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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it ok to have a giggle when fanny farts occur

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. I always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking behaviour but funny as fook... lifes to serious so enjoy the humor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, along with satisfaction knowing you must have given the lady a damn good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take requests "

I'll have purple rain by prince please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's encouraged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take requests

I'll have purple rain by prince please "

Only do soap theme tunes...sorry

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Of course it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's essential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the law

P

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

As long as you don't try to compete.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as you don't try to compete."
I just finished my 1.87L mug of tea, don't do me like that

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"As long as you don't try to compete.I just finished my 1.87L mug of tea, don't do me like that "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take requests "

Make it sound like a rythm ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Culture thing.

Is a fancy fart what we call a queef?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, along with satisfaction knowing you must have given the lady a damn good time "
Fanny farts equals orgasms? Interesting

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ok. Culture thing.

Is a fancy fart what we call a queef?"

Yup.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes, along with satisfaction knowing you must have given the lady a damn good time Fanny farts equals orgasms? Interesting "

Lol!!! Men around fab are suddenly thinking they're much better in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

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Just once though right? Otherwise I'll turn into Joker

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

"

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hum, sing, break out a kazoo and make a beautiful duet i say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, along with satisfaction knowing you must have given the lady a damn good time Fanny farts equals orgasms? Interesting

Lol!!! Men around fab are suddenly thinking they're much better in bed "

I know I'm rubbish but I make it up by losing in non sexual games and with Witcher trivia (smug face)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy "

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Only if they ask you to pull their finger first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hum, sing, break out a kazoo and make a beautiful duet i say"

Humming to channel the farts

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault..."

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

Just once though right? Otherwise I'll turn into Joker "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!"

Thank you for that very odd mental image

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!

Thank you for that very odd mental image "

You are welcome. Enjoy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!"

From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!

From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience. "

It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical.

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton


"Is it ok to have a giggle when fanny farts occur "

If they occur on a scrabble board on a triple word score they are very welcome.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!

From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience.

It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical."

Ha ha - You have just inspired me! Watch out for me on next years Britain’s Got Talent whereupon along with a female assistant, I will surely wow the judges with my proud, copulation fuelled rendition of Tchaikovsky‘s 1812 Overture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your moo-moo saying "keep going beeeyatch, but stop with the all the way out nonsense"

It's the vagina giving you a dirty look but then losing the straight face and giggling

P

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Everybody farts its natural, but some hold it in untill they are alone and then let rip lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's your moo-moo saying "keep going beeeyatch, but stop with the all the way out nonsense"

It's the vagina giving you a dirty look but then losing the straight face and giggling

P"

And after the act is complete (from behind) and the lady rolls back over onto her back for a cuddle there is very often a final ‘fart’ - almost like, ‘That’s yer lot, sod off now.’

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Just remember to shout safety before someone shouts doorknob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your moo-moo saying "keep going beeeyatch, but stop with the all the way out nonsense"

It's the vagina giving you a dirty look but then losing the straight face and giggling

P

And after the act is complete (from behind) and the lady rolls back over onto her back for a cuddle there is very often a final ‘fart’ - almost like, ‘That’s yer lot, sod off now.’ "

you know it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!

From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience.

It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical.

Ha ha - You have just inspired me! Watch out for me on next years Britain’s Got Talent whereupon along with a female assistant, I will surely wow the judges with my proud, copulation fuelled rendition of Tchaikovsky‘s 1812 Overture "

I think I love you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.

I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy

To be fair, it is mostly our fault...

Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!

From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience.

It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical.

Ha ha - You have just inspired me! Watch out for me on next years Britain’s Got Talent whereupon along with a female assistant, I will surely wow the judges with my proud, copulation fuelled rendition of Tchaikovsky‘s 1812 Overture

I think I love you"

He he - Be sure to stick around until the final bars of said classical masterpiece whereupon via a series of meticulously timed, extra powered thrusts from behind, I shall create a series of thunderous, vaginal sonic booms to simulate the famous fortissimo of the sound of the firing canons

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Yep, you have to laugh, if you try to ignore it things get awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god yes

Sex is meant to be fun and enjoyable

If you don't giggle at least once your not doing it correctly

My partner's always giggle

Normally when IV just taken my jeans and boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, have to have a giggle. Just remember you're the one who has put the air in there. Now I do understand pumping but inflating? Never going to work.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I think it's weird if laughing doesn't happen after a hearty queef. Probably one of the things guaranteed to make me giggle whether it's my own or someone else's.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

They pump the air in, so they should hear the consequence of a fanny fart.

I have the guilty pleasure of liking the feeling when it happens.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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The one time it happened to me I was mortified. Once it's happening you can't exactly stop it can you? And it's so bloody loud and... yeah. I did laugh a lot about it and he was very sweet and understanding so it didn't matter *too* much although I still blush thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orethancurvesWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"They pump the air in, so they should hear the consequence of a fanny fart.

I have the guilty pleasure of liking the feeling when it happens. "

I love the feeling of "fanny farts" too. they-are not farts, they dont smell but they do feel amazing. adds a whole different experience I think and I'm not embarrassed by them at all,intact i encourage them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.

I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent...

*what goes in must come out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.

I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent...

*what goes in must come out*"

Fanny fart in a guys face? How did you do that, was it Mr Elastic

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

At least you don't get the second wonderment, is it going to be a stinky one or not...

So no moments

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I wonder how long it'll be before some guy puts in his profile ^I'll make your fanny fart^

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Always say if you can't giggle once during sex it's wrong. Nothing wrong with a fanny fart!!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.

I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent... "

Could have been worse - you could have said "Better out than in"

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Is it ok to have a giggle when fanny farts occur "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.

I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent...

*what goes in must come out*

Fanny fart in a guys face? How did you do that, was it Mr Elastic "

Let’s put it this way he went down south way to quickly after the main course...

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