FabSwingers.com forum: False Age

By *arkus1812 OP Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, but I met a guy who said he was 36. When we met I questioned his age ‘jokingly’ and he was pretty offended. I thought fuck, okay, he looks about 40 so okay then.

Then after we fuck he confesses he’s 42. Rightio, too old for me (at the time, this was when I very first started meeting people) so I ceased contact. He’s messaged since and his age now changes every time - although last time he sent a pic of his drivers license so now I know his name, and age. He’s now 51, so was 49 at the time.

A bloody young looking 49 year old!

He reckons now that he’s told the truth I’ll meet him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is 3 months out as to disguise my birthday

I'm a frisky happy 50+ chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is exact - I didn’t even think to fake it

I didn’t realise how many people would pay attention to when my age changes (not that I’m bothered, I love the birthday threads

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mine is under a month wrong, for anonymity purposes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is exact but a few days after my actual birthday but there was a woman local to me who had hers listed 13 years younger (She openly admitted that it was so her husband couldn’t track her down) still pretty misleading although there was no way she was the age she said she was. Made me wonder what else wasn’t real in the conversations we’d had so I ceased communication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw this thread, my false teeth almost flew out in shock!

Wait, I mean I went and listened to Pharrell's latest track. That's what us youngsters go these days, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1994 I have ID proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I’m the age I say I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is currently accurate, and I pay the price for that.

I've tried understating it a couple of times on earlier profiles, just to see what it was like to get chatting to a couple of women. It was a lot of fun as far as it went, but I wasn't going to lie all the way to a meeting. Wouldn't be right (not that it's right to do it at all, tbh)

I also wonder of the legality of obtaining sex by deception?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is exact but I reckon most of the men I’ve met have knocked at least 5 years off what they’ve said they are

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"When I saw this thread, my false teeth almost flew out in shock!

Wait, I mean I went and listened to Pharrell's latest track. That's what us youngsters go these days, isn't it?

Pharrell?, I'm sure I was listening to his sons new track the other day!!

'-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. But not by much and not to deceive. Just more anonymity. None of the personal details are correct on my profile. Ie name, age, location. Anyone I’ve ever met gets the truth though obviously. Apart from that it’s pretty irrelevant.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are."

We is what we is & we ain't what we ain't..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dont really lie about anything on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I saw this thread, my false teeth almost flew out in shock!

Wait, I mean I went and listened to Pharrell's latest track. That's what us youngsters go these days, isn't it?

Pharrell?, I'm sure I was listening to his sons new track the other day!!

'-)

Bloody hell! I've been rumbled!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I use my correct age, which nobody believes anyway. I did meet someone who turned out to be 49 not 39, but he's lovely so that worked out ok. But nearly everyone I've chatted to had lied about their age either by months or years.

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By *rviennaCouple
over a year ago

Kent

We have our real ages but not sure for how much longer, tempting to knock at least 5 years off just to keep in line with the majority of fab!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I am more or less the age stated.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Not me, but I met a guy who said he was 36. When we met I questioned his age ‘jokingly’ and he was pretty offended. I thought fuck, okay, he looks about 40 so okay then.

A bloody young looking 49 year old!

He reckons now that he’s told the truth I’ll meet him again

We are out there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I do. But not by much and not to deceive. Just more anonymity. None of the personal details are correct on my profile. Ie name, age, location. Anyone I’ve ever met gets the truth though obviously. Apart from that it’s pretty irrelevant. "

Yes, this. Most of my details are correct-ish, but otherwise this.

I don't think it makes a huge amount of difference to anyone whether I'm 33 or 34 right now, for example.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Everything on my profile is correct apart from my birthday which is out by several days. People are often surprised that yes, I look like this, yes I'm this tall and yes I'm that old!

I guess that in itself is proof of how often people lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both our ages are spot on, I'd be too embarrassed to lie about my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1994 I have ID proof "

BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1994 I have ID proof

BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol

False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.

I have mine out deliberately by a few months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, this. Most of my details are correct-ish, but otherwise this.

I don't think it makes a huge amount of difference to anyone whether I'm 33 or 34 right now, for example. "

Definitely. I look bloody good for 72 though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1994 I have ID proof

BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol

False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking

My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine is right, but I probably do look a little older.

