FabSwingers.com forum: Petty things that annoy you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Biting into a munchie and the crunchy biscuit bit isn’t there

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Undoing a new binliner and accidentally ripping it.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

When you accidentally separate the layers of the toilet paper on the roll.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things on walls not symmetrical.....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Losing the end of the clingfilm. And cello tape.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Fingerprints on the TV or computer screen

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue). "

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

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By *oom Bang a BangMan
over a year ago

Watford

Tins in the pantry not having labels lined up straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A squinty picture on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee table drawers not closed flush

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid."

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

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By *axxonBlackMan
over a year ago

north

When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though. "

Or capes if you’re a witch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way

Our hallway has two light switches for the lights, and they are both the wrong way....it hurts. It’s been like that since the day we moved in

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Messy tools

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch"

If?

You *know* I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch

If?

You *know* I am."

I didn’t know if anyone else knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things on my kitchen table that don’t belong there

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch

If?

You *know* I am.

I didn’t know if anyone else knew

Anyone else? There’s only you and me here.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch

If?

You *know* I am.

I didn’t know if anyone else knew

Anyone else? There’s only you and me here.

Ahem

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

'Pull here' tabs on plastic packaging that just come off in your fingers

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch

If?

You *know* I am.

I didn’t know if anyone else knew

Anyone else? There’s only you and me here.

Ahem

My daemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No water being in the iron when you come to use it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch

If?

You *know* I am.

I didn’t know if anyone else knew

Anyone else? There’s only you and me here.

Ahem

My daemon."

Matt Damon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to de-hair the roller on the vacuum cleaner before I can use it (every time!!!!)

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch

If?

You *know* I am.

I didn’t know if anyone else knew

Anyone else? There’s only you and me here.

Ahem

My daemon.

Matt Damon?"

That tickled me.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Poor spelling

And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to rip/cut the cling film and oh those little plastic things that seal the milk

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them. "

Or park them!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Pulling stockings or tights on and ripping them (much like Meli’s binbag issue).

Binbags don't make very comfortable stockings I'm afraid.

They’re excellent for making dresses though.

Or capes if you’re a witch

If?

You *know* I am.

I didn’t know if anyone else knew

Anyone else? There’s only you and me here.

Ahem

My daemon.

Matt Damon?

That tickled me. "

I had "Team America" in my head as I typed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new openings on Sainsbury's orange juice that just rip off when you open them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them.

Or park them!"

Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them.

Or park them!"

Or turn them like a car rather than like an HGV

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Poor spelling

And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe"

Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Poor spelling

And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe

Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it?"

(Grrrr)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 12:53:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cling film and tin foil. When you lose the end and that’s it you’re fucked. Only half of it winds round

And resealable packets that don’t reseal.

And people.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Poor spelling

And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe

Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it?

(Grrrr)"

Oh ... and not knowing how many r's are needed to make the grrr emoji

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Tradesmen that say they will be here at 9am but don’t show until 11.10 and can’t drop you a text to let you know they’re running late until you message them first.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Poor spelling

And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe

Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it?

(Grrrr)

Oh ... and not knowing how many r's are needed to make the grrr emoji

Think it’s 6

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 12:55:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them.

Or park them!

Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing"

For the love of everything funny, anyone who agrees with this should watch this sketch

https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Poor spelling

And incorrect, or no use, of the apostrophe

Im not using it wrong, theyre using it wrong. Its obvious isnt it?

(Grrrr)

Oh ... and not knowing how many r's are needed to make the grrr emoji

Lol! Preview is your friend

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"[Failed emoji attempt removed by poster at 09/11/19 12:55:10]"

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

People who go to the bananas in a supermarket and check every single bunch...then just pull one off a bunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids walking past their stuff on the stairs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Being 1 year over someone’s age range

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them.

Or park them!

Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing

For the love of everything funny, anyone who agrees with this should watch this sketch

https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk

That is so fecking funny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who go to the bananas in a supermarket and check every single bunch...then just pull one off a bunch.

People that go to the supermarket, and block the aisles, chatting

Cos they treat it as a day out.

Just get out of my sodding way!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Crisp packets... well any packet rustling really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

colleagues borrowing a pen ... permanently

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

People expecting me to say thank you when they say "Bless you" after I have sneezed.

