FabSwingers.com forum: compliments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the strangest compliment someone has ever gave you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m ‘too good looking’ and I ‘must be fake’

I’m not sexy enough to be a fake. I’m averagely sexy

Not the strangest, but I do get it often. You’d think folk would be able to spot the fakes easier, and realise my pictures are shite and I’m not fake material

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m ‘too good looking’ and I ‘must be fake’

I’m not sexy enough to be a fake. I’m averagely sexy

Not the strangest, but I do get it often. You’d think folk would be able to spot the fakes easier, and realise my pictures are shite and I’m not fake material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Oh I love those ones! I had someone try persuade me to lose weight, as then I’d be ideal and he’d meet me

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I wish you were my mum.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Your not a woman

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The several people who told me I looked like Megan Markle, 48 hours post partum. If there's one thing I love being told it's how I look like I've just had a baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m warm, funny, kind and a bit daft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Seriously

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"You're *actually* funny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Ginger is HOT!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Last time I was on this site a lady said she didn't want to meet me because I was too nice.

She explained that she was after rough and nasty sex.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wish you were my mum. "

Yeah, variations of that on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish you were my mum.

Yeah, variations of that on here

aaaaaaaall the time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"That I’m warm, funny, kind and a bit daft

What do you mean 'a BIT daft'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last time I was on this site a lady said she didn't want to meet me because I was too nice.

She explained that she was after rough and nasty sex. "

Well I guess it's a preference

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Yummy Mummy

Ok I'm old enough I suppose

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Oh I love those ones! I had someone try persuade me to lose weight, as then I’d be ideal and he’d meet me

That is terrible too genuinely people need to engage their brains sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’re hotter than my Mum..!!”

Not sure if it’s the strangest but it’s definitely in the ‘back-hand compliment’ category.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not fugly, but gq wont be beating my door down for a cover shoot anytime.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

On here or in real life?

In real life: you're light on your feet for a fat girl!

Weird, but I can't argue with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not fugly, but gq wont be beating my door down for a cover shoot anytime. "

Shush yer gawjus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On winning a national competition a friend mother once said to me "Well done but do better next time"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The one I hate "you make my girlfriend look like shit"

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

To take me out for a meal AFTER sex, because they just enjoyed being with me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

[Removed by poster at 06/11/19 15:02:32]

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The one I hate "you make my girlfriend look like shit" "

Ooh yeah. Buddy I'm on your girlfriend's side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not fugly, but gq wont be beating my door down for a cover shoot anytime.

Shush yer gawjus

Someone did actually message this to me though.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

That i’m pretty for a fat bird.

Cheers babe

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

That i'm quite shaggable for someone so old!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"That i'm quite shaggable for someone so old! "

Ffs you're only 42.

Tbh. You are very 'shaggable' though.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"That i'm quite shaggable for someone so old! "

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Not as hot as your brother

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You remind me of a teacher I had a crush on years ago, but she'd be really old now!

Bit strange... as I was that teacher!!

I made a hasty exit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i would intimidate a lot of men

still chuckling.

Strange to hear it, but not a negative.

Still, that's not who I am.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"You're too nice"

Yeah, why don't you just say you think I'm fugly and move on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Oh I love those ones! I had someone try persuade me to lose weight, as then I’d be ideal and he’d meet me

That is terrible too genuinely people need to engage their brains sometimes "

They really do.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

You're exactly my type, I like fat women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be better looking if had more hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of a teacher I had a crush on years ago, but she'd be really old now!

Bit strange... as I was that teacher!!

I made a hasty exit! "

Hahahahaha ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're exactly my type, I like fat women!

Seriously

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By *esse1972Man
over a year ago

Rugeley

Your too nice for me to fuck you.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Your not as scary as I thought

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

You give the best Hugs,

Which I soon found out was Code for the friends Zone

Ffs

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By *irk Diggler 02Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Someone once said I was good looking!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Yep, my Mrs had a similar comment directed at her on a social meet.

Personally redheads have always been my weakness.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Receiving a blow job at the back of the Grafton in Liverpool. The luck lady said to me when she finished.

‘Ooooooohhh nice and thick’

It’s still to this day my proudest moment

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Yep, my Mrs had a similar comment directed at her on a social meet.

Personally redheads have always been my weakness."

I thoroughly approve

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"You give the best Hugs,

Which I soon found out was Code for the friends Zone

Ffs

Oh shit, yes, I forgot that one - "it's like cuddling my dad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i have nice hands... he looked at my pictures and liked my hands!

He is however a total little diamond and we are now friends x

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

An ex once orgasmed, rolled over, and purred “you always were good at that”.

And - boom - I realised I was history

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Someone held my arms and told me that he could eat me all up and he wouldn't even spit out the bones ..... Don't know how I'm supposed to feel

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Someone held my arms and told me that he could eat me all up and he wouldn't even spit out the bones ..... Don't know how I'm supposed to feel

Lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lost a few stone then I would be what he was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock feels too good and that I'm far too handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lost the dick they'd fuck me...think I had a stranger one but that has been forgotten with time since I deleted the message.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"You're exactly my type, I like fat women!

