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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). " Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid." They’re excellent for making dresses though. | |||
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"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way " Our hallway has two light switches for the lights, and they are both the wrong way....it hurts. It’s been like that since the day we moved in | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch" If? You *know* I am. | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch If? You *know* I am." I didn’t know if anyone else knew | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch If? You *know* I am. I didn’t know if anyone else knew " Anyone else? There’s only you and me here. | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch If? You *know* I am. I didn’t know if anyone else knew Anyone else? There’s only you and me here. " Ahem | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch If? You *know* I am. I didn’t know if anyone else knew Anyone else? There’s only you and me here. Ahem " My daemon. | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch If? You *know* I am. I didn’t know if anyone else knew Anyone else? There’s only you and me here. Ahem My daemon." Matt Damon? | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch If? You *know* I am. I didn’t know if anyone else knew Anyone else? There’s only you and me here. Ahem My daemon. Matt Damon?" That tickled me. | |||
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"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. " Or park them! | |||
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"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid. They’re excellent for making dresses though. Or capes if you’re a witch If? You *know* I am. I didn’t know if anyone else knew Anyone else? There’s only you and me here. Ahem My daemon. Matt Damon? That tickled me. " I had "Team America" in my head as I typed it | |||
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"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. Or park them!" Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing | |||
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"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. Or park them!" Or turn them like a car rather than like an HGV | |||
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"Poor spelling And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe" Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it? | |||
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"Poor spelling And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it?" (Grrrr) | |||
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"Poor spelling And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it? (Grrrr)" Oh ... and not knowing how many r's are needed to make the grrr emoji | |||
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"Poor spelling And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it? (Grrrr) Oh ... and not knowing how many r's are needed to make the grrr emoji " Think it’s 6 | |||
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"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. Or park them! Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing" For the love of everything funny, anyone who agrees with this should watch this sketch https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk | |||
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"Poor spelling And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it? (Grrrr) Oh ... and not knowing how many r's are needed to make the grrr emoji " Lol! Preview is your friend | |||
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"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. Or park them! Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing For the love of everything funny, anyone who agrees with this should watch this sketch https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk " That is so fecking funny!!! | |||
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"People who go to the bananas in a supermarket and check every single bunch...then just pull one off a bunch. " People that go to the supermarket, and block the aisles, chatting Cos they treat it as a day out. Just get out of my sodding way! | |||
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"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. Or park them! Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing For the love of everything funny, anyone who agrees with this should watch this sketch https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk " Amazing. | |||
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"Fingerprints on the TV or computer screen" Footprints on my windscreen | |||
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"You, sometimes, other times I think you're alright.... " Lovely | |||
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"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way " Ooh yes! | |||
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"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer " This drives me insane! I'm usually a pretty patient character, but if I'm in the 5 items or less queue and there's chatting going on up front, the tutting and sighing quotient goes sky high! | |||
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"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. Or park them! Or turn them like a car rather than like an HGV " And don't adjust their headlight beam and dazzle the hell out of me in a normal height car. Grrrr!! | |||
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"People who go to the bananas in a supermarket and check every single bunch...then just pull one off a bunch. People that go to the supermarket, and block the aisles, chatting Cos they treat it as a day out. Just get out of my sodding way!" Be careful you dont get trolley rage. You end up telling them to fukin move and then ram into them. | |||
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"When my drink so far away from my sun lounger. (over stretching) " You poor sod. Lol | |||