I don't want you to say it. I don't need you to say it. The comment is utterly pointless. Therefore I'm not going to thank you. In fact, I'd prefer you not to.

People sneeze. Get over it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them.

Or park them!

Or don't need them as they don't do the country thing

For the love of everything funny, anyone who agrees with this should watch this sketch

https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk

Amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missing the extra x out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with a phone voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk who need to comment on every single thread no matter how pointless the contribution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You, sometimes, other times I think you're alright....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingerprints on the TV or computer screen"

Footprints on my windscreen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You, sometimes, other times I think you're alright....

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're stuck with that, as hallways and stairways are two way systems, which will alter their positions as and when.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they have a crappy radio channel on at work and I have to listen to shite all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are the obvious, bad manners and ignorance but the petty one that really gets my goat is toilet rolls not been replaced and even worse been replaced, but put on the wrong way so you pull from the back instead of the front, especially if someone knows about this, opens the roll, writes ha ha on the roll and then rolls it back up before putting it on the wrong way......... ??

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

People adding 'literally' to everything they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way

Ooh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who leave their rubbish on tables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer "

This drives me insane! I'm usually a pretty patient character, but if I'm in the 5 items or less queue and there's chatting going on up front, the tutting and sighing quotient goes sky high!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Raspberry jam in donuts

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Paper money all needs to be the same queens head to the front.

It irritates me when its all mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up early to take the bin out because it was too windy the night before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating or chewing gum with their mouth opening, disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that buy big cars & 4x4s that can't reverse them.

Or park them!

Or turn them like a car rather than like an HGV

And don't adjust their headlight beam and dazzle the hell out of me in a normal height car. Grrrr!!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"People who go to the bananas in a supermarket and check every single bunch...then just pull one off a bunch.

People that go to the supermarket, and block the aisles, chatting

Cos they treat it as a day out.

Just get out of my sodding way!"

Be careful you dont get trolley rage. You end up telling them to fukin move and then ram into them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my drink so far away from my sun lounger. (over stretching)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When my drink so far away from my sun lounger. (over stretching) "

You poor sod. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raspberry jam in donuts"

Oh they’re the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking the doors are locked, the sink taps are closed tight (but not too tight), and the cooker switches and room lights are off before going to bed, and then having to get up and check again because I was daydreaming the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my drink so far away from my sun lounger. (over stretching)

You poor sod. Lol"

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Shoes just randomly dumped and not put together in the hallway

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Shoes just randomly dumped and not put together in the hallway"

Only a mother would say that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things not being returned after using or borrowing them.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"People adding 'literally' to everything they say."

I know. Some people literally do it all the time.

Its so annoying like i literally want to punch them in the face for doing it.

There is literally thousands of other words they could use instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who stink"

We keep referring to one of my sisters as ‘stinky auntie...’ so when O grows up and recognises names, she’ll forever be known as ‘stinky auntie..’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who stink

We keep referring to one of my sisters as ‘stinky auntie...’ so when O grows up and recognises names, she’ll forever be known as ‘stinky auntie..’

kids with no filter rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer "

Or continuing to talk to the previous customer about their holiday / what they’re having for their tea when you’ve put your shopping on the conveyor belt and you’re just stood there...feeling invisible. Rude

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

People that do not have no logical or commonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not putting the lids back on jars or bottles properly

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Shoes just randomly dumped and not put together in the hallway"

I'm currently hobbling around the house trying to find my other shoe!

Suspect you'd be going potty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's a hot summer's day outside and I see lots of guys wearing indy shirts buttoned right up to their collar.

Can't stand that. I'm the first one to strip off, even when its raining.

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By *ojo3011Woman
over a year ago

Devon

People eating with there mouth open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't find any dental floss, and you end up using a piece of your own hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer

And people chatting on their phone at the till instead of sorting their bag out and treating the cashier like a human being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shop assistants talking amongst themselves and ignoring the customer

And people chatting on their phone at the till instead of sorting their bag out and treating the cashier like a human being.

