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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Who's Tarzan

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Prescott. You got unlucky there, didn't you?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"John Prescott. You got unlucky there, didn't you?

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how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John Prescott. You got unlucky there, didn't you?

how?"

Just being daft. Trying to paint a picture of Prescott swinging in as Tarzan wearing an animal skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Heseltine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus

No..... I’m Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Michael Heseltine

lol

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I'm Hungry!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm Spartacus

No..... I’m Spartacus "

No .. I AM Spartacus!!!

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

RWB ish

I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm sparkly dust! Hang on.. did I mishear?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman"

I want Tarzan

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

RWB ish

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

I want Tarzan"

To the batmobile. let see if we can find him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

I want Tarzan

To the batmobile. let see if we can find him"

he's in Gotham in South Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus

No..... I’m Spartacus

No .. I AM Spartacus!!!"

Yeah, he's Spartacus - crucify him immediately.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

RWB ish

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

I want Tarzan

To the batmobile. let see if we can find him

he's in Gotham in South Nottingham

Lets go then robin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen Tarzan on here !

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

I want Tarzan"

Why do you want him he's a cheater

OOPs I mean't he's with cheater

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

I want Tarzan

Why do you want him he's a cheater

OOPs I mean't he's with cheater

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Who's Tarzan

Not me, I'm no good at swinging in the trees, I keep falling out

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who's Tarzan

Not me, I'm no good at swinging in the trees, I keep falling out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Who's Tarzan

Not me, I'm no good at swinging in the trees, I keep falling out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be buzz....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll be buzz...."
who's buzz?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'll be buzz....who's buzz?"
,

Yes?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll be buzz....who's buzz?,

Yes?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'll be buzz....who's buzz?,

Yes?

Think he's gone

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll be buzz....who's buzz?,

Yes?

Think he's gone

Yeah who ever he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzz light-year are you both dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Jon snow

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Buzz light-year are you both dull "

We are talking about Tarzan and Jane, don't be so rude

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Buzz light-year are you both dull "

Less of your cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buzz light-year are you both dull

We are talking about Tarzan and Jane, don't be so rude

What other famous buzzes are there mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mun FFS

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Mun FFS "

No idea what you are talking

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mun FFS "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put mum instead of mum instead of mum I know it's late but keep up ladies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Mun FFS

Know what you mean

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I put mum instead of mum instead of mum I know it's late but keep up ladies "

What does mun mean?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mun FFS

Know what you mean

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Mun FFS

Know what you mean

Must be his bedtime...surely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mun FFS

Know what you mean

Must be his bedtime...surely.."

Must be x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type"

No idea what you're talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mun FFS

Know what you mean

Must be his bedtime...surely.."

Wouldn't you love to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type

No idea what you're talking about

Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Mun FFS

Know what you mean

Must be his bedtime...surely..

Wouldn't you love to join me

God no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mun FFS

Know what you mean

Must be his bedtime...surely..

Wouldn't you love to join me

God no!"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type

No idea what you're talking about

Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand"

Perhaps you could explain then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type

No idea what you're talking about

Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand

Perhaps you could explain then..."

Unfortunately I ain't bright enough

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

I want Tarzan"

I’m Tarzan

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type

No idea what you're talking about

Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand

Perhaps you could explain then...

Unfortunately I ain't bright enough "

Ok don't use a word you have no understanding of..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

I want Tarzan

I’m Tarzan "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type

No idea what you're talking about

Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand

Perhaps you could explain then...

Unfortunately I ain't bright enough

Ok don't use a word you have no understanding of.."

I understand it can't explain thanks for the advice though doll

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type

No idea what you're talking about

Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand

Perhaps you could explain then...

Unfortunately I ain't bright enough

Ok don't use a word you have no understanding of..

I understand it can't explain thanks for the advice though doll "

I'm not a doll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Michael Heseltine

lol"

Hahahahaha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Michael Heseltine

lol

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am gruu

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I am gruu"

Who's he?

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Do you mean groot?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?"

I’m Tarzan

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?

I’m Tarzan

Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you...

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?

I’m Tarzan

Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you..."

Why thank you.. I’ve been looking for Jane too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?

I’m Tarzan

Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you...

Why thank you.. I’ve been looking for Jane too"

Did you catch up with Cheetah..he's been screeching all day?...

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm David Attenborough!

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm *Sir David Attenborough!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm *Sir David Attenborough!"

You seen Cheetah?...Sir..

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Yes he’s with me now

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?

I’m Tarzan

Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you...

