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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say you're in and PM someone in the thread with a question.

If you get asked a question, post your answer here in the thread without giving away the question.

Please respect people's filters and have fun.

Who's in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

Having too much fun with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm sitting on a face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Twiglets and pussy. I'm curious if they'd match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still in

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

Count me in. This is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Go on then I'm in

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Spandau Ballet.. Gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in to play

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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- Yes he is and I'm not saying.

- Probably kissing.

- Tartiflette!

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Ready to play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed and still playing!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twiglets and pussy. I'm curious if they'd match."

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

In for 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex slave

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By *idCheshFunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then just a little bit more ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ pringles

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

And I'm back in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil dwarf... Can he bring a shetland pony??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in xx

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Poached every time

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evil dwarf... Can he bring a shetland pony?? "

Possiby the most ominous answer this game has ever seen lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an animal but a spider

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Yes.. strictly coffee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i wouldn't as i dont meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm still in!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

In again actually being asked questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm... Facing the mirror, across my chest... Usually lipgloss tho... Doesn't make as much mess

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

That will be my mum being given good news regarding her ilness

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Kerfuffle. Just lovely all round.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Not my thing. But would be happy for a partner to yes.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Make breakfast?

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

With full camo on ,cameras wrapped , very very slowly track into the wind, towards known watering spots, eagle eyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm i love being unwrapped... More the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally lick miss moneypenny

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Very first thing, make sure your hands were on my boobs and settle back against you while I doze off again.

There's time for all the "how in the hell did you get into my flat" stuff later.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Catching up from the last one!

I'd point to my lack of body hair from the neck down as evidence of future grooming regimes. And i'd sing them a bunch of modern songs. They'd probably burn me as a witch, to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randy northerner

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

About 5 minutes ago when the amazon delivery man arrived and I was blasting out "sexy and I know it"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Joey doesn't share food.

I don't know, is the honest answer. I'd like to think I was open to it but the insecure nag who lives in my head would always wonder if he liked me because there was a masculinity about me.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

In again

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wouldn't happen, I don't go to clubs.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I’m in.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Stone Cold Steve Austin, then we'd wrestle amongst the discarded wrapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry or cola.... and made a video of it

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It's just like a peach. A peach that was coated in a good layer of lard and then deep-fried for good measure.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Cake.

You need say no more

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

With open arms and offer them and good old cuppa and a full English fry up

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

Still in

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I’d ask whether they want to meet our leader.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

One mans embarrassing is a others all time classic!

But probably Dancing Queen

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Black forest gateaux a real one now, not factory made,

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d start with boiling the kettle once boiled I’d leave for a few seconds I add I tea bag to a mug slowly pour water over giving a little bum shake from time to time few slow dunks to drain the last few juices out the bag then add milk with a slow stir

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Ooh I don't know if I could choose just one! I did love old school She Ra, I'll go for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd ask if it already talked to deepcdiver.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Most certainly yes. I'll set another place at the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between my butt cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and you on bed together, your legs wrapped around mine, your head on my chest

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't actually have one. I hate clutter and too much in there. I do have a book on the floor; Sex with Shakespeare: Here's Much to Do with Pain, but More with Love.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Flamenco dancing

Hands down the sexiest dancing out there, and those guys in Spain pull all the ladies,

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By *idCheshFunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Very nervous at a guys house and once I got there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm that Zoo becomes reality

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

Can't take them seriously so would have to go humourous.

Deborah Dickdevourer

Charlie Cumzalot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would look at some of the pics...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Lick hummus off her tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

Ooooh, tough question

Historically speaking - in the same room as Hitler when he realised he'd lost the war

Current times - in any room where C is pleasuring herself or being pleasured by someone else

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We're in, ask away

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Win the league every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showing up to work in the same clothes as the day before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White slathered with butter

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've never done a walk of shame, maybe it's because I just don't feel the shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quavers and Susan Boyle. Believe it or not, it's less awful than the other option .

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It's not the healthiest but fried and runny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha ummm

Naked naked naked coming?

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By *urious1973Man
over a year ago

angus

yeah go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not the healthiest but fried and runny"

You might need to get that checked out mate

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

This guy I used to meet would kind of growl every time he had an orgasm, I still think about that now and then when I'm alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good footjob

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It's not a pervy sort of place to be honest. I did catch our sales director staring at my chest on Tuesday, but I'm pretty sure he was just trying to read my necklace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t as it gets in the way but it’s always requested

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Benedict Cumberbatch's used condom.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

The last thing that did was seeing my son go for a complex operation that frightened me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I put some cream on it was much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm favourite sat night: dancing to a throbbing beat until 3am, slicked with sweat, salty and exhausted .. Then home by 4am, hot shower, black coffee + 3 toasted crumpets in bed, favourite jimjams + hotwater bottle... comatose sleep until 10am.. Heaven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hotter the better, cupping with one hand, inserting with my fingers...waiting a little...moving it backwards and forwards... then wrapping my mouth around it.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

It's crossed my mind on occasion, but no, I haven't done that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tape measure in the M&S bra fitting section

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

No, because I never quite believe them. I'm always waiting for the sarcastic sting in the tail!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The hotter the better, cupping with one hand, inserting with my fingers...waiting a little...moving it backwards and forwards... then wrapping my mouth around it. "

This has to be about your preferred way of eating hot dogs. Yep. Nothing else it could be.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning. I'm in.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It's the leisure peninsula don't you know.

