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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do anyone else here own horse?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

No..so you do?

We had horses at my school, so I often went riding. They are beautiful animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do anyone else here own horse? "

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No..so you do?

We had horses at my school, so I often went riding. They are beautiful animals."

Yes they're hard work in the winter though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do anyone else here own horse?

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!"

Don't think I've heard the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does your horse say about you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does your horse say about you....

Nerrr

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No I'm allergic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do anyone else here own horse?

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!

Don't think I've heard the song "

Its an 'adult' song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Welsh section D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a few cobs & a stallion why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do anyone else here own horse?

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!

Don't think I've heard the song

Its an 'adult' song"

Fuck your Honda Civic! My Irish friend is so funny at this on karaoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do anyone else here own horse?

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!"

Crying laughing, Omg not heard that in YEARS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

No but I worked on a farm with 14 beautiful horses and ponies. Sunning animals with so much personality.

(brat)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do anyone else here own horse?

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!

Don't think I've heard the song

Its an 'adult' song"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a 15.2 tank called Chester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a Welsh section D x"

Nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own a few cobs & a stallion why? "

Just seeing who else is stupid enough to own them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger. "

Could be a fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes a 15.2 tank called Chester"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh! "

Ever been to Appleby?

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

"Do anyone else here own horse?

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!"

Quality! I know the song!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got to hear this song now

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Ive 3 ,apart from this its my hobby ,dont drink or smoke ,keepsc me fit and sane ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.

Could be a fantasy? "

It definitely is and I'll make it real one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!

Ever been to Appleby? "

I’ve been to Appleby but I don’t own horses

I love the massive shire horses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.

Could be a fantasy?

It definitely is and I'll make it real one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!

Ever been to Appleby?

I’ve been to Appleby but I don’t own horses

I love the massive shire horses "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just heard the song.

"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone watch Heartland on Netflix , it is a great series about a Canadian ranch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone watch Heartland on Netflix , it is a great series about a Canadian ranch "

No I haven't seen it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.

Could be a fantasy?

It definitely is and I'll make it real one day

The fantasy is horny, but the reality is rather different.

Forget the vision of a lady in pristine white blouse and cream jodphurs, the reality is that they smell of horseshit, horse sweat, mud and tack soap lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just heard the song.

"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"

Love it

Fab's a blast innit?

You never know what joys you might be introduced to

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"Anyone watch Heartland on Netflix , it is a great series about a Canadian ranch "
I watch this ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to own a few horses, got wise now I just own a few motorcycles, only need feeding every 150 miles, and mucking out every 4000

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just heard the song.

"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"

Love it

Fab's a blast innit?

You never know what joys you might be introduced to"

Yes. Grab you by the pony tail and ride you like a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh section D and 2 palominos (quarter horses) all ride and drive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welsh section D and 2 palominos (quarter horses) all ride and drive.

Ride and drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just heard the song.

"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"

Love it

Fab's a blast innit?

You never know what joys you might be introduced to

Yes. Grab you by the pony tail and ride you like a horse. "

Arent i s'posed to be riding you?

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

"Do anyone else here own horse? "

We breed Irish Draughts at home. Majestic animals. Does you good to be in their company for a bit.

Also I love that song.

Fuck your Honda civic

Iv a horse outside

Fuck your subaru

IV a horse outside

Fuck your Mitsubishi

Iv a horse outside

If your looking for the ride

Iv a horse outside.

Quality quality tuneage!!!

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Save a horse, ride a cowboy, I went horse trekking in Alberta for a week if that counts

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Yes. Had a fantastic lunatic who almost made it to Badminton, lost him last year at the age of 26.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had horses all my life until last year when sadly lost my precious boy to colic. He was 28 so a good age, but well when he wentnoit in the morning. Currently debating on whether to buy another one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just heard the song.

"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"

Love it

Fab's a blast innit?

You never know what joys you might be introduced to

Yes. Grab you by the pony tail and ride you like a horse.

Arent i s'posed to be riding you?"

Well if you insist

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Yes three. Well two and a half. One of them is a teeny tiny scruffy field ornament that I rescued after it was tied up and dumped on a verge.

It now bosses the others around and likes to bite away at my pockets thinking I have treats for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.

Could be a fantasy?

It definitely is and I'll make it real one day

The fantasy is horny, but the reality is rather different.

Forget the vision of a lady in pristine white blouse and cream jodphurs, the reality is that they smell of horseshit, horse sweat, mud and tack soap lol.

I know what they smell like

that's what starts me off, that smell of leather and warm flesh... And I've never seen anyone dressed in what you describe outside of a spanking porn film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup Shetlands!

Psycho crazy little motherfuckers!!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Do anyone else here own horse? "

Not any more but used to have 44 of them, yes 44

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens

Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.

Not been on one since

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens

Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.

Not been on one since

Jesus that must have been just terrible! x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens

Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.

Not been on one since

Jesus that must have been just terrible! x"

It wasn't much fun.

It put an end to one of my lifes ambitions.

I'd had try outs for the GB Olympic swimming team a week earlier.

But it led to a great career in cycling, so not all bad

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Do anyone else here own horse? "

Neigh

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

My uncle in Ireland has gypsy cobs it's his passion goes to Appleby every year buying and selling, his prize horse was called Shambo he passed away a few years back he was a fine specimen of the bred.a great story on YouTube you should check out the beautiful Jim Key I was shocked to see how intelligent a horse could be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup Shetlands!

