FabSwingers.com forum: Differences between single and married men

By *uysx2 OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?

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By *talian PassionMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Never been married sorry

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?"

One you can bite and scratch the fuck out of

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

One has a wife, the other doesn't? X

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By *orkshirefucktruck2Couple
over a year ago

barnsley

Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

A marriage certificate.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Police Squad.

One happy the other isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

And you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One is a nice safe NSA fuck and you know exactly where you stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One happy the other isn't"

This made me lol

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"One happy the other isn't

This made me lol

Illustrated well in the cuddle and movie thread, bless 'em.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Of course I'm clean I don't want to give the wife anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference is one has a wife and a girlfriend.

The other gets to fuck what he likes

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A single guy comes home, sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed.

A married guy comes home, sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One has a wife, the other doesn't? X

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"One has a wife, the other doesn't? X

.....or a husband!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

They will all be attached and lie about it

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Single men can be flexible they dont have to rush back they don't have to get permission they are not on a lead with another woman yanking it. I won't go on but in the swinging scene single men are more reliable and turn up more often.

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By *miles4himandmeCouple
over a year ago

Filey Bridlington

"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Married guy says FFS get off me when the wife is freezing cold and puts her cold hands on you to warm up

Single guy grits his teeth and doesn't say anything because he thinks he might get lucky

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"A single guy comes home, sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed.

A married guy comes home, sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge

Having been in both camps - so true.

As my username suggests, I'm (happily) single now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither has sex.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Get two phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Is kik still going....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?

One you can bite and scratch the fuck out of

Absolutely this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Is kik still going....?

Yes and this is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One happy the other isn't"

Exactly yet tend not to have the balls to end an unhappy relationship. I did with my marriage after 25 years. I’ve found that married men want the stability of the wife at home and the thrill of a lover. Just my personal experience.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

One gives his phone number the other only uses a multitude of secret apps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One will promise you the world but will never deliver

One won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither has sex."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A Single guy has a copy of every local takeaway shop menu kept by the side of the microwave

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A married guy will complain about his wife wanting to ride him cowgirl because he can't see the TV and will insist on doggy style.

A single guy won't mind because he's just pleased to get laid.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Single guys don’t clock watch and can meet weekends

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

What do you prefer?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Is kik still going....?

Yep

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Is kik still going....?

Yes and this is so funny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One happy the other isn't

Some of us do have the balls to end it and start over

Best thing I ever did, and discovered swinging on the way!!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Married men disappear at the weekend .... only to re appear Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married guys have better social skills than their single peers

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I think they are going to be changing the law to ensure couples living together are no longer discriminated against, so that break ups are similar to divorces, so the house is up for grabs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A married guy will complain about his wife wanting to ride him cowgirl because he can't see the TV and will insist on doggy style.

A single guy won't mind because he's just pleased to get laid."

Really made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One happy the other isn't

Some of us do have the balls to end it and start over

Best thing I ever did, and discovered swinging on the way!!"

Yay and yes me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One happy the other isn't

Some of us do have the balls to end it and start over

Best thing I ever did, and discovered swinging on the way!!

Yay and yes me too!!"

Nice one! Is that when you those boots too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily single

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

nr Bodmin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy? "

The smile on his face

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

A married man can keep a woman happy for longer

that's why she marries him xxx

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

A married man can keep a woman happy for longer

that's why she marries him xxx

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"One is a nice safe NSA fuck and you know exactly where you stand"

Exactly this!

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By *ischief79Man
over a year ago

Surrey

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

Which is worse ?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

A single guy is single but probably has a GF or wife he denies. A married guy wants to be single but the wife has such a grasp on his bollicks that whenever he gets a reply from anyone off fab he goes UNLOS and deletes all his browser history

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!"

I use both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A married man wishes he was single. And a single man wishes he was married.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!

I use both"

Are you married???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use both, has advantages

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

*Checks left hand*

Yep, still married to Peach

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

This

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?"

Whatever will be listed same can apply to ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?"

One wears the smallest handcuff on the ring finger!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house."

Can a guy be in a relationship and still be single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife gets many more offers than I do....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Single guy trying to shag more experienced older naughty women

Married younger guys trying to shag younger women

Older married men, we are just grateful for what we can get

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Again, a wedding band

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

Perhaps. Or we as a species were just never meant to monogamous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same differences from a married woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!"

One has respect, one doesn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me!

You’re a hot husband

Lots of those on the clubs

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Hey! I have both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married men are like wild fire. They go out if they are unattended.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Single men think they'll be balls deep in different women 6 days a week with the 7th day needed to rest and recover

The married man getting sex once a month actually does better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me!

You’re a hot husband

Lots of those on the clubs

Awwww, bless you! xx Made me smile, that has

Been thinking more about clubs recently; as you say, it seems to be the preferred route which I guess it is not surprising given you’re there in the flesh and not an unknown quantity behind a keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me!

You’re a hot husband

Lots of those on the clubs

Awwww, bless you! xx Made me smile, that has

I play with hot husbands in clubs. Very, very different to cheating. Wishing you luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you! Needing it too!!!

Best wishes, S.x

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

A single man walks up the isle owning a house, 2 dogs, a car and plenty of money in the bank.

A married man walks down the isle with half a house, no dogs, no car and very little money in the bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men think they'll be balls deep in different women 6 days a week with the 7th day needed to rest and recover

The married man getting sex once a month actually does better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men can be flexible they dont have to rush back they don't have to get permission they are not on a lead with another woman yanking it. I won't go on but in the swinging scene single men are more reliable and turn up more often."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married men disappear at the weekend .... only to re appear Monday morning

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

One gets sex the other one doesn't

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Whats the difference in been in a job for 5 years and been married for 5 years?

The job still sucks the same after 5 years.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!

I use both

Are you married???"

Yes

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By *ecorating GiggloMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"
brilliantly put and honest lol I’d wanna go pub after knock a few back and pot a few pockets

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