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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over the time I've been active on the forums, I've heard some pretty ridiculous claims, statements and questions, I guess....

"I give oral for hours - women love it" Errm not all of us!

"I made her cum tens of times in an hour" I'll get you a medal.

"How can i make a girl come from oral" Hold on, let me get my manual out...

I'm sure there are plenty more... Feel free to add.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"You have to be gym fit and vwe to get a meet"

No, you don't.

"Being nice gets you nowhere"

Not in our experience.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a woman touching my bum and I like pegging does that make me gay or bi?

That’s gotta be up there with the most ridiculous questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give you the night of your life..

I usually reply..

1. Really

2. How

3. That does nothing for me.

4.aint having my house

5. Buy your own condoms

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I like a woman touching my bum and I like pegging does that make me gay or bi?

That’s gotta be up there with the most ridiculous questions. "

It’s freaky Friday !

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Can I ask you a question?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London Se1


"Can I ask you a question? "

If you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have bad personal hygiene and social skills of a pile of manure and when I send messages to women that include a cock pic and an invitation to suck it I get no replies. Can anyone tell me what’s wrong with these women?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Are you having any luck on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?"

Sure. Wank your heart out I don’t mind.

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London Se1

I got told many years back that I was too good looking for a guys wife I think he may have been blind

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble


"Are you having any luck on here? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I can breathe through my ears'. Giving the Man from Atlantis a run for his money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

Sure. Wank your heart out I don’t mind. "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a woman touching my bum and I like pegging does that make me gay or bi?

That’s gotta be up there with the most ridiculous questions. "

Hahahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have bad personal hygiene and social skills of a pile of manure and when I send messages to women that include a cock pic and an invitation to suck it I get no replies. Can anyone tell me what’s wrong with these women?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

Sure. Wank your heart out I don’t mind.

Beat me to it "

You can too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth ....... "

Yes, I know! There are so many narrow minded generalisation on the forums. It's unreal bearing in mind that this is a swinging / sex site....

x Niki

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Just last night:

"If I were seen in a coffee shop with an older woman, I would feel embarrassed".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- You look just like my sister

- are you looking for men?

- Don’t I know you from somewhere

- Can I put you on my hotlist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"- You look just like my sister

- are you looking for men?

- Don’t I know you from somewhere

- Can I put you on my hotlist?"

OMG - that sister one would have me TOTALLY freaked out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just last night:

"If I were seen in a coffee shop with an older woman, I would feel embarrassed"."

You are having a laugh!!! I hope you blocked him / her or whatever!!! LOL

x N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having any luck on here?

"

find me a female who isn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"- You look just like my sister

- are you looking for men?

- Don’t I know you from somewhere

- Can I put you on my hotlist?

OMG - that sister one would have me TOTALLY freaked out! "

Haha it’s happened more than once and then once a cousin... all times they wanted to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I suck your dick?

- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.

-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I suck your dick?

- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.

-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes. "

Guys get these too?

"It's just a mouth!!!"

N x

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just last night:

"If I were seen in a coffee shop with an older woman, I would feel embarrassed".

You are having a laugh!!! I hope you blocked him / her or whatever!!! LOL

x N"

Him. Definitely. Told him to see a shrink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a woman touching my bum and I like pegging does that make me gay or bi?

That’s gotta be up there with the most ridiculous questions. "

Quite right. Of course they're gay. Live with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

Sure. Wank your heart out I don’t mind.

Beat me to it

You can too. "

Now there's an offer a girl can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the most ridiculous ones, are when people make statements with no factual substance or credibility and expect every one to believe them!

But in the context of the thread...

Any clown who professes to be able to take you places no-one else has? Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I think the most ridiculous ones, are when people make statements with no factual substance or credibility and expect every one to believe them!

But in the context of the thread...

Any clown who professes to be able to take you places no-one else has? Yawn."

Yep, yawn indeed. I don't get what people thing - if they have promised the world and can't deliver, that will obviously come across on a meet!

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought all women love giving blowjobs!"

I don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""I thought all women love giving blowjobs!"

I don't."

Haha! I've actually had - all girls swallow! LOL

x N

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth ....... "

And if you’re a couple looking to meet... then your obviously have a dull sex life

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you ok? How you finding fab?

Errrm well what would they do if I said no I’m not ok! And how am I finding fab, it is what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth .......