Psycho crazy little motherfuckers!!"

Hobbithorses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!

Ever been to Appleby? "

I go every year to Appleby, what gypsy traveller doesn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m scared of horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just off out into the cold to sort my out. X

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm just off out into the cold to sort my out. X"

Remember it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just off out into the cold to sort my out. X

Remember it well.

To be honest not looking forward to it. But she needs me x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm just off out into the cold to sort my out. X

Remember it well.

To be honest not looking forward to it. But she needs me x"

They are beautiful and I loved mine but don't miss going out in all weathers to care for them though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just off out into the cold to sort my out. X

Remember it well.

To be honest not looking forward to it. But she needs me x

They are beautiful and I loved mine but don't miss going out in all weathers to care for them though."

Oh I agree so much. She's all warm in her stable. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew up a village with farms and estates before moving away for uni and the regular sight of ladies in jodphurs is a sight i miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do anyone else here own horse?

Not any more but used to have 44 of them, yes 44"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens

Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.

Not been on one since

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My uncle in Ireland has gypsy cobs it's his passion goes to Appleby every year buying and selling, his prize horse was called Shambo he passed away a few years back he was a fine specimen of the bred.a great story on YouTube you should check out the beautiful Jim Key I was shocked to see how intelligent a horse could be."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!

Ever been to Appleby?

I go every year to Appleby, what gypsy traveller doesn't lol "

true

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Had horses, ponies and a donkey as a kid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I grew up a village with farms and estates before moving away for uni and the regular sight of ladies in jodphurs is a sight i miss"

Yes there's something sexy about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a sore throat. Does that count?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I've got a sore throat. Does that count?

Are you feeling a little horse

Perv

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

No but I live in the Horse Capital of the world,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"No but I live in the Horse Capital of the world, "

Mongolia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I live in the Horse Capital of the world,

Mongolia?"
Argentina

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"No but I live in the Horse Capital of the world,

Mongolia?Argentina "

Wrong breed, the ones with the horns are cattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

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hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

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By *ongleggedfemaleWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

Me. Just one now. Had 2 at one point. It's hard work

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

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over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

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shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought riding boots today, does that count??

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Always had a couple of eventers in Glos, but not now I'm back in the ghastly SE, been doing other things at weekends anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought riding boots today, does that count?? "
are they bed riding boots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought riding boots today, does that count??

are they bed riding boots?

Oh... You are getting to know me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought riding boots today, does that count??

are they bed riding boots?

Oh... You are getting to know me

They are wipe clean

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

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shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

"
she won by head but she never blinkered

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

"
twice round my oaks and i beechter

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

"
well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller

Now that was crop

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over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller

Now that was crop

"
lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller

Now that was crop

lol

Bet you had her on Show, jumping all over the bed

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By *illiamABCMan
over a year ago

chester

Had a shetland but find that a dog is a lot easier to look after and can live indoors and doesnt need such a big living area

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Used to years ago. Looking at getting a standardbred for racing next year. Maybe see some of you Appleby goers

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Do anyone else here own horse? "

Never had any horses but i owned a few donkey jackets...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Used to years ago. Looking at getting a standardbred for racing next year. Maybe see some of you Appleby goers

Harness racing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we have a quite a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller

Now that was crop

lol

Bet you had her on Show, jumping all over the bed

"
no but she did have the trots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a stallion lol it's ok I'm just horsing around

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Always grew up with horses, my dad now keeps mine back down in Devon along with his two.

All of them are Irish cob X...proper Heinz57. Love them.

My dad used to check on me in bed as a kid, find the bed empty, and eventually track me down in the stable cuddled up with my pony!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller

Now that was crop

lol

Bet you had her on Show, jumping all over the bed

no but she did have the trots "

Did she Dress....age appropriate

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over a year ago

"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian

Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship

hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins

Did she get the bit between her teeth then

shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape

Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.

She might shock you and be a Spurs fan

shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong

Was it a photo finish?

Hope the Girth was okay for her.

she won by head but she never blinkered

Hope she was good in the saddle.

A good long ride

twice round my oaks and i beechter

Hope she took off well at the upright

well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller

Now that was crop

lol

Bet you had her on Show, jumping all over the bed

no but she did have the trots

Did she Dress....age appropriate

"
oooooo neigh she is mutton dressed as lamb but to be fair her mane influences come from hunters chicken, foxes mints and horse n hounds

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

"Used to years ago. Looking at getting a standardbred for racing next year. Maybe see some of you Appleby goers

Harness racing?"
correct

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

"Do anyone else here own horse?

I've got a horse outside

And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone watch Heartland on Netflix , it is a great series about a Canadian ranch I watch this ..

I watch it too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started riding at 4 and still addicted sadly because of my addiction I have ruined so many relationships lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a 15hh cob

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By *ickeyr835Man
over a year ago

meath

"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.

Could be a fantasy?

It definitely is and I'll make it real one day

The fantasy is horny, but the reality is rather different.

Forget the vision of a lady in pristine white blouse and cream jodphurs, the reality is that they smell of horseshit, horse sweat, mud and tack soap lol.

I know what they smell like

that's what starts me off, that smell of leather and warm flesh... And I've never seen anyone dressed in what you describe outside of a spanking porn film

Could definitely be made a reality

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