Oh yes. And the shop assistants who don’t give you a bag and just chuck your stuff off the end of the conveyor. So you politely ask for a bag; they get one, open it up, and continue to put your stuff *near* the bag, but not in it. I swear the woman in my local Co Op does this deliberately to wind people up. It sometimes seems to take her more effort to place it beside the bag.

. Aaaand rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who chew loudly.

Slurping.

Snorting.

Raisin cookies that look like choc chip.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"People expecting me to say thank you when they say "Bless you" after I have sneezed.

I don't want you to say it. I don't need you to say it. The comment is utterly pointless. Therefore I'm not going to thank you. In fact, I'd prefer you not to.

People sneeze. Get over it

Bravo! That’s one of mine too. I’ve started looking at them with a shocked face and saying something like “Oh, I’m not religious...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone opening the cereal bag wrong so the rest of the week my cereal spills everywhere except into the bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I just thought of another one! This thread is quite therapeutic... When the traffic programme interrupts my music on the way to work - I have no idea how to turn it off!! I start off mildly irritated and by the time it’s interrupted my music for the 10th time on my commute that morning, I’m raging

So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People standing by entrances/exits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I just thought of another one! This thread is quite therapeutic... When the traffic programme interrupts my music on the way to work - I have no idea how to turn it off!! I start off mildly irritated and by the time it’s interrupted my music for the 10th time on my commute that morning, I’m raging

So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know

Read your fancy Audi manual...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know

Read your fancy Audi manual...

I avoid manuals wherever possible. Might have to though! First world problems....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to nibble the chocolate off a kitkat and snapping it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing a song and the artist gets it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way

"
this big time! We have a light switch at either end of our kitchen..i have to make sure they are the right way or i cant leave the room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family members who cook bacon just after I’ve cleaned the hob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know

Read your fancy Audi manual...

I avoid manuals wherever possible. Might have to though! First world problems....

Just pm'd you on how to solve it.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Lidl staff who cant get the stuff scanned through the till quick enough.

They are so fuking ignorant. Pilling the stuff up and pushing it to the edge.

One day i pushed the stuff back and told her to either slow down or else you can keep the stuff but you will be lifting it from the floor and you can put it back on the shelf or do what ever the fuck you like with it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

When people touch my pens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if anyone knows how to disable this, please let me know

Read your fancy Audi manual...

I avoid manuals wherever possible. Might have to though! First world problems....

Just pm'd you on how to solve it."

Thank you

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over a year ago

"Lidl staff who cant get the stuff scanned through the till quick enough.

They are so fuking ignorant. Pilling the stuff up and pushing it to the edge.

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i get this..but my in my local Lidl is a gorgeous young lady with HUGE boobs so i dont mind if she is serving

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over a year ago

"Lidl staff who cant get the stuff scanned through the till quick enough.

They are so fuking ignorant. Pilling the stuff up and pushing it to the edge.

This is exactly what I was saying above! Why do they literally throw it at you? Someone told me they have a target of x number of items to scan per hour, hence the rapid scanning and throwing of item at you .... it’s mental trying to keep up though isn’t it.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Not getting two dry days together

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"When people touch my pens. "

What about your mugs?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"When people touch my pens.

What about your mugs?

Ooo la la!

Oh no. You can’t touch my mugs! My coffee mug, my hot chocolate mug, my cuppa soup mug or my cup and saucy for tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people touch my penis. "
you need to warn em about that babs just like me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"When people touch my penis. you need to warn em about that babs just like me

you menace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people touch my penis. you need to warn em about that babs just like me

you menace! "

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Finding your tea bag has ripped in the cup and instead of something satisfying all you have is an annoying swirl of leaves infecting your bevvie.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

People who leave dirty mugs, spoons or anything really on the worktop rather than putting it in the dishwasher.

People not replacing kitchen/loo roll when they finish it.

Kids who don't switch the Xbox off.

Lazy people in general really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get annoyed when people say "pacific" instead of "specific".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all the light switches in the house aren’t on/off in the right way

Our hallway has two light switches for the lights, and they are both the wrong way....it hurts. It’s been like that since the day we moved in

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take them off and turn them around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' hi how's you' messages on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"' hi how's you' messages on here

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oh definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great post and the I'm nodding at almost everything. May I add "people who are just too agreeable"

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Towels that aren't folded the right way & then flung haphazardly in the cupboard in a thin pretence of being stacked properly

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Somebody using my tools!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops, I read it as pretty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone calls saying thing that could have been texted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll that hangs down the back instead of the front.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Lidl staff who cant get the stuff scanned through the till quick enough.

