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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When it comes to chocolates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it comes to chocolates?

I would NEVER steal your chocolates but don't leave your olives where I can find them or I'll break your heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When it comes to chocolates?

I would NEVER steal your chocolates but don't leave your olives where I can find them or I'll break your heart

You are more than welcome to have my olives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

I don't turn my nose up to any chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate? "

Ofcourse, you can!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate? "

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

It is a deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

It is a deal!

Then why the sad face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

It is a deal!

Then why the sad face?

The slippers are useless if I lost my chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

It is a deal!

Then why the sad face?

The slippers are useless if I lost my chocolate!

Yes that is a dilemma. But I still get the chocolate.... Right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

It is a deal!

Then why the sad face?

The slippers are useless if I lost my chocolate!

Yes that is a dilemma. But I still get the chocolate.... Right! "

Yes you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

It is a deal!

Then why the sad face?

The slippers are useless if I lost my chocolate!

Yes that is a dilemma. But I still get the chocolate.... Right!

Yes you can.

Yay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

I want to steal your slippers. Those rock!

Ta, I think I have a bit of a slipper addiction Iv lost count as to how many pairs I have.

Can I borrow them for my woody womb pecker to keep them warm!

Urm well that depends, do I get chocolate?

I meant, ofcourse you can have my chocolate!

I'm in! you can have the slippers.

It is a deal!

Then why the sad face?

The slippers are useless if I lost my chocolate!

Yes that is a dilemma. But I still get the chocolate.... Right!

Yes you can.

Yay.

You win..Can I please have my chocolate back when you are done?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

100% dark cocoa lover here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

100% dark cocoa lover here.."

Are you talking about the chocolate or the packaging?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

100% dark cocoa lover here..

Are you talking about the chocolate or the packaging?

The chocolate, of course..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

100% dark cocoa lover here..

Are you talking about the chocolate or the packaging?

The chocolate, of course..

Got any with chilli in them..omg lush mmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

100% dark cocoa lover here..

Are you talking about the chocolate or the packaging?

The chocolate, of course..

Got any with chilli in them..omg lush mmm"

I love them too! Very hot and slightly bitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't cheat. I just wouldn't tell you I've got chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't cheat. I just wouldn't tell you I've got chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a chocolate snob. I'd only steal it if it was top notch.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don’t really like chocolate so you can eat as much as you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a chocolate snob. I'd only steal it if it was top notch. "

Have you tried Whittaker's dark Ghana?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

If it’s got peanut butter in i’d deploy my one lesson of kickboxing skills and whup your arse for it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm not that fussed for chocolate, you can keep it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it’s got peanut butter in i’d deploy my one lesson of kickboxing skills and whup your arse for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not that fussed for chocolate, you can keep it

What would tempt you to cheat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same reason men do because they want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a chocolate snob. I'd only steal it if it was top notch.

Have you tried Whittaker's dark Ghana?

That's not a UK brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely steal your chocolate. Sorry not sorry

Do you like 50% dark cocoa?

100% dark cocoa lover here.."

70% for me. Damn, I want some dark chocolate brazil nuts now...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"When it comes to chocolates?

Started when eve stole Adams last "Ye old rolo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont. But i can talk you into giving them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not stealing, it’s sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a chocolate snob. I'd only steal it if it was top notch.

Have you tried Whittaker's dark Ghana?

That's not a UK brand"

It is a kiwis brand. Must try. You will have orgasms in your mouth.If not I will give you the money back!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"It’s not stealing, it’s sharing

Is this the woman's chocolate code of "what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it comes to chocolates?

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they want what they want...... the soft centres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not stealing, it’s sharing

Is this the woman's chocolate code of "what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine"

See this man gets it.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"It’s not stealing, it’s sharing

Is this the woman's chocolate code of "what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine"

See this man gets it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a chocolate snob. I'd only steal it if it was top notch.

Have you tried Whittaker's dark Ghana?

That's not a UK brand

It is a kiwis brand. Must try. You will have orgasms in your mouth.If not I will give you the money back!

Wasn't questioning quality, merely availability.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a chocolate snob. I'd only steal it if it was top notch.

Have you tried Whittaker's dark Ghana?

That's not a UK brand

It is a kiwis brand. Must try. You will have orgasms in your mouth.If not I will give you the money back!

Wasn't questioning quality, merely availability. "

I can send it to you. Or even drop it off to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s not stealing, it’s sharing

Is this the woman's chocolate code of "what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I rarely eat chocolates, it's the kids or Dick who usually steal mine.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Police Squad.

I will always give a lady my last Rolo and always let her help herself to my Malteasers and all my chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have Whitakers Dark Ghana. My favorite is the almond or the peppermint. I love that fir dark chocolate it has a fluffiness to it.

I'm a dark chocolate snob; once you go dark.....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"When it comes to chocolates?

You're safe

I don't like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never share Galaxy Minstrels. Other types I’d consider it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have Whitakers Dark Ghana. My favorite is the almond or the peppermint. I love that fir dark chocolate it has a fluffiness to it.

I'm a dark chocolate snob; once you go dark....."

You never go back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will never share Galaxy Minstrels. Other types I’d consider it.....

You should. You don't know what you are missing out on till you try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a fan of chocolate so yours is safe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not a fan of chocolate so yours is safe. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me sick hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It makes me sick hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It makes me sick hahah

Makes me sick to think there is a few among us plotting to steal my chocolate heaven drops ! They are under lock and key in gringotts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your chocolate would be safe with me! Not keen on the stuff tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not particularly keen on chocolate either though must be dark as, 85% to whet my appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always steal the turkish delight and open lower layer to make sure I get them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty. I would steal your chocolate. If you leave it down then I think its mine

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I always steal the turkish delight and open lower layer to make sure I get them all

I do that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always steal the turkish delight and open lower layer to make sure I get them all

Same then I put others in its place so no one will notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not stupid ! You say your not bothered by it till my guard is down and then you munch my choco ! Too many times I have been robbed, will it never stoppp !! I also ate a cake..nice chocolate cake on Tuesday in the afternoon for no certain reason, I was surprised that I managed to eat it in one sitting and actually be abit sad it was all gone and over so soon. So yeah I protect my chocolate with a lot of security measures and no I don’t go outside a lot. I feel strongly about this

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