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So what chat up lines have you enjoyed the most?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like this old chestnut "My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tap on shoulder whilst on dance floor with friend: “excuse me, I’m feeling a bit socially awkward and I don’t know how to dance...watch...” (Cue awful cringeworthy demonstration of said dancing skills). Followed up with: “Will you show me how?”

My friend had to talk to him instead as I couldn’t stop laughing. Was a fun night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha that's brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got an atlas on my bedroom I could show you the world..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha that's brilliant!!! "

It was creative, I’ll give him that! Only in Newcastle ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate went up to a lady once and said ‘all my mates over there think your a bloke’. He got slapped in the face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got an atlas on my bedroom I could show you the world.. "

Please do! Haha love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate went up to a lady once and said ‘all my mates over there think your a bloke’. He got slapped in the face "

Not surprised!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mate went up to a lady once and said ‘all my mates over there think your a bloke’. He got slapped in the face

Not surprised! "

Haha I was just thinking the same. He deserved that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will probably get me nowhere, but i like this one....

I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Your eyes are like petals

Bicycle pedals

They go round and round and round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will probably get me nowhere, but i like this one....

I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day..."

That sounds like a typical message to my inbox on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will probably get me nowhere, but i like this one....

I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day...

That sounds like a typical message to my inbox on here "

Yeah sorry for that lol

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