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9inch quickie or and hour of 5inches lol

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone

loool opinions opinions opinions

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Quality over quantity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people might want a 5 inch quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly neither is particularly impressive...

Nothing worth doing is quick in my opinion, and who says all woman want a 9 inch cock?

An hour is not a wow really either...

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone

lol I love the diversity here

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

Can we not have both ha ha. Hmmm quality first

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id prefer 5in over 9in

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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They both sound a bit dreary OP.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Your premise is based upon the belief that 9 inches is better than 5. Many would disagree.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your premise is based upon the belief that 9 inches is better than 5. Many would disagree. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather hours of five inches.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's not all about the cock though is it?

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Your premise is based upon the belief that 9 inches is better than 5. Many would disagree. "

lol no ....I just wanted to see what people say there was no pre believe or assumption...lol just a question

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs "

Nobody has pineapple on pizza.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I just wanted a fuckin' latte.

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone

wow I love making these threads lol i always find it amazing how it brings out the worst In some people.....and before I have to read it agian......its not I offer I am proposing it's not got nothing to do with my dick or my beliefs lol it's just a question to see what people think lol jheeze

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By *rystaldenisonWoman
over a year ago

salisbury

I’m more Interested In the man attached to the penis

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"wow I love making these threads lol i always find it amazing how it brings out the worst In some people.....and before I have to read it agian......its not I offer I am proposing it's not got nothing to do with my dick or my beliefs lol it's just a question to see what people think lol jheeze"

You tell em snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I’m more Interested In the man attached to the penis "

what if the man attached to the penis was a super great guy but sadly the penis was 3inches ..erect

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference "

lol that's the point it forces u to think

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I’m more Interested In the man attached to the penis

what if the man attached to the penis was a super great guy but sadly the penis was 3inches ..erect "

You forgot to lol

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By *arentsgonebadCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Depends on my mood of I want a quicky nothing better than a big tool to hit the spit quickly, but if I'm having longer sex then smaller as to big for to long is jist uncomfortable

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

For purely research purposes I will experiment and report back this afternoon

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think "

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha,

No it forces you to make a choice without an alternative on offer. So like some are doing reject your referendum LOL.

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I’m more Interested In the man attached to the penis

what if the man attached to the penis was a super great guy but sadly the penis was 3inches ..erect

You forgot to lol"

huh

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Depends on my mood of I want a quicky nothing better than a big tool to hit the spit quickly, but if I'm having longer sex then smaller as to big for to long is jist uncomfortable "

I get that alot

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"For purely research purposes I will experiment and report back this afternoon "

I.love that

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game. "

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha,

No it forces you to make a choice without an alternative on offer. So like some are doing reject your referendum LOL."

oooo cheeky but pointless as I said that is the point ... a person will have 2 choices ...so it's one or the other ...just play the game and stop trying to be witty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A five inch quickie

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"A five inch quickie"

interesting care to elaborate

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Woah woah! An hour is a quickie.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

This is in itself turning into a binary thing

Mountain

Molehill

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone "

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll go for the hour

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I don't do quickies

Do you know how long it takes to shave my bloody legs?

I'm not going through all that for a 5 minute fumble

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'll go for the hour"

Oh yes ... indeed ..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I don't do quickies

Do you know how long it takes to shave my bloody legs?

I'm not going through all that for a 5 minute fumble "

Totally hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box. "

Well said

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Woah woah! An hour is a quickie."

what's a full session to u

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box. "

looks like I touched a soft spot but let me correct your missguided emotional response by saying it's not a ploy in any way it was just a open thread to see what people think..and as such this is not an agenda I dont know who hurt you in such a way to make you pre judge something so simple but yea to each there own I guess so I dont need to know what kinda man you want that is not apart of the game

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I don't do quickies

Do you know how long it takes to shave my bloody legs?

I'm not going through all that for a 5 minute fumble "

looool I like that

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said "

#HurtFemales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A five inch quickie

interesting care to elaborate "

the hour(or hours preferably) does not have to be made up of just penetrative sex, assuming that is what you meant? There are lots of other sexual things to be enjoyed as well and not everyone just enjoys penetration.