And if you’re a couple looking to meet... then your obviously have a dull sex life "

Obviously you do.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


""I thought all women love giving blowjobs!"

I don't."

My answer to one-sided demands is "What is in it for me?"

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Making a woman gush means she's cum - er no. Gush yes, orgasm no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All straight men are secretly curious.. you should be open minded."

.. when I declined an offer from a bisexual man.

No, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi? "

Oh dear - that borders soliciting... Have you ever paid for a taxi because you wanted the meet???

N x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you ok? How you finding fab?

Errrm well what would they do if I said no I’m not ok! And how am I finding fab, it is what it is. "

Ha! I have to admit - the OH did send a few messages like that in the past - he was surprised he wasn't getting any messages back! I've taken control of the messaging now! LOL

xx N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I thought all women love giving blowjobs!"

I don't.

My answer to one-sided demands is "What is in it for me?""

I don't do what I'm told.

I do what I enjoy.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi?

Oh dear - that borders soliciting... Have you ever paid for a taxi because you wanted the meet???

N x"

I haven’t but the person I was chatting to seemed to think I should pay for theirs

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


""I thought all women love giving blowjobs!"

I don't.

My answer to one-sided demands is "What is in it for me?"

I don't do what I'm told.

I do what I enjoy."

Precisely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi?

Oh dear - that borders soliciting... Have you ever paid for a taxi because you wanted the meet???

N x

I haven’t but the person I was chatting to seemed to think I should pay for theirs "

Well, I very much agree with you that you shouldn't have. x N

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

[Removed by poster at 08/11/19 18:35:48]

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth .......

And if you’re a couple looking to meet... then your obviously have a dull sex life

Obviously you do. "

Sssh, don’t tell the others, you’ll tarnish our mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave question of all time....

What brings you here?

My reply. I thought I might learn to knit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best blow job ever"

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Can I suck your dick?

- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.

-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes.

Guys get these too?

"It's just a mouth!!!"

N x"

I get "it's just sex... Why does it matter about looks, personality, gender, age, sexual preference etc".... Sure, i open my legs to just about anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I suck your dick?

- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.

-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes.

Guys get these too?

"It's just a mouth!!!"

N x

I get "it's just sex... Why does it matter about looks, personality, gender, age, sexual preference etc".... Sure, i open my legs to just about anyone "

So frustrating, isn't it...

x N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a person gets denied a meet.....

They will come on the forums and ask ....

“ Why are so many people on Fab so racist , ageist , homophobic, and body shamers “

My other favorite is the people that ask about the term BBC , snow bunny , and queen of spades?

It’s a genre of Porn that is universally excepted, but they always find the need to ask why such a racist term is used to describe interracial sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right a summary from today

- fancy a sniff and maybe a cuddle

- hey slut wannah shag and wah lol

- would you fuck my ass with a strap on - ( is it international strap on day or week this week? I’ve gotten like 10 of these in the last two days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right a summary from today

- fancy a sniff and maybe a cuddle

- hey slut wannah shag and wah lol

- would you fuck my ass with a strap on - ( is it international strap on day or week this week? I’ve gotten like 10 of these in the last two days "

How enticing, you ungrateful girl! LOL Niki xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi?

Oh dear - that borders soliciting... Have you ever paid for a taxi because you wanted the meet???

N x"

A more recent version is to book and pay Uber to pick them up. 'You sending me an uber to mine?' I imagine some would redirect the car to somewhere else, like going out to the pub etc.

Does anyone actually meet here?

Is another stupid question

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I wear a condom therefore don't need to get regularly tested" is right up there and pretty scary too.

In fact the level of ignorance displayed about STIs is pretty worrying at times

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A Couple, during messaging between us, asked, "why are you on Fab?"

Sounded like asking the bleeding obvious, but said so anyway.

We still met up later!

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"if you are not meeting, why are you online?"

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can I suck your dick?

- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.

-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes.

Guys get these too?

"It's just a mouth!!!"

N x

I get "it's just sex... Why does it matter about looks, personality, gender, age, sexual preference etc".... Sure, i open my legs to just about anyone "

Ooohhhhhh!

"Why don't you want to meet me? This is a swingers' website, and I am a verified member".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY DON'T MEN READ PROFILES ?

( er cos we know it p155e5 you off )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're all the same height lying down"

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