FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative "naughty" meaning

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Working from home this afternoon and I kid you not there's a programme on daytime TV called "balls deep" about graduation ceremonies in America.

Are there any other things with a naughty alternative meaning ?

Grease nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T bag

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Flange

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Cock

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Screw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist always makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/11/19 20:06:57]

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Coupling

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Screw

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Rear ended

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Rim

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Tradesman's entrance

Back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watched show where they were chasing the hairy growler

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Curtains

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few vanilla conversations claiming to be In to water sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

My neighbour asked me if I can feed her pussy

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

WFH

Working From Home.

That’s me today.

Apparently it means I’m relentlessly wanking all day..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hoe (as in garden tool)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"WFH

Working From Home.

That’s me today.

Apparently it means I’m relentlessly wanking all day..!

I'm not very good at WFH then, I seem to get more work done than in the office

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"WFH

Working From Home.

That’s me today.

Apparently it means I’m relentlessly wanking all day..!

I'm not very good at WFH then, I seem to get more work done than in the office"

I get more done when WFH.

losing 3 hours of M25 commute is a start.!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My youngest refers to velcro as 'strap ons'

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*giggles*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Facial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a few vanilla conversations claiming to be In to water sports

K enjoys pointing out any signs we drive past for the National Watersport Centre

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Rim shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a few vanilla conversations claiming to be In to water sports

Probably just a plumber telling his side of the story haha

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Strap on boss (plumbing adaptor)

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Pawn

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"My neighbour asked me if I can feed her pussy "

And did you? Lol

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Stiff

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"My neighbour asked me if I can feed her pussy

And did you? Lol"

It loved a bit of my sausage

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not really naughty but I've always thought that, if you didn't know what it actually was, "waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay" would sound like a great holiday activity

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"It's not really naughty but I've always thought that, if you didn't know what it actually was, "waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay" would sound like a great holiday activity

Lmao

Now you mention it I quite fancy it for my 2020 holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream pie.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

" Cream pie."

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

A girl in the office asked me if I could "come quick"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

" Cream pie."

Now are you taking the fresh cream pastry where it oozes out when you bite into it

Or the less "vanilla" meaning ... enquiring minds and all that

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Sausage in cider

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Today's was nice pear to a girl with a pear in her lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

erection as in steel erection

erect a fence

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

double entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shift

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I regularly had to pay for the hire of a big pecker in my old job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Worzel Gummidge blush? - Because he stands erect.

Go easy on my joy stick - Commodore 64

Doorbell....Bang! Bang! "Someone is giving our knocker a damn good banging."

The door won't open, so he opens the window and yells out "My knob is very stiff. Come in my back passage."

I need to borrow some petrol. Can I use your filter? "Here you go, suck on this."

Let me lick your stick of Blackpool rock.

I bought a pair of Magic 8-balls. Does anyone wanna hold my lucky balls and give them a shake. You can see your future in them.

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Lifts that say “Going Down” make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit-roast... as in your traditional country fair type thing!

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