Yes he’s with me now

Why thank you.. I’ve been looking for Jane too

Did you catch up with Cheetah..he's been screeching all day?...

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Hi.. I'm Negan

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Yes he’s with me now "

Great...did he save you a banana?..

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Yes he’s with me now

Great...did he save you a banana?.."

Yes I’ve got a big bunch

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan."

Hi Negan.. me Tarzan

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Yes he’s with me now

Great...did he save you a banana?..

Yes I’ve got a big bunch"

Yes I had heard that through the grapevine...from Marvin Gaye...

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Yes he’s with me now

Great...did he save you a banana?..

Yes I’ve got a big bunch

Yes I had heard that through the grapevine...from Marvin Gaye..."

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan."

You can surely

Can I swing from his vine?

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

Hi Negan.. me Tarzan"

Wheres Jayne?

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

You can surely

Can I swing from his vine?

Yes Negan you can swing from my vine

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

Hi Negan.. me Tarzan

Wheres Jayne?"

I’m looking for Jane, can you help me find her?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

You can surely

Can I swing from his vine?

Oh I'm sure you could

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

Hi Negan.. me Tarzan

Wheres Jayne?"

Think she went to put the kettle on...tea?...

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

Hi Negan.. me Tarzan

Wheres Jayne?

Think she went to put the kettle on...tea?..."

Ohh I’d love a cup of tea please.. any biscuits?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

Hi Negan.. me Tarzan

Wheres Jayne?

Think she went to put the kettle on...tea?...

Ohh I’d love a cup of tea please.. any biscuits?"

Yes...rich tea ok?...

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hi.. I'm Negan

Hi Negan

. Can I introduce you to Tarzan.

Hi Negan.. me Tarzan

Wheres Jayne?

Think she went to put the kettle on...tea?...

Ohh I’d love a cup of tea please.. any biscuits?

Yes...rich tea ok?...

"
lovely

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tarzan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm horny! Lol

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Looks like Tarzan's gone swinging in the trees again

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Gordon Bennett!!!!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Looks like Tarzan's gone swinging in the trees again

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman"

Erm... no im Batman i even have the tattoo to prove it! Hahaha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

I'm more like a gorilla.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Gordon Bennett!!!! "
,

Is he swinging in the trees

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm more like a gorilla.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Jon snow "

Could you tell us today's news?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

Erm... no im Batman i even have the tattoo to prove it! Hahaha"

Where?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm more like a gorilla.

Silverback?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'll be Jon snow

Could you tell us today's news?"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"I'm more like a gorilla.

Silverback?

That's the one.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?"

A loin cloth in this weather? Then you will think him a smurf if you find him

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm more like a gorilla.

Silverback?

That's the one.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?

A loin cloth in this weather? Then you will think him a smurf if you find him

No he's hard!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????"

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

Was he farting

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

Was he farting

Don't think so, he said he's laying of he sprouts 'til Christmas...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..

I've just seen her with a banana.

If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I am iron man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An peter pan

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"I am iron man!"

More like wonder woman. Pwaoh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..

I've just seen her with a banana.

If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.

Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I am iron man!

More like wonder woman. Pwaoh

Haha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..

I've just seen her with a banana.

If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.

Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night."

She must be - that's her 4th banana.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..

I've just seen her with a banana.

If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.

Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night.

She must be - that's her 4th banana.

Tut..can you get them off her, she'll get bound up...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..

I've just seen her with a banana.

If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.

Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night.

She must be - that's her 4th banana.

Tut..can you get them off her, she'll get bound up...

Errrm. She's just spat out the skin.

It's an amazing trick.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????

I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...

That was me wanking.

Aah that's ok then..

So that was you peeking. .

Wuzn't me...

I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut

I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..

I've just seen her with a banana.

If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.

Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night.

She must be - that's her 4th banana.

Tut..can you get them off her, she'll get bound up...

Errrm. She's just spat out the skin.

It's an amazing trick.

Crikey

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

I hope tarzan has gone on a walkabout.

He's normally gone a week.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I hope tarzan has gone on a walkabout.

He's normally gone a week. "

Yeah that's the problem, think cheatah's gone with him..tut..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

And they've taken all the condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

Erm... no im Batman i even have the tattoo to prove it! Hahaha

Where?

On my arm..id show you but cant get past filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reckon my pics give me right to being your consort in the trees..lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Reckon my pics give me right to being your consort in the trees..lol

It's Tarzan!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman

Erm... no im Batman i even have the tattoo to prove it! Hahaha

Where?

On my arm..id show you but cant get past filters."

That spider is scary

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