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"When my drink so far away from my sun lounger. (over stretching) You poor sod. Lol" | |||
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"Shoes just randomly dumped and not put together in the hallway" Only a mother would say that. Lol | |||
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"People adding 'literally' to everything they say." I know. Some people literally do it all the time. Its so annoying like i literally want to punch them in the face for doing it. There is literally thousands of other words they could use instead... | |||
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"People who stink" We keep referring to one of my sisters as ‘stinky auntie...’ so when O grows up and recognises names, she’ll forever be known as ‘stinky auntie..’ | |||
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"People who stink We keep referring to one of my sisters as ‘stinky auntie...’ so when O grows up and recognises names, she’ll forever be known as ‘stinky auntie..’ " kids with no filter rock | |||
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"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer " Or continuing to talk to the previous customer about their holiday / what they’re having for their tea when you’ve put your shopping on the conveyor belt and you’re just stood there...feeling invisible. Rude | |||
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"Shoes just randomly dumped and not put together in the hallway" I'm currently hobbling around the house trying to find my other shoe! Suspect you'd be going potty! | |||
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"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer Or continuing to talk to the previous customer about their holiday / what they’re having for their tea when you’ve put your shopping on the conveyor belt and you’re just stood there...feeling invisible. Rude " And people chatting on their phone at the till instead of sorting their bag out and treating the cashier like a human being. | |||
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"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer Or continuing to talk to the previous customer about their holiday / what they’re having for their tea when you’ve put your shopping on the conveyor belt and you’re just stood there...feeling invisible. Rude And people chatting on their phone at the till instead of sorting their bag out and treating the cashier like a human being. " Oh yes. And the shop assistants who don’t give you a bag and just chuck your stuff off the end of the conveyor. So you politely ask for a bag; they get one, open it up, and continue to put your stuff *near* the bag, but not in it. I swear the woman in my local Co Op does this deliberately to wind people up. It sometimes seems to take her more effort to place it beside the bag. . Aaaand rant over | |||
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"People expecting me to say thank you when they say "Bless you" after I have sneezed. I don't want you to say it. I don't need you to say it. The comment is utterly pointless. Therefore I'm not going to thank you. In fact, I'd prefer you not to. People sneeze. Get over it " Bravo! That’s one of mine too. I’ve started looking at them with a shocked face and saying something like “Oh, I’m not religious...” | |||
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"Oh I just thought of another one! This thread is quite therapeutic... When the traffic programme interrupts my music on the way to work - I have no idea how to turn it off!! I start off mildly irritated and by the time it’s interrupted my music for the 10th time on my commute that morning, I’m raging So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know " Read your fancy Audi manual... | |||
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"Oh I just thought of another one! This thread is quite therapeutic... When the traffic programme interrupts my music on the way to work - I have no idea how to turn it off!! I start off mildly irritated and by the time it’s interrupted my music for the 10th time on my commute that morning, I’m raging So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know Read your fancy Audi manual... " I avoid manuals wherever possible. Might have to though! First world problems.... | |||
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"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way " this big time! We have a light switch at either end of our kitchen..i have to make sure they are the right way or i cant leave the room! | |||
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"Oh I just thought of another one! This thread is quite therapeutic... When the traffic programme interrupts my music on the way to work - I have no idea how to turn it off!! I start off mildly irritated and by the time it’s interrupted my music for the 10th time on my commute that morning, I’m raging So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know Read your fancy Audi manual... I avoid manuals wherever possible. Might have to though! First world problems.... " Just pm'd you on how to solve it. | |||
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"Oh I just thought of another one! This thread is quite therapeutic... When the traffic programme interrupts my music on the way to work - I have no idea how to turn it off!! I start off mildly irritated and by the time it’s interrupted my music for the 10th time on my commute that morning, I’m raging So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know Read your fancy Audi manual... I avoid manuals wherever possible. Might have to though! First world problems.... Just pm'd you on how to solve it." Thank you | |||
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"Lidl staff who cant get the stuff scanned through the till quick enough. They are so fuking ignorant. Pilling the stuff up and pushing it to the edge. One day i pushed the stuff back and told her to either slow down or else you can keep the stuff but you will be lifting it from the floor and you can put it back on the shelf or do what ever the fuck you like with it. " i get this..but my in my local Lidl is a gorgeous young lady with HUGE boobs so i dont mind if she is serving | |||