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"A five inch quickie

interesting care to elaborate the hour(or hours preferably) does not have to be made up of just penetrative sex, assuming that is what you meant? There are lots of other sexual things to be enjoyed as well and not everyone just enjoys penetration. "

well said thanks for actually contributing to the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about seven inches for forty-five minutes?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"They both sound a bit dreary OP. "

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"How about seven inches for forty-five minutes? "
lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about seven inches for forty-five minutes? "

. This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither for O..theres more than just banging away...

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"How about seven inches for forty-five minutes? "

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Neither for O..theres more than just banging away..."

very true #Oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour is quick.

I wouldn't shave my legs for a meet that only lasted an hour.

Not worth the effort to only meet for an hour

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"An hour is quick.

I wouldn't shave my legs for a meet that only lasted an hour.

Not worth the effort to only meet for an hour "

true we've had that one tho

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

looks like I touched a soft spot but let me correct your missguided emotional response by saying it's not a ploy in any way it was just a open thread to see what people think..and as such this is not an agenda I dont know who hurt you in such a way to make you pre judge something so simple but yea to each there own I guess so I dont need to know what kinda man you want that is not apart of the game"

Oh goodness, you assume my feelings are hurt. That's cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather have a cup of tea

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

looks like I touched a soft spot but let me correct your missguided emotional response by saying it's not a ploy in any way it was just a open thread to see what people think..and as such this is not an agenda I dont know who hurt you in such a way to make you pre judge something so simple but yea to each there own I guess so I dont need to know what kinda man you want that is not apart of the game

Oh goodness, you assume my feelings are hurt. That's cute. "

opinions opinions opinions

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I’d rather have a cup of tea"

milk or no ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’d rather have a cup of tea"

But do you want to stir it with a 9" or 5" spoon?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’d rather have a cup of tea

But do you want to stir it with a 9" or 5" spoon? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d rather have a cup of tea

But do you want to stir it with a 9" or 5" spoon? "

I don’t stir, I just pull the bag out with my fingers..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"I’d rather have a cup of tea

But do you want to stir it with a 9" or 5" spoon? "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’d rather have a cup of tea

But do you want to stir it with a 9" or 5" spoon?

I don’t stir, I just pull the bag out with my fingers.."

Oh come on. That was funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales "

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza. "

Firm believer of pineapple on pizza !

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I’d rather have a cup of tea

But do you want to stir it with a 9" or 5" spoon? "

l lo oool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza.

Firm believer of pineapple on pizza ! "

YES!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza.

Firm believer of pineapple on pizza !

YES!! "

Domino's are doing a hot - dog on atm. It's got GERKINS on it. Amazing.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I stir by being an independent thinker apparently. No spoon required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza.

Firm believer of pineapple on pizza !

YES!!

Domino's are doing a hot - dog on atm. It's got GERKINS on it. Amazing. "

Sounds a bit strange... they got rid of my fav pizza though... I lived the goat’s cheese one

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original "

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

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over a year ago

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone

I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm somewhere in between, where does that leave me? Lol.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza.

Firm believer of pineapple on pizza !

YES!!

Domino's are doing a hot - dog on atm. It's got GERKINS on it. Amazing.

Sounds a bit strange... they got rid of my fav pizza though... I lived the goat’s cheese one "

I bet that was good.

I liked the stuffed crust with hot - dogs and mustard. Nom nom

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over a year ago

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza"

I nearly lost my breakfast at the thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza"

Shaven pussy though.

Don't want pubes on pizza.

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By *s.KerryTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Being rather cynical here, after checking the green arrow, this couldn't be just another 'look at me' thread could it?

wow like I said before I love how these threads bring out the worst in some people "

Oh you haven't brought out the worst in me believe me... Did someone say tea? I have some rather nice cake to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza.

Firm believer of pineapple on pizza !

YES!!

Domino's are doing a hot - dog on atm. It's got GERKINS on it. Amazing.

Sounds a bit strange... they got rid of my fav pizza though... I lived the goat’s cheese one

I bet that was good.