Depends if you get my good side. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1994 I have ID proof

BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol

False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking

My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old

How can she be 1997 when you’re only 20?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 1986 what a great year for movies

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"1994 I have ID proof

BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol

False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking

I got ID'd on my 35th birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actual, but with a different birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1994 I have ID proof

BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol

False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking

My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old

How can she be 1997 when you’re only 20?!

Damn! Busted! Did I tell you how much I

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1994 I have ID proof

BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol

False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking

My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old

How can she be 1997 when you’re only 20?!

Damn! Busted! Did I tell you how much I

you

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

You are female though right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both use our real ages, don't see the point of lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.

I have mine out deliberately by a few months."

Yes! Someone admitted to me he made himself younger by a decade. That's a bit much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are female though right?"

I am now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was told by a friend, “don’t put your real date of birth on here” - so it’s a tad out for that reason.

I do find it annoying when ages are out by a good few years either older / younger because that to me is to get around preferences.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

It’s worse on the dating sites. I would say most women knock off five years. They openly admit it though if / when you actually meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was told by a friend, “don’t put your real date of birth on here” - so it’s a tad out for that reason.

I do find it annoying when ages are out by a good few years either older / younger because that to me is to get around preferences."

You have such fab boobs

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My age is correct. Did not even cross my mind to lie when i joined. I may disappear one day and return as a younger me under a different name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s worse on the dating sites. I would say most women knock off five years. They openly admit it though if / when you actually meet. "

Really!? What’s the point. That’s just bloody daft.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My age is correct. Did not even cross my mind to lie when i joined. I may disappear one day and return as a younger me under a different name.

So long as your arse continues to long 20 years younger that's ok.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.

I have mine out deliberately by a few months.

Yes! Someone admitted to me he made himself younger by a decade. That's a bit much..."

Yes! People get told they "look younger" than their actual age and okay, maybe a couple of years but a decade is daft. Esp when the photos are also a decade old.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

My age is down as 50 but really i am only 35....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People fibbing about their age is par for the course online....

I used to get mad about this now I kinda expect it , when meeting someone...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.

I have mine out deliberately by a few months.

Yes! Someone admitted to me he made himself younger by a decade. That's a bit much...

Yes! People get told they "look younger" than their actual age and okay, maybe a couple of years but a decade is daft. Esp when the photos are also a decade old.

We found our old passports the other day, Got told "You look no different you wanker!" it's dated 1996. (I do by the way, more smile lines which is fine by me).

I really am finding fresh virgin blood hard to come by out here in rural west wales though

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My age is right.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Mine is exact.

Never even crossed my mind to use anything different

Hitting the big Five Oh next year, I don't think I look my age, I certainly don't act it

I should be less honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are."

My age is exact...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"My age is right."

Yup, mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a couple of months older on here than in reality!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is correct, within a week so my actual DOB is protected.

I HATE being this old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely not my age. I've got recent pics so age shouldn't matter. Think I look a different age? Don't meet me. It's no biggie to me, and if it is to you then we aren't compatible. Oh and it's nothing to do with getting around filters and everything to do with anonymity. I'm a different age yet again on my couple's profile. Same applies to that.

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By *arkus1812 OP Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Two years ago at the ripe old age of 77 I was asked to provide proof of age at Hobby Craft when buying a set of craft knives for a friend.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Two years ago at the ripe old age of 77 I was asked to provide proof of age at Hobby Craft when buying a set of craft knives for a friend.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

My age is correct I can't remember if I actually put the date right but I'm 46. Don't see any reason to lie about it you will only get caught out when you meet anyhow if you do. I have met guys tho who are at least 10 years older than they claimed to be.

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By *irlintheRedRed dressWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow

Im older than my profile states but I cant change it. I always tell people I meet my real age. However there are loads of people on here who I know for a fact lie their asses off about their age. Ladies who talk about using contraception when they clearly post menopausal lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My age is correct I can't remember if I actually put the date right but I'm 46. Don't see any reason to lie about it you will only get caught out when you meet anyhow if you do. I have met guys tho who are at least 10 years older than they claimed to be. "

Caught out how? I can't say anyone I've met has ever commented about my age and we've gone on to meet multiple times.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was asked for ID 2 weeks ago when i took delivery of some alcohol and im nearly 55

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm a few months older than my profile date of birth. I've seen profiles where the people are clearly much older than the stated age, but the dates not that important if people have recent clear pics.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I know someone that's been 49 for about 4 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is correct... not a fan of false advertising and see no reason to lie.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I am 45 as my profile says

Theres a man in my updates who hasn't aged in years,always 42

I don't see need to lie ,its usually to get round someone's filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my age is correct. my memory isn't good enough to lie

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No body puts their ‘actual’ birthday down on here surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No body puts their ‘actual’ birthday down on here surely

just checked my profile .... I have (I'm a numpty)

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No body puts their ‘actual’ birthday down on here surely

Why wouldn’t they?

