FabSwingers.com forum: What the fuck is normal to you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Personally I haven’t a clue but when I see someone calling them self it and on a swinging site I have to laugh.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I aint normal........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I am an odd-ball, and am happy in my own little world.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I dont know there is such a thing really but if there is, im definitely it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im not saying swingers are abnormal but fuck i sure wouldn't want to be boring as fuck what some think is normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who on earth wants to be normal?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"who on earth wants to be normal?"
i do...pleeeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im normal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im normal!!

How do you know though? Do you have a kite mark on your arse saying you are?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Normal Bates

He was in SideClone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normal Bates

He was in SideClone"

I knew a bates years ago. He and his mum were right evil gits. His mum did his dad in!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Normal Bates

He was in SideClone

I knew a bates years ago. He and his mum were right evil gits. His mum did his dad in!

Was he Master Bates ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normal Bates

He was in SideClone

I knew a bates years ago. He and his mum were right evil gits. His mum did his dad in!

Was he Master Bates ?"

Well called him fatty bates as he was huge. I once did it too close and he battered my eye blue. He too after his mam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal Bates

He was in SideClone

I knew a bates years ago. He and his mum were right evil gits. His mum did his dad in!

Was he Master Bates ?

Well called him fatty bates as he was huge. I once did it too close and he battered my eye blue. He too after his mam.

his mam used to beat you to?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normal. I have a certificate and everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm normal. I have a certificate and everything."

Hark you thats posh. I once had a review for work and it said i was a 'liability'

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm normal. I have a certificate and everything."
ahhhh but is it a fake one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best definition I heard was "normal is what everyone else is, and you are not. So make the rest jealous of what you've got and they haven't!"

Always worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is a fake then someone at the sydney institute has a lot to answer for.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If it is a fake then someone at the sydney institute has a lot to answer for."
their fake as fuck lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"im normal!!

How do you know though? Do you have a kite mark on your arse saying you are?

I have one, its just well hidden under the cellulite

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

normal is sitting in a room, half naked after being spit roasted, licking pussy sucking cock and flooding the room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im normal!!

How do you know though? Do you have a kite mark on your arse saying you are?

not a kite mark but says made in england lol

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"normal is sitting in a room, half naked after being spit roasted, licking pussy sucking cock and flooding the room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a certificate that says I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I am an odd-ball, and am happy in my own little world.

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I have a certificate that says I am

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But why do doctors write 'Normal for Norfolk' on some people's notes? (Google it - it's very amusing....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a certificate that says I am

But why do doctors write 'Normal for Norfolk' on some people's notes? (Google it - it's very amusing....)"

My doctor cant spell Norfolk so shes no good to anyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am normal

, it's everybody else that's weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to think of myself as a mutated form of fabulous normality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is normal boring?

Its hard to define normal as so many people claim they are normal yet others would class them abnormal or different.

I'm not wasting time wondering if I am or not, if people don't like the way I am they can kiss my fat hairy arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I haven’t a clue but when I see someone calling them self it and on a swinging site I have to laugh.

Normal depends where you are. In a fetish club leather pants and a gimp mask is normal but it isn't in church.

Normal is what the majority of people do/are/say.

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