I liked the stuffed crust with hot - dogs and mustard. Nom nom "

There is now a pizza thread!!! Yes... think I’ll take my overly negative ass there

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza"

Would that be mouse-hole or wizard's sleeve in diameter?

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over a year ago


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza"

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza

Would that be mouse-hole or wizard's sleeve in diameter?"

looooool

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over a year ago

All night with whatever size dick aslong as it's attached to a guy who's dick I'd want in the first place

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza.

Firm believer of pineapple on pizza !

YES!!

Domino's are doing a hot - dog on atm. It's got GERKINS on it. Amazing.

Sounds a bit strange... they got rid of my fav pizza though... I lived the goat’s cheese one

I bet that was good.

I liked the stuffed crust with hot - dogs and mustard. Nom nom

There is now a pizza thread!!! Yes... think I’ll take my overly negative ass there "

Can I follow your Ass there then??

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Being rather cynical here, after checking the green arrow, this couldn't be just another 'look at me' thread could it?

wow like I said before I love how these threads bring out the worst in some people

Oh you haven't brought out the worst in me believe me... Did someone say tea? I have some rather nice cake to go with it "

maybe not the worst but it ain't pretty

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza

Shaven pussy though.

Don't want pubes on pizza. "

always shaven

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

If it's an hour of pure fucking I'd take the 5" any day.. any longer than an hour and I'd be getting fed up and wanting a change of scenery whether it was a 5" or 9". Quickies are a lot of fun but for me it's not about the size of the tool being used, more the quality of the tool handlers work

Basically if he's useless, I'd rather flick my bean and have a nap

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol"

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quality over quantity?"

Ah, but a quantity of cock or a quantity of time...?

B

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

"

o here comes another one riding in on the high horse....listen random guy that I dont know....any sly digs given were in defense against self righteous egotistical people like your self

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

o here comes another one riding in on the high horse....listen random guy that I dont know....any sly digs given were in defense against self righteous egotistical people like your self "

I think you have just confirmed my point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza

Shaven pussy though.

Don't want pubes on pizza.

always shaven"

Though in reality it could be hairy as the owner of said pussy flavour wished and it wouldn't matter one jot? As the pizza specified is "pussy tasting". Nowhere does it say that the pizza is "pussy textured"?

Sorry, I'm having moments of pedantry this morning...

B

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Well this post took a nose dive.

Ciao!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

o here comes another one riding in on the high horse....listen random guy that I dont know....any sly digs given were in defense against self righteous egotistical people like your self

I think you have just confirmed my point."

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza. "

That's right - fruit does not belong on a pizza.

Or with any meat....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Quality over quantity?

Ah, but a quantity of cock or a quantity of time...?

B"

Either ... a quality cock used in quality time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish there was a pussy tasting pizza

Shaven pussy though.

Don't want pubes on pizza.

always shaven

Though in reality it could be hairy as the owner of said pussy flavour wished and it wouldn't matter one jot? As the pizza specified is "pussy tasting". Nowhere does it say that the pizza is "pussy textured"?

Sorry, I'm having moments of pedantry this morning...

B"

I suppose it depends if the chef is adding essence of pussy, or is getting the flavour "direct from source"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug?

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

o here comes another one riding in on the high horse....listen random guy that I dont know....any sly digs given were in defense against self righteous egotistical people like your self

I think you have just confirmed my

point."

no you actually confirmed mine your another person I dont know nor have I done a thing too so you have no right to evaluate my responses and call me immature...in doing that you incurred my sly digs and as you should because you should have kept your opinion on me out of the thread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug? "

Now ya talking. Yummy

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By *oxy femaleWoman
over a year ago

North (NC500) Northeast of Inverness


"I’m not sure either of those is desirable as a pizza.

Unless there’s pineapple, obvs

Nobody has pineapple on pizza. "

I do

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

o here comes another one riding in on the high horse....listen random guy that I dont know....any sly digs given were in defense against self righteous egotistical people like your self

I think you have just confirmed my point.

"

still clutching lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug? "

Ah the voice of Nora reason... bless her x

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

This one still going? It’s a great meeting of minds in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug?

