personal favourite

Beat me to it!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

'I've had conversations with puddles that were deeper than you'.

Which is also true, but then I used to drink too much gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I've had conversations with puddles that were deeper than you'.

Which is also true, but then I used to drink too much gin

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The Wizard of Oz phoned, you still haven't picked up your brain and he's not sure what to do with it.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fuck off back to Burger King ya Whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're a perfect example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.'

'You can shove it up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it.'

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

U want yr head surgically opened and a clever person to shit in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You Can’t Polish A Turd” x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over so I can kick you into next week!!

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By *un50scoupleCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

You insignificant piece of parrot shit

Works for me

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

There must have been a bad drought the year you were born because your mother should have drowned you at birth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Crunt

Shitfer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few that I enjoy throwing out there:

Cockwomble

Shitgibbon

Wankpuffin

Arsemonkey

You dank dark crusty rectal pubescent hair.

You pustules polyp on the ring piece of humanity."

Love all of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about learning about sex and travel and fucking off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To a guy once....

Women can tell you know, and you’ve got a real problem ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go forth and self multiply

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've bever met a man that was in so much need if a blow job.

Robin Williams - good morning Vietnam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely without gorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot have my penis"
thats no insult just a fact

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

How appropriate; you fight like a cow!

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

If you were half as bright as you think you are then you would be twice as bright as you actually are!

You're not useless but if you improve you could be

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

Is that your real face or has your neck been sick !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..

Excuse my foul finger.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..

Excuse my foul finger."

Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You Can’t Polish A Turd” x"

But you can roll it in glitter

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..

Excuse my foul finger.

Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Shiny arse cunt.....

How deep is your pussy...

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..

Excuse my foul finger.

Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say

In that case - fancy a fu......

Just kidding. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You Can’t Polish A Turd” x

But you can roll it in glitter

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yourself with thick end of a pineapple "

Made me laugh so much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yourself with thick end of a pineapple

Made me laugh so much x"
got to say it in a gruff yorkshire accent for a little extra panache

Think of sean bean saying it and add bastard to the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..

Excuse my foul finger.

Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say

In that case - fancy a fu......

Just kidding. X"

Nah, I'm washing my hair later. Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I wouldn't ride you into battle' is one of the best I've heard

I like this one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..

Excuse my foul finger.

Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say

In that case - fancy a fu......

Just kidding. X

Nah, I'm washing my hair later. Soz

Damn. Just my luck.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

You wud give a paracetamol a headache !!......... Not really insulting but it just makes me laugh specially wen the moron you say it to doesn’t get it

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Off you fuck... works well

Lick my hoop ... also good

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

You're like a submarine

Full of semon

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

He would try biting his ear if you asked him.

Couldn't wipe his arse without getting shite on his elbow.

So you were the strongest little swimmer, hmnnn.

I bet there's gaps on your birth cert.

Don't be a bollox like your daddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like a period cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had a 12 inch penis I would tell you to “go fuck your self “

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

when someone sends unsolicited cock shots AND is nasty to me, "oooo, that looks like a penis, only smaller."

In person, when they're nasty, "I'd tell you you're an asshole, but you're not good looking enough for comparison."

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Knobhead. Followed by wild gesticulation of the middle finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id not fuck you with a corpses cock iv used often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knobhead. Followed by wild gesticulation of the middle finger."

The simple ones are usually the most effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you dropped on your head as a child?"

Or simply...

"Throbber"

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

3 million sperm, and you were the one that made it....

If you were on fire and i had a glass of water.....i'd glass you

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Hemmm ahemm

Your a special kinda Cunt arn,t you...

You know the Kind that the best part of you ran down the inside of your mother's leg and into an egg cup...

Well if your gonna do it folks do it right,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fell in a bucket of tits you'd come out sucking your thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence is the best insult.

Completely ignoring someone's existence.

Or ' Fuck you you fucking fuck '

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Bitch was so big.after fucking her I rolled over twice to get of her and I was still on her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop talking, your brain needs time to catch up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice teeth shame about the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got more excuses than a pregnant nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off and when you've fucked off, fuck off a bit further.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, before I taunt you a second time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met some pricks in my time, but you, sir are a cactus.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

What are you going to use for a face when Jabba the Hut wants his ass back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've met some pricks in my time, but you, sir are a cactus."

Haha I've seen something similar:

I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.

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