They are so fuking ignorant. Pilling the stuff up and pushing it to the edge.

It dosent matter how quick they go they still have to sit and wait to get paid.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I get annoyed when people say "pacific" instead of "specific"."

Can you be more pacific as to what you mean?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Eating a bar of whole nut, no nuts!!

Yes it happened

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Shoes just randomly dumped and not put together in the hallway

I'm currently hobbling around the house trying to find my other shoe!

Suspect you'd be going potty! "

If you had put them together then you wouldn’t be hobbling....just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both work , why do i do most of the housework on my weekend off including washing and ironing.......

ptnr works weekends but has 3 free days a week -but never cleans ......... rant over.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Getting messages from guys showing their cocks.

Disgraceful.

I'm a gentleman don't you know.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

"Raspberry jam in donuts

Oh they’re the best"

Eeeeew noooooo lol. Custard or chocolate sauce or strawberry jam only. I'm a head chef I'm right lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people.

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By *arksjamesMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Car in front indicators not in sink with my wipers!

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By *SD 2000Couple
over a year ago

andover

Rotten teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get annoyed when people say "pacific" instead of "specific".

Can you be more pacific as to what you mean?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Clothes on animals!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Noisy eaters

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

And Christmas waaay to early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold callers who drag out the start of the call when the call is waste of time anyway.

“Hello Ms ______, how are you doing today?” Fine thanks. “Oh that’s good, have you had a busy week?” Yeah I suppose.... Please get to the point, I’m at work, who are you and what do you want?! (Or a slightly more polite version of this)

Then usually (after the protracted introduction): “our records show you’ve been involved in a .....”

Cue hang up on them before sentence complete. Happens at least twice a week at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car in front indicators not in sink with my wipers!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of people eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate ppl who open a can of at the cinema and say : 'oh God it feels good to drink the drink of champions' .

Please stop guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have to go to work...so so petty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to pull out the bedside cabinet to put another plug in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bite into a cookie thinking its chocolate chip and its raisin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking you bought chocolate raisins to bite into them and chocolate peanuts

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

People

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

People who put empty cereal boxes in the cupboard

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"And Christmas waaay to early"

You seem a very angry person

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 10/11/19 14:09:07]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cold callers who drag out the start of the call when the call is waste of time anyway.

Then usually (after the protracted introduction): “our records show you’ve been involved in a .....”

Cue hang up on them before sentence complete. Happens at least twice a week at the moment

I usually tell them it wasn't an accident, I intended to hit them ... usually really flusters them

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold callers who drag out the start of the call when the call is waste of time anyway.

Then usually (after the protracted introduction): “our records show you’ve been involved in a .....”

Cue hang up on them before sentence complete. Happens at least twice a week at the moment

I usually tell them it wasn't an accident, I intended to hit them ... usually really flusters them "

Brilliant

Another good one, let them do their introduction speech then say “sorry, I just need to put you on hold for a second please”.... then go off for a few hours

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Someone putting empty containers/wrappers back in the cupboard/fridge ??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cold callers who drag out the start of the call when the call is waste of time anyway.

Then usually (after the protracted introduction): “our records show you’ve been involved in a .....”

Cue hang up on them before sentence complete. Happens at least twice a week at the moment

I usually tell them it wasn't an accident, I intended to hit them ... usually really flusters them

Brilliant

Another good one, let them do their introduction speech then say “sorry, I just need to put you on hold for a second please”.... then go off for a few hours

The other thing to say is the first time was practice, I know where you live and where you drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone waiting to walk across traffic lights presses button then walks and then it turns to red after he has wandered off, grinds my gears so it does

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When someone waiting to walk across traffic lights presses button then walks and then it turns to red after he has wandered off, grinds my gears so it does

Get a new clutch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone waiting to walk across traffic lights presses button then walks and then it turns to red after he has wandered off, grinds my gears so it does

Get a new clutch"

Can’t I’m taking a...brake from driving

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