Ah the voice of Nora reason... bless her x"

Hahaha. If I’m ever the voice of reason in a situation I suggest you all get the fook out of there!!

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"This one still going? It’s a great meeting of minds in here. "

true but some minds ain't working here

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug?

Ah the voice of Nora reason... bless her x

Hahaha. If I’m ever the voice of reason in a situation I suggest you all get the fook out of there!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug? "

Aha, but would said pizza be a pussy flavoured one?

*deep french accent* Also Madame, would thee chef be addeeng merely poosy jus for a pizza that ees flayvorableh? Or would hee be addeeng ees special ingreedients a straight from ze source? Or-hor-he-hor-he-hor!

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over a year ago


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug?

Aha, but would said pizza be a pussy flavoured one?

*deep french accent* Also Madame, would thee chef be addeeng merely poosy jus for a pizza that ees flayvorableh? Or would hee be addeeng ees special ingreedients a straight from ze source? Or-hor-he-hor-he-hor!

B"

Can you not! You’re putting me off my crunchy nuts

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug?

Aha, but would said pizza be a pussy flavoured one?

*deep french accent* Also Madame, would thee chef be addeeng merely poosy jus for a pizza that ees flayvorableh? Or would hee be addeeng ees special ingreedients a straight from ze source? Or-hor-he-hor-he-hor!

B"

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

o here comes another one riding in on the high horse....listen random guy that I dont know....any sly digs given were in defense against self righteous egotistical people like your self

I think you have just confirmed my

point.

no you actually confirmed mine your another person I dont know nor have I done a thing too so you have no right to evaluate my responses and call me immature...in doing that you incurred my sly digs and as you should because you should have kept your opinion on me out of the thread "

Oh I see- you start a discussion thread. You are allowed to make derogatory comments and give your opinions, which I'm permitted to read but not to comment on.

If you post something on here, you are accountable for it. That's why it's a public forum. If you don't want to be criticised for your opinions, then don't make them public.

And no, I don't know you. My comments on you are based entirely on what you have written here. It's all I have to base my judgements on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll try the 9 inch quickie please

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"Ha ha, Binary choice mate. You need a 2nd preference

lol that's the point it forces u to think

Binary choices are quite often a choice the person thinks as good plus a choice the person thinks as bad.

I think about these things. I see the game. I don't require much more brain power to not play a loaded game.

ahahhhh but ! that depends on the person who has to make that choice and surely were both trying to be tooo smart here but its clearly obvious that some one diverse enough will interpret those opinions in a binary way ....just not everyone

Not really. You've posed a flawed limited set of options that seems to have a clear agenda. I'm not sure that's particularly clever, nor does it require me to exert myself to see it for what it is. It's a common ploy on here.

I want a man for who he is and our experience for what it will be. Not a check box.

Well said

#HurtFemales

Haha you encouraged a debate and now you get it but because it’s not in the form you want you assume it must be hurt females....very original

no not at all there was no assumption or pre beliefs as stated above....but its people like you that make me think #hurtfemales your so negative and you literally have no reason to be ....I wasnt rude to you ...i just presented a thread and invited opinions not negative pre judgments...like really ...I've been told it's an agenda...a look at me thread lol all sorts and in all honesty its just a thread and some people cant accept that so they strive for some understanding which usually derives from there own experiences.....but hey like I said its just a thread omg lol

You are aware that being rude isn't just about being offensive or insulting? A lot of your comments are snide digs and jibes, designed to get a response. A bit immature if I'm honest.

o here comes another one riding in on the high horse....listen random guy that I dont know....any sly digs given were in defense against self righteous egotistical people like your self

I think you have just confirmed my

point.

no you actually confirmed mine your another person I dont know nor have I done a thing too so you have no right to evaluate my responses and call me immature...in doing that you incurred my sly digs and as you should because you should have kept your opinion on me out of the thread

Oh I see- you start a discussion thread. You are allowed to make derogatory comments and give your opinions, which I'm permitted to read but not to comment on.

