FabSwingers.com forum: Totally and utterly useless facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Add your totally and utterly useless facts here... I'll start...

If you swim with a friend you are 50% less likely to be eaten by a shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins like to get high on pufferfish neurotoxins. When in group, they attack a pufferfish, then "pass it around" like some kind of undersea joint.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Crows are able to recognize human faces and even hold grudges against ones that they don’t like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flies buzz in the key of F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a honey bee orgasms, the orgasm ruptures his penis, killing him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least one forum user has googled " useless facts" before posting something on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least one forum user has googled " useless facts" before posting something on this thread."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are the same size from the day you are born, till the day you die!

The only part of the body that does that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dolphins like to get high on pufferfish neurotoxins. When in group, they attack a pufferfish, then "pass it around" like some kind of undersea joint."

i hope that's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It actually is, with peer reviewed papers and even documentaries describing this behaviour.

I know, because I often get high with dolphins.

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

"At least one forum user has googled " useless facts" before posting something on this thread."

Dammit, you caught me! I do love me some facts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least one forum user has googled " useless facts" before posting something on this thread.

Dammit, you caught me! I do love me some facts though

It's ok, I did the same. But don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group of crows are call murder!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The human body has more bones in it than a horse does

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

"A group of crows are call murder!

If only two show up it's an attempted murder.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group of kangaroos is called a mob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows can't pee while walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows can't pee while walking"

Can anyone??

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

There is a worm that bores into the bones in whale carcasses, called a bone eating snot flower.

They have no mouths or stomachs but have feathery plumes that absorb the nutrients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Comets smell of rotten eggs, cat urine and bitter almonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comets smell of rotten eggs, cat urine and bitter almonds."

Bloody cats get everywhere...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

The brain is the only thing to name itself.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Your eyes are the same size from the day you are born, till the day you die!

The only part of the body that does that

Yeah I'm not sure if that is true bud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almonds are actually members of the peach family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use more calories eating g celery than are actually in it

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

The scaly-foot snail makes its shell from iron instead of calcium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest hairs on your body are the ones up your bum. It's true... cause when you pull 'em it makes your eyes water...

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Polar bears fur is actually see through. it's only white because it reflects the snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add your totally and utterly useless facts here... I'll start...

If you swim with a friend you are 50% less likely to be eaten by a shark

They will also only attack you when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add your totally and utterly useless facts here... I'll start...

If you swim with a friend you are 50% less likely to be eaten by a shark

They will also only attack you when wet "

Not strictly true! I saw a video once of a guy on a boat deck who had caught a little basking shark in its net. The shark tried to bite him on the deck before they threw it back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cows can't pee while walking

Can anyone??

Yes, any man that has ever been on a stag do that's stopped of at a lay by for a quick pee has ended up running after his mates car halfway through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add your totally and utterly useless facts here... I'll start...

If you swim with a friend you are 50% less likely to be eaten by a shark

They will also only attack you when wet

Not strictly true! I saw a video once of a guy on a boat deck who had caught a little basking shark in its net. The shark tried to bite him on the deck before they threw it back"

I bet the shark was still wet though, or at least slightly damp

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"At least one forum user has googled " useless facts" before posting something on this thread."

At least 1 forumite has googled some of the facts to check if they are indeed true (other search engines are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least one forum user has googled " useless facts" before posting something on this thread.

At least 1 forumite has googled some of the facts to check if they are indeed true (other search engines are available)"

Indeed. Being a non-native English speaker, I do it a lot to check my spelling/grammar. And to appear smarter quoting things I did not read.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The scaly-foot snail makes its shell from iron instead of calcium. "

Only if the hydrothermal vent is providing a source of iron. They can do it with other metals too.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Add your totally and utterly useless facts here... I'll start...

If you swim with a friend you are 50% less likely to be eaten by a shark

They will also only attack you when wet

Not strictly true! I saw a video once of a guy on a boat deck who had caught a little basking shark in its net. The shark tried to bite him on the deck before they threw it back

I bet the shark was still wet though, or at least slightly damp

Basking sharks dont have teeth, they eat plankton.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A sad factoid now: The Blobfish was first discovered in 2003 and is the present mascot for the Ugly Animal Preservation Society.

Tragically, there are only an estimated 420 of them left in the wild as their numbers have been decimated through inadvertently overfishing them (they frequently become trapped in deep trawl nets)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Jim Gordon, drummer of Derek & The Dominoes, murdered his mother and was sentenced to a minimum of 16 years in prison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf Hitler became a vegetarian later on in his life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your foot is the same size as your arm from the elbow to the wrist.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

High heels have a military origin to stop feet slipping out the stirrups when mounted on a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows can't pee while walking

Can anyone??

Yes, any man that has ever been on a stag do that's stopped of at a lay by for a quick pee has ended up running after his mates car halfway through

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"The scaly-foot snail makes its shell from iron instead of calcium.

Only if the hydrothermal vent is providing a source of iron. They can do it with other metals too."

They can indeed! They're my favourite gastropod. Except maybe nudibranchs, they're pretty awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least one forum user has googled " useless facts" before posting something on this thread.

At least 1 forumite has googled some of the facts to check if they are indeed true (other search engines are available)"

Ask Jeeves

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cows can't pee while walking

Can anyone??

Yes, any man that has ever been on a stag do that's stopped of at a lay by for a quick pee has ended up running after his mates car halfway through

And my fecking dog!!!

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

The earth is flat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

All the hamsters in the US today are descended from 1 litter captured in Syria in the 1930s

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The king of hearts is the only king in the deck of cards without a moustache

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Apparently it's only female mosquitos that bite.

Who cares what sex it is when it's biting you? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are twice as many eyebrows than people in the world

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Americans have a bunch of everything, except collective nouns.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The word threshold refers to the piece wood on the floor in the door frame and originates when straw... or thresh ... was used as a floor covering. The piece of wood stopped the thresh from migrating outside hence threshold

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The earth is flat"

With all that co2 floating around, shouldn't it be quite fizzy?

buuurp!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Dr Seuss invented the word nerd

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The collective noun for a group of hippos is a bloat

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Apparently, the perfect nude lipstick colour is the same colour as your areola.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

There are around 16 million people in the world who are directly descended from Ghengis Khan

That favourite forumite has been a busy bugger it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add your totally and utterly useless facts here... I'll start...

If you swim with a friend you are 50% less likely to be eaten by a shark

I'm always watching out for sharks in my swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your eyes are the same size from the day you are born, till the day you die!

The only part of the body that does that

Yeah I'm not sure if that is true bud."

Scientific fact my friend!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Mosquitoes are most attracted to O type blood and least attracted to A type blood

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By *ravelling TogMan
over a year ago

sleaford

"Dr Seuss invented the word nerd"

Many people mispronounce the name Seuss.

In fact a good friend of his (Alexander Liang) wrote this poem about it..

"You’re wrong as the deuce

And you shouldn’t rejoice

If you’re calling him Seuss.

He pronounces it Soice (or Zoice)."

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln

Vaginas and sharks have the same lubricant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You use more calories eating g celery than are actually in it"

It’s a negative calorie food you burn more by eating it.

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