FabSwingers.com forum: differences between a single lady and a married lady

By *good-being-bad OP Man
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

A single lady gives you a blow job everytime, a married lady only on your birthday

Any others ?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A wedding band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single ladies don't wear pj's around Asda.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

About 4 stone....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I thought it would be a husband

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Single ladies get to starfish in the middle of the bed

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Your wages ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies get to starfish in the middle of the bed "

So do married ones when they make their hubby sleep in the spare for snoring

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Single ladies don't wear pj's around Asda. "

Really

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

All the single ladies, all the single ladies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Single ladies get to starfish in the middle of the bed "

Married ones have a different take on the Starfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat."

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"About 4 stone....

About 14 stone of dead weight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 4 stone....

About 14 stone of dead weight? "

Woop Woop !!!

Love it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil. "

I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat."

I'm constantly looking at my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 4 stone....

About 14 stone of dead weight?

Woop Woop !!!

Love it !!!"

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

No difference .. both have a mood swings mg I'm the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

I'm constantly looking at my pussy "
just had a look n it's a beautiful cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both are bitches at least once a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.

I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?

Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

Since I got divorced my legs are always shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.

I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?

Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....

My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

I'm constantly looking at my pussy "

Me too

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil. "
No they are not! Maybe the cat sensed something evil within u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil. No they are not! Maybe the cat sensed something evil within u"

Hahaha

Maybe....

I’m just not a pussy lover generally !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single lady gives you a blow job everytime, a married lady only on your birthday

Any others ?"

Only if you're the one married to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single lady gives you a blow job everytime, a married lady only on your birthday

Any others ?

Only if you're the one married to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.

I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?

Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....

My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the

Must have been this face that confused me then

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By *arc6662018Man
over a year ago

reading

Married women know how to fuck

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t have to answer to anyone or have another child in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.

I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?

Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....

My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the

Must have been this face that confused me then

I used both - the first to illustrate my “here we go again with another generalisation type thread” and the second to express the light heartedness of my comment, and that in the grand scheme of my life, it’s not all that important and actually quite amusing

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

This is one of those trick questions isn’t it OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.

Yes

Yes we do

Constantly

And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!

We paint our toe nails every day....

Get shit faced on prosecco....

Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.

I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?

Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....

My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the

Must have been this face that confused me then

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Married women cuckold their husbands, single women just want a husband!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 4 stone....

About 14 stone of dead weight? "

My god C is only 8 stone

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"About 4 stone....

About 14 stone of dead weight?

My god C is only 8 stone

Average British man apparently weights 13 and a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generalizations be rife on this thread....

Single ladies looking for a husband

Married women know how to fuck...

someone needs to inform all the cheating husbands on here then of that fact...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 4 stone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single ladies have sex because they want to.

Married ladies have sex because they have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies have sex because they want to.

Married ladies have sex because they have to. "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies have sex because they want to.

Married ladies have sex because they have to. "

Wrong. Women in general only have sex because they have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Generalizations be rife on this thread....

Single ladies looking for a husband

Married women know how to fuck...

someone needs to inform all the cheating husbands on here then of that fact...

Or that all married men are unhappy and are actively looking for sex elsewhere ... gotta love a good sweeping generalisation

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Single ladies have sex because they want to.

Married ladies have sex because they have to.

Wrong. Women in general only have sex because they have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single lady gives you a blow job everytime, a married lady only on your birthday

Any others ?"

That's just the one you're married to. Other married ladies give blow jobs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single lady gives you a blow job everytime, a married lady only on your birthday

Any others ?

That's just the one you're married to. Other married ladies give blow jobs.."

I give my partner one a day, sometimes twice if I’m feeling generous

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"About 4 stone....

About 14 stone of dead weight? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single lady is like a fridge. Doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single ladies have sex because they want to.

Married ladies have sex because they have to.

Wrong. Women in general only have sex because they have to

Or for a new handbag.

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"About 4 stone....

About 14 stone of dead weight?

My god C is only 8 stone

Average British man apparently weights 13 and a bit

Excellent I'm above average by a fair bit should add that to my profile lol

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