FabSwingers.com forum: Men are from mars, women have no penis

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

We all know the famous saying about men and women being different in the everything they do.

Curly wurly or a chocolate bar of your choice to the funniest post celebrating the differences.

Keep it lighthearted and fun folks

Choosing shampoo

Woman.

Looks, Effectiveness, brand, aroma, effect on hair, brand, bottle colour, quality, friends advice, internet review, popularity

Men..

I think it had shampoo written on it

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Women in a supermarket, walk their 10,000 steps as they wander up and down every aisle.

Men walk 800,head straight to their items and then to the checkout

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Men start getting ready for going out 10 minutes before the time given and make it with 5 minutes to spare

Women start 2 hours before and still run late

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Shoes

Women.. At least 40 pairs of which 27 have been worn once and 6 still in unopened boxes

Men.. 2 pairs

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Diets

Women.. Weight watchers, multiple diets from magazines,

Men.. Small portion of chips instead of large with the usual 1/2 lb triple cheese burger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Men think with their 'arze' women are genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas shopping.

Women will probably have already started.

Men like the challenge of buying everything on christmas eve.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Christmas shopping.

Women will probably have already started.

Men like the challenge of buying everything on christmas eve.

Started ? Finished mate. Finished.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

beg to differ as i'm an honourary bloke (strap on)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes

Women.. At least 40 pairs of which 27 have been worn once and 6 still in unopened boxes

Men.. 2 pairs

I’d normally agree with this but I have a weird collection of adidas trainers and some if not around 40 are still in boxes haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg I really am a bloke!!! Going to have to change profile

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Omfg I really am a bloke!!! Going to have to change profile

You've got the worlds best moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas shopping.

Women will probably have already started.

Men like the challenge of buying everything on christmas eve.

I think I’m a man this Christmas then. Not even started and no intention to do so until December at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women ... house immaculate, car

men ... car washed, waxed, hoovered regularly, house

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"women ... house immaculate, car

men ... car washed, waxed, hoovered regularly, house

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

When a friend is upset over something trivial...

Women.. Coffees, hugs, phone calls, flowers, text messages, wine, chocolates, Facebook support from other women friends

Men.. Don't be such a wank.r, man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a friend is upset over something trivial...

Women.. Coffees, hugs, phone calls, flowers, text messages, wine, chocolates, Facebook support from other women friends

Men.. Don't be such a wank.r, man up "

Defo bloke ... no hope

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

[Removed by poster at 10/11/19 13:25:12]

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"When a friend is upset over something trivial...

Women.. Coffees, hugs, phone calls, flowers, text messages, wine, chocolates, Facebook support from other women friends

Men.. Don't be such a wank.r, man up "

No.... come on of to the pub we go, chat about it for 15 minutes max, then change the subject, drink and go home laughing

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Women:know the name and birthday of everyone they've ever met. Even if only once.

Men: what birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman who gives her opinion- told she's a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! I think me and my fwb are the opposite genders to what we purport to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parenting

Women: know what their children are doing, who their friends are, what they like, what they dont like, whats got to be done this week...

Men: Vaguely aware that there are some small people occupying their house

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Women:know the name and birthday of everyone they've ever met. Even if only once.

Men: what birthday? "

It's that classic joke

Husband..what's our computer password

Wife.. It's our wedding anniversary darling

Husband.. Fu.k

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Reading some of these, I think I must be a man!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Reading some of these, I think I must be a man!

Which ones ?

Have you got a willy that you can whirl and pretend you're a helicockter

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Reading some of these, I think I must be a man!

Ps nice moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men say everything's fine it usually is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"parenting

Women: know what their children are doing, who their friends are, what they like, what they dont like, whats got to be done this week...

Men: Vaguely aware that there are some small people occupying their house "

Phew! I can relax I am female!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Reading some of these, I think I must be a man!

Agree... definitely associate more with the Male than the female descriptions, I have always said I should have been born a boy

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Holiday packing

Woman.. Start planning at least a month before, remember travel plugs, travel iron, sunscreen, anti mosquito plugs, arrange for pets to be fed, make lists for children's clothing, find passports for everyone, colour coordinate outfits for morning noon and night including something glamorous, go on a bikini diet,

Men.. Pack Pair of shorts, t shirts and Hawaii shirt, 10 minutes before leaving for the airport

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