If you post something on here, you are accountable for it. That's why it's a public forum. If you don't want to be criticised for your opinions, then don't make them public.

And no, I don't know you. My comments on you are based entirely on what you have written here. It's all I have to base my judgements on."

you can have an opinion but you clearly want a battle firstly let me correct you as people can comment but what I am talking about was when people took it upon themselves to criticize me or my intentions..now regardless if it's a public thread or not I will not accept false statements or any accusations against me furthermore given the type of thread it was criticisms and negative judgements were not relevant..needed or required...and yes I am allowed to make derogatory comments if there are used as defense not as a method to start a keyboard war like some. and like I previously stated if you dont like what I said (in defense) then keep it to yourself it was nothing to do with you ...you clearly need a life

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I’m more Interested In the man attached to the penis

what if the man attached to the penis was a super great guy but sadly the penis was 3inches ..erect "

That's why the angels invented non monogomy and swinging!

Also, in my experience, men with smaller penises can be the most sensual lovers.

Big can be painful in certain positions and I wonder if it's frustrating when receiving oral .. there are only so many inches can fit inside a mouth?

My honest preference is average/slightly bigger than average .. I like that feel. It works well with my body and shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool opinions opinions opinions "

I would like both but then I am greedy and needy and wanting ha ha ha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd rather an hour with a guy with 5 inches. I tend to find large cocks uncomfortable. Too long and my cervix takes a bashing which makes me feel nauseous. Too girthy and I get really sore from being stretched so much. If I really like a guy with a large one we've made it work the best we can but sex is so much easier if they're not. I actually found a profile of a local guy last night that was ticking all my boxes in the text but then I looked at his pics and his cock was enormous. I was gutted.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'd rather an hour with a guy with 5 inches. I tend to find large cocks uncomfortable. Too long and my cervix takes a bashing which makes me feel nauseous. Too girthy and I get really sore from being stretched so much. If I really like a guy with a large one we've made it work the best we can but sex is so much easier if they're not. I actually found a profile of a local guy last night that was ticking all my boxes in the text but then I looked at his pics and his cock was enormous. I was gutted."

But I haven't got a cock pic... oh. Oops

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I’m more Interested In the man attached to the penis

what if the man attached to the penis was a super great guy but sadly the penis was 3inches ..erect

That's why the angels invented non monogomy and swinging!

Also, in my experience, men with smaller penises can be the most sensual lovers.

Big can be painful in certain positions and I wonder if it's frustrating when receiving oral .. there are only so many inches can fit inside a mouth?

My honest preference is average/slightly bigger than average .. I like that feel. It works well with my body and shape. "

lol only so much space in a mouth

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By *uperior D OP   Man
over a year ago

North London/Maidstone


"I'd rather an hour with a guy with 5 inches. I tend to find large cocks uncomfortable. Too long and my cervix takes a bashing which makes me feel nauseous. Too girthy and I get really sore from being stretched so much. If I really like a guy with a large one we've made it work the best we can but sex is so much easier if they're not. I actually found a profile of a local guy last night that was ticking all my boxes in the text but then I looked at his pics and his cock was enormous. I was gutted."

loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey! Chill out people.

Pizza and group hug?

Aha, but would said pizza be a pussy flavoured one?

*deep french accent* Also Madame, would thee chef be addeeng merely poosy jus for a pizza that ees flayvorableh? Or would hee be addeeng ees special ingreedients a straight from ze source? Or-hor-he-hor-he-hor!

B

Can you not! You’re putting me off my crunchy nuts "

*Once again * Ahhhh, but would Madame's most appetiseeng petite dejeuner be ze actuelle cronchy nuts attached to ze male of ze speecies or vould zey be merely flavoured viz ze essance of ees cronchy nuts? Or-hor-he-hor-he-hor!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok can I remind people of the rules.. abuse/ being bitchy/ attacking people / spoiling peoples threads for the hell of it are all not aloud.

If you want to talk about cake , tea and pizza maybe start your own thread.

Finally..the forum is for ALL and not just a few, if you don't like the subject or feel the need to put people down because of a subject, please avoid the thread altogether

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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