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"Lidl staff who cant get the stuff scanned through the till quick enough. They are so fuking ignorant. Pilling the stuff up and pushing it to the edge. One day i pushed the stuff back and told her to either slow down or else you can keep the stuff but you will be lifting it from the floor and you can put it back on the shelf or do what ever the fuck you like with it. " This is exactly what I was saying above! Why do they literally throw it at you? Someone told me they have a target of x number of items to scan per hour, hence the rapid scanning and throwing of item at you .... it’s mental trying to keep up though isn’t it. | |||
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"When people touch my pens. What about your mugs? " Ooo la la! Oh no. You can’t touch my mugs! My coffee mug, my hot chocolate mug, my cuppa soup mug or my cup and saucy for tea. | |||
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"When people touch my penis. " you need to warn em about that babs just like me | |||
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"When people touch my penis. you need to warn em about that babs just like me " you menace! | |||
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"When people touch my penis. you need to warn em about that babs just like me you menace! " | |||
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"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way Our hallway has two light switches for the lights, and they are both the wrong way....it hurts. It’s been like that since the day we moved in " take them off and turn them around! | |||
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"Lidl staff who cant get the stuff scanned through the till quick enough. They are so fuking ignorant. Pilling the stuff up and pushing it to the edge. One day i pushed the stuff back and told her to either slow down or else you can keep the stuff but you will be lifting it from the floor and you can put it back on the shelf or do what ever the fuck you like with it. This is exactly what I was saying above! Why do they literally throw it at you? Someone told me they have a target of x number of items to scan per hour, hence the rapid scanning and throwing of item at you .... it’s mental trying to keep up though isn’t it. " It dosent matter how quick they go they still have to sit and wait to get paid. | |||
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"I get annoyed when people say "pacific" instead of "specific"." Can you be more pacific as to what you mean? | |||
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"Shoes just randomly dumped and not put together in the hallway I'm currently hobbling around the house trying to find my other shoe! Suspect you'd be going potty! " If you had put them together then you wouldn’t be hobbling....just saying | |||
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"Raspberry jam in donuts Oh they’re the best" Eeeeew noooooo lol. Custard or chocolate sauce or strawberry jam only. I'm a head chef I'm right lol xx | |||
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"I get annoyed when people say "pacific" instead of "specific". Can you be more pacific as to what you mean? " | |||
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"Cold callers who drag out the start of the call when the call is waste of time anyway. “Hello Ms ______, how are you doing today?” Fine thanks. “Oh that’s good, have you had a busy week?” Yeah I suppose.... Please get to the point, I’m at work, who are you and what do you want?! (Or a slightly more polite version of this) Then usually (after the protracted introduction): “our records show you’ve been involved in a .....” Cue hang up on them before sentence complete. Happens at least twice a week at the moment " I usually tell them it wasn't an accident, I intended to hit them ... usually really flusters them | |||
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"Cold callers who drag out the start of the call when the call is waste of time anyway. “Hello Ms ______, how are you doing today?” Fine thanks. “Oh that’s good, have you had a busy week?” Yeah I suppose.... Please get to the point, I’m at work, who are you and what do you want?! (Or a slightly more polite version of this) Then usually (after the protracted introduction): “our records show you’ve been involved in a .....” Cue hang up on them before sentence complete. Happens at least twice a week at the moment I usually tell them it wasn't an accident, I intended to hit them ... usually really flusters them " Brilliant Another good one, let them do their introduction speech then say “sorry, I just need to put you on hold for a second please”.... then go off for a few hours | |||
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"Cold callers who drag out the start of the call when the call is waste of time anyway. “Hello Ms ______, how are you doing today?” Fine thanks. “Oh that’s good, have you had a busy week?” Yeah I suppose.... Please get to the point, I’m at work, who are you and what do you want?! (Or a slightly more polite version of this) Then usually (after the protracted introduction): “our records show you’ve been involved in a .....” Cue hang up on them before sentence complete. Happens at least twice a week at the moment I usually tell them it wasn't an accident, I intended to hit them ... usually really flusters them Brilliant Another good one, let them do their introduction speech then say “sorry, I just need to put you on hold for a second please”.... then go off for a few hours " The other thing to say is the first time was practice, I know where you live and where you drive | |||
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"When someone waiting to walk across traffic lights presses button then walks and then it turns to red after he has wandered off, grinds my gears so it does " Get a new clutch | |||
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"When someone waiting to walk across traffic lights presses button then walks and then it turns to red after he has wandered off, grinds my gears so it does Get a new clutch" Can’t I’m taking a...brake from driving | |||
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