Seriously

He tried lol

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

You obviously havent had kids your pussy is too tight ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You obviously havent had kids your pussy is too tight ...

I'd have wet myself laughing.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"You obviously havent had kids your pussy is too tight ...

I'd have wet myself laughing."
Its 100%true didnt know whether it was a compliment or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You obviously havent had kids your pussy is too tight ...

I'd have wet myself laughing.Its 100%true didnt know whether it was a compliment or not

I wouldn't have been able to hold a straight face at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock felt so good...my ex was too big"

And then "The sound of silence" started playing in my mind.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"I wish you were my mum. "

That's wrong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a compliment from a woman, " you're better than my friends son "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Your cock felt so good...my ex was too big"

And then "The sound of silence" started playing in my mind."

Oh no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would really fancy you if you had short hair... never !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your cock felt so good...my ex was too big"

And then "The sound of silence" started playing in my mind.

Oh no. "

Yep. You ladies can be really mean sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Your cock felt so good...my ex was too big"

And then "The sound of silence" started playing in my mind.

Oh no.

Yep. You ladies can be really mean sometimes."

Not all of us

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wish you were my mum.

That's wrong on so many levels

Depends which part of the country they're from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love saying : 'you seem to be the type of girl to own a nice anus'

I could definitel charm a bird out of a tree

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Yep, my Mrs had a similar comment directed at her on a social meet.

Personally redheads have always been my weakness."

It's a surprisingly common comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your not a woman

I get told that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red heads stop me in my tracks i think they are beautiful ,men or women, im a Spanish/Irish auburn haired, green eyed lass but I'd love my copper red back from younger years.

You're just gorgeous lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of a teacher I had a crush on years ago, but she'd be really old now!

Bit strange... as I was that teacher!!

I made a hasty exit! "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was once told I'd be better looking if I wasn't Irish. Not sure if that was a geographical compliment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once told I'd be better looking if I wasn't Irish. Not sure if that was a geographical compliment? "

Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I make his girlfriend look like crap

It was from a fab guy a few years ago.

I told him what I thought about it...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I was once told I'd be better looking if I wasn't Irish. Not sure if that was a geographical compliment? "

You should've said 'Si senorita'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was 20 year old, my friends teenage sister told me i looked much better in the dark :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a great laugh...like I'm one of the lads!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I was once told I'd be better looking if I wasn't Irish. Not sure if that was a geographical compliment?

Seriously

Unfortunately yes. I wasn't sure if she meant I was too far away or if it was a political statement.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm a great laugh...like I'm one of the lads!

Oops. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I would be pretty if I wasn't ginger, they really did mean it as a compliment

Yep, my Mrs had a similar comment directed at her on a social meet.

Personally redheads have always been my weakness.

It's a surprisingly common comment"

And so misguided too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have a nice bum. Don't get many compliments as you can tell as that's shit when I'm stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i was 20 year old, my friends teenage sister told me i looked much better in the dark :o

That's brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i was 20 year old, my friends teenage sister told me i looked much better in the dark :o

That's brutal"

I know right!! She meant it in a positive way haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When i was 20 year old, my friends teenage sister told me i looked much better in the dark :o

An awful thing to say to someone.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When i was 20 year old, my friends teenage sister told me i looked much better in the dark :o

Someone would have to be blind not to see your beauty.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

That I was too nice a guy to be on here!

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By *otNewMan
over a year ago

Nearby

"You weren't as shit as I thought you'd be...."

Hasten to add, this was after a game of rugby!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

An old friend of mine always used to say " You're the most intelligent thick person I know "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m actually really nice in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I had nice armpits.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"That I had nice armpits. "

You do have an amazing pair of........... ankles.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I’m actually really nice in real life

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Unless someone is eating morning Pizza near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have your babies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m actually really nice in real life

Unless someone is eating morning Pizza near you

Haha. Yep although not many have seen me in the morning. I’m not nice then anyway!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"That I’m actually really nice in real life

Unless someone is eating morning Pizza near you

Haha. Yep although not many have seen me in the morning. I’m not nice then anyway!

You're not that bad x

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

You did well for an old guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m ‘too good looking’ and I ‘must be fake’

I’m not sexy enough to be a fake. I’m averagely sexy

Not the strangest, but I do get it often. You’d think folk would be able to spot the fakes easier, and realise my pictures are shite and I’m not fake material

You're a long way from averagely sexy, there is no average about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I look better in the flesh than I do in my pics and that I’m not a dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An old friend of mine always used to say " You're the most intelligent thick person I know "

He would have got a kick in the balls from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I look better in the flesh than I do in my pics and that I’m not a dick. "

Seriously.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

That I have "nice breath"

definitely a compliment but not half a strange one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I have "nice breath"

definitely a compliment but not half a strange one

Yah it's a weird one

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look better than I do in my pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look better than I do in my pics "

Said no guy ever

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