FabSwingers.com forum: Describe your last orgasm as a firework

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going to need some creative minds for this one...

It's Fireworks night!

As fireworks have some funky names, can you describe your last orgasm as if it was a firework?

Was it a 'Big bang multiple blaster!' ?

Maybe just a mere sparkler?

Did the touch paper get lit but it just fizzled out?

Give your orgasm a firework name..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘A twelve bore, repeating splunge exploder’ (It was really rather agreeable in fact)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know any

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

A Catherine wheel....kept me spinning for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont know any "

Me neither so I’ll say explosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banger

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

A starburst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some girls who are screamers i suppose

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Roman fountain

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Holding a sparkler in the middle of a park while crying..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont know any "

Make one up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banger. Because when it went off the door bell rang and I nearly shit myself

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A fountain

Place it on the ground, light it up and watch the sports fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chucked the entire contents onto the bonfire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever the name of the firework that goes off and feels kinda nice then straight after leaves you feeling meh as you know you will never get to experience that one again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damp squib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cathrine wheel

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

A rocket.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

One of those screaming rockets.

Light the fuse, stand back, watch it soar into the sky, leaving a fiery trail as it goes, then explode in shower of beautiful spinning screaming memorising stars

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A Majestic

A truly Majestic Fountain with three 3 pronged fountain stages. Bursting to life with brilliant titanium floss crackle with eruptions of red gems. With the second phase of stunning gold fir leaf. Before transitioning to golden ti-crackle with red and purple stars. Giving a majestic display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A screamer with a loud bang at the end

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Catherine wheel. Started off awesome then did (his) own thing and bounced around regardless

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Air bomb repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't even ignite properly.. Was gonna go back and try.. But I remembered the firework code...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An air bomb. One pop that just exploded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that got damp in the rain. Was difficult to light and when it did go off it was a bit lacklustre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holding a sparkler in the middle of a park while crying..

Oh dear ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you light the fuse and you think it's got to damp to go off, and then.... ....BOOM, weeeee, pfzzzz gujgukguk! ...takes your eyebrows off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it shot off, it was one of those duds. All the sound, no....sparkles.

Poor me

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