Depends on your definition of a good time, but no guided tour is complete without a visit to my bed.

You need to keep it moving though, I've a coach party in at 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Writing porn scripts for money. How hard could that be? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hotter the better, cupping with one hand, inserting with my fingers...waiting a little...moving it backwards and forwards... then wrapping my mouth around it.

This has to be about your preferred way of eating hot dogs. Yep. Nothing else it could be. "

Ehhhhh wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've answered this one before, Idris Elbas underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been all over the world but would love to go see the Northern Lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've answered this one before, Idris Elbas underwear "

What, no hummus?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I've answered this one before, Idris Elbas underwear

What, no hummus? "

Not this time

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

D always wakes C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would start making out with another female fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs or mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i love this thread some really intriguing answers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the woman's mouth

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Jurassic Pork.

Horny genetically modified dinosaurs get it on with scientists in Hawaii.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you're in and PM someone in the thread with a question.

If you get asked a question, post your answer here in the thread without giving away the question.

Please respect people's filters and have fun.

Who's in?"

In

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By *on779Man
over a year ago

west mersea colchester

Still in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in it to win it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be Fuzz! He can be very persuasive when he wants to and, well I'm not one to shy away from trying something new

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really bad

Ride my prejudice

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No, I wouldn't enjoy that. I'm a participator, not a watcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly no I have not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn’t enjoy it I wouldn’t have allowed him to take a photo, and I wouldn’t have posted it on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary Queen of Scots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually the one in the middle of the action shall we say lol ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mary Queen of Scots "

Hmm was this question something to do with giving head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary Queen of Scots

Hmm was this question something to do with giving head? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked him cause I had fancied him for literally 20 years lmao

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Tea monkey and _emini man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine hard... firm. So would have to make sure that it is firmly between two warm ends before taking a bite... always delish with a bit of creamy goodness thrown in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay it’s back in the lounge . I’ll play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer use of the bathroom, you know, long journey and that. Make a cuppa then explain how fab is the essential guide to life on earth, get them profiled and on here as my kinky 2 cocked friends (I presume 2 cocks is standard?)

Peach x

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By *idCheshFunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

2 or more but 1 on 1 can be fun x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls or Edward Penishands.

Both 100% real, I shit you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *t-is-meMan
over a year ago

Shipley

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i can and have done but ive decided it wouldn't be in my best interests to do it in the future, however youre so beautiful i may consider it as a one off just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see Corbin and chuck Norris you can give Corbin 99 lives too and weapons lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

No hidden depths gorgeous, I'm this shallow all the way through.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

Stick to our strengths and use food

If it's this time of year then we'd offer them some mulled wine or tea and coffee followed by a roast dinner and board games

If it's the summer, then fire up the bbq and make a lovely gin cocktail before playing cards against humanity

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By *idCheshFunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

A condom so I’d be full of cum x

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By *t-is-meMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Would have to be Simon Cowell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thomas Edison because he would come up with some cool gadgets to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always put pants on just before the meet.... It is very exciting / hot having someone slide them off...the reveal is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again!! Best thread yet!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

That's not just a no, that's a hell the fuck no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bedroom of a prominent forumite.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

That question is way too broad. The diversity spectrum isn't linear, therefore incomparable to measure

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Swimming, running, hiking, yoga

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Yes a few but unfortunately I'm not able to put them right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing is a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not just a no, that's a hell the fuck no."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A cottage in the Cotswolds. Good food, good alcohol, roaring fire, standalone copper bath tub and a hot tub in the back garden. Drives and walks out, reading, cooking and enjoying every minute of it.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of hot chocolate at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rely on google translate and tell them to wipe their tentacles on the mat before offering them a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I seem to have been doing this for hours now

Going to go do some normal stuff for a bit....

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Somewhere remote where I don't have to worry about noise, ideally with open fires and thick shaggy hearthrugs, a shower big enough for two and a massive comfy bed with lovely linens.

Not a four-poster though, had some dodgy experiences in those!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Mellifluous. It drips off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I don’t believe is such things, it’s all make belief and fairytales to prop up and perpetuate the long running lies most people believe to be reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Mother f'ing Teresa doing some selfless, kickass charity work overseas. I'm fairly altruistic, but could / would do more if time / money allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten bum latina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a couple but I’d have to say Freddie Flintoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then I slipped it up her bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning

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By *ornyFun1983Man
over a year ago

lancing

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSAchick and Tea monkey

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