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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is all thanks for reading

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's not a problem there's far better one's around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

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unlikely but thats ok you can have them

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"That is all thanks for reading

you tell um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is a daily mantra of sorts

I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

you tell um

D."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is a daily mantra of sorts

I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here.

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you would be surprised

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That is a daily mantra of sorts

I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here.

Is it in the FAQs yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is a daily mantra of sorts

I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here.

Is it in the FAQs yet?"
i did message admin but they havnt listened to me in 2 years not likely to start now

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.

It is actually genius when you think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is a daily mantra of sorts

I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here.

Is it in the FAQs yet?"

Its in a Site Help section

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

But it is a gift to the guys tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.

It is actually genius when you think about it. "

Pre assertive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

But it is a gift to the guys tho

Flip side. Genius indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

But it is a gift to the guys tho

Flip side. Genius indeed.

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see im all heart

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine with mine.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.

It is actually genius when you think about it. "

And we always want what we can't have. AlWAYS.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

One of the newly minted commandments of fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.

It is actually genius when you think about it. "
at least your not going with people want what they cant have cos they really cant

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left."

Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never wanted it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.

It is actually genius when you think about it.

And we always want what we can't have. AlWAYS."
tough titties

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That is a daily mantra of sorts

I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here.

Is it in the FAQs yet?

Its in a Site Help section

Ah that's good of them! Must save a lot of dissapointment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never wanted it."

Well known phrase in sales buyers are liers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have any sexual organ on the planet (just like you, except mine, unless I let you), I've just not tried for yours yet, keep your guard up my love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of the newly minted commandments of fab?

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as it should be

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!?

Probably start lesbianing out. It's the only logical explanation and not too much of an ordeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wanted it.

Well known phrase in sales buyers are liers"

Well I certainly know what I want and it's not your penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never wanted it.

Well known phrase in sales buyers are liers

Well I certainly know what I want and it's not your penis

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

If I was intrested, I'm sure I wouldn't be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was intrested, I'm sure I wouldn't be bothered. "
relieved to hear it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!?

Probably start lesbianing out. It's the only logical explanation and not too much of an ordeal.

That... doesn't sound to bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!?

Probably start lesbianing out. It's the only logical explanation and not too much of an ordeal.

That... doesn't sound to bad

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thats the way go lez up the place

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left."

To be honest Meli my enthusiasm for the penis has dried up anyway,I fear it may be for forever. I fear my lack of connection with the opposite sex has come to a fullstop,I need to find it before it's lost forever...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

But it is a gift to the guys tho

Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

But it is a gift to the guys tho

Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy!

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im like fab version of the salvation army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

But it is a gift to the guys tho

Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy!

im like fab version of the salvation army

Yeah but they look better shaking their contributions box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch

But it is a gift to the guys tho

Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy!

im like fab version of the salvation army

Yeah but they look better shaking their contributions box

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i have nothing to contribute to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It breaks my heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It breaks my heart"

Why? Iv spent a year giving guys like yourself a fair crack at the rest of the girls i can lead a horse to water and all that

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"That is all thanks for reading

Damn I was hoping I could borrow yours I Have a meet this evening and don't know if I want to use mine own for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well so gutted absolutely sobbing...

Well will have to go to tescos and get me one..

Always something I want I can't have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Well so gutted absolutely sobbing...

Well will have to go to tescos and get me one..

Always something I want I can't have"
sorry to disapoint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is all thanks for reading

Damn I was hoping I could borrow yours I Have a meet this evening and don't know if I want to use mine own for it.

Sorry dude but if its that dangerous your scared to use your own u may want to think about who your meeting eh

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.

It is actually genius when you think about it. "

Saves us the bother

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

Cough...pot calling kettle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

Cough...pot calling kettle."
i know

more tea vicar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.

Cough...pot calling kettle."
im more a grumpy gus mind you

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Its a crafty way to get ladies to want your penis.

Tell them they cant have it and they will be queued up wanting it.

If you get too many requests just send a few ladies my way.

I will also tell them they cant have mines.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"That's not a problem there's far better one's around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a crafty way to get ladies to want your penis.

Tell them they cant have it and they will be queued up wanting it.

If you get too many requests just send a few ladies my way.

I will also tell them they cant have mines."

No this is not reverse psychology they all wanted it im just putting it across they cannot have it its quite simple really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It breaks my heart

Why? Iv spent a year giving guys like yourself a fair crack at the rest of the girls i can lead a horse to water and all that

Seen like that, very true. I shall thank Sally in person!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It breaks my heart

Why? Iv spent a year giving guys like yourself a fair crack at the rest of the girls i can lead a horse to water and all that

Seen like that, very true. I shall thank Sally in person!"

You can try make me go green but im in a charity mood

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