I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my age is correct. my memory isn't good enough to lie"

I can honestly say it's never come up in any chat with anyone I've met on here so where's the lie? I don't exactly check the documents of those I meet either.

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By *esse1972Man
over a year ago

Rugeley

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No body puts their ‘actual’ birthday down on here surely

I have, it didn’t occur to me not to lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"No body puts their ‘actual’ birthday down on here surely

I have, it didn’t occur to me not to lol

And just the three digits on the back of the card please

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No point hiding it you are the age you are and lies always get discovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, an ELP formulated Fab name!

We wouldn't lie M60 F55 as it says in the profile.

Liars, truth will out!

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By *rank40Man
over a year ago

London

I’m really 27 but fab won’t let me change my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 58 like it states on my profile I really don't see the point in lying about your age

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

My age is correct, it didn't cross my mind to change it when I joined

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Im honest about our age as there is nothing worse than having a chat meet and when they see you they run for the hills

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

My age is true to form why anyone hides their age baffles me

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Real age don't see the point in lying, although I look younger than my age.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It does always make me laugh when people are very obviously lying about their age. The only benefit I can think of is getting around filters as if you are well outside of the age range someone finds attractive then lying isn't really helping unless you happen to look vastly different in age which most people don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I lied and said i was younger I'd be caught out as soon as I said my eldest child's age

like I said before my memory isn't good enough to lie

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are."

Anita was chatting to a ladies the other day who was 49, but her profile said 40... because she was outside of age for too many people. Anita said, not interested of you're not honest.

Cal

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My age is correct. I have met two men who have taken a few years off their real age. One by quite a lot and i should have fucked him off but he was a good kisser.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are.

Anita was chatting to a ladies the other day who was 49, but her profile said 40... because she was outside of age for too many people. Anita said, not interested of you're not honest.

Cal"

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Both use our real ages, don't see the point of lying."
This

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve always used my real age.. don’t get the point of lying. Small lies it big lies.. it’s all deception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont lie about my age, dont see the point.

I've met guys who clearly do and one has been 42 for years

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Unfortunately mine is my real age.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I'm actually 69 but black don't crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was messaging a local guy who eventually sent a photo, he said he was 52 and looked anywhere between 68 and 72!! When I asked him if he was really 52 he went unlos!!!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!"

Quiet you

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

I did meet a lady on the site a couple of years back who did list her age correctly at the time,but she has taken 10 years off her age on her profile now.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m the age I say I am

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Mine is under a month wrong, for anonymity purposes. "

There are anecdotes of people who have had their ID stolen/ cloned 'been pestered after having been recognised from the details on their profile.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

Quiet you

*sniggers*

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

Quiet you

*sniggers*"

Now where'd I leave that gag?...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

Quiet you

*sniggers*

Now where'd I leave that gag?..."

Going senile already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re our actual ages. Didn’t even think about lying. X

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

Quiet you

*sniggers*

Now where'd I leave that gag?...

Going senile already?"

You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

Quiet you

*sniggers*

Now where'd I leave that gag?...

Going senile already?

You're going the right way for a smacked bottom."

Alright shrek. Hope you typed that in a Scottish accent.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

Quiet you

*sniggers*

Now where'd I leave that gag?...

Going senile already?

You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

Alright shrek. Hope you typed that in a Scottish accent."

I even swapped over to my Scottish keyboard. Fab won't let me use the onion emoji though

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By *arkus1812 OP Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Oooh, an ELP formulated Fab name!

We wouldn't lie M60 F55 as it says in the profile.

Liars, truth will out!

Well spotted, ELP best band ever

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Nope sadly I am actually 41 lol I have had a hard paper round

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young

Liar, you're 54!

Quiet you

*sniggers*

Now where'd I leave that gag?...

Going senile already?

You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

Alright shrek. Hope you typed that in a Scottish accent.

I even swapped over to my Scottish keyboard. Fab won't let me use the onion emoji though

!! Sounds like discrimination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have previously to keep my identity private, but only by a year or two.

It's not so much of an issue now, but I'd never alter it in order to meet a criteria.

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