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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok just about had enough now.

My 12 year old son and 10 year old nephew have asked (within the last half hour), if me and dad/uncle have porn and also the worst drugs I have tried.

Why is it always me they ask and never dad!!!

What questions do everyones children ask them and how do you answer (truth or lies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe they know your the naughty one and not dad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady I know told me that her 16yr old daughter told her that she couldn't reach orgasm while having sex, and asked her if she could recommend some good positions.

She said she sat there open mouthed and speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son used to ask me things like that, i always told him the truth. I think he knew about my liking for porn though, same as i knew about my brothers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son used to ask me things like that, i always told him the truth. I think he knew about my liking for porn though, same as i knew about my brothers. "
I found my brothers porn stash when about 13 was like finding gold lol

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

You might find this video amusing, what happens when your small child catches you having sex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PpYasA94sU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My son used to ask me things like that, i always told him the truth. I think he knew about my liking for porn though, same as i knew about my brothers. "

I always answer as truthfully as I can. I'm sure they have never found our porn yet but they may well look now they know it's there somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, when i was a kid i used to look through everones drawers and cupboards.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ok just about had enough now.

My 12 year old son and 10 year old nephew have asked (within the last half hour), if me and dad/uncle have porn and also the worst drugs I have tried.

Why is it always me they ask and never dad!!!

What questions do everyones children ask them and how do you answer (truth or lies) "

you ask them what they know about porn .... you tell em nothing......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe they know your the naughty one and not dad lol"

Could be right or maybe dad hides his naughty side better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son used to ask me things like that, i always told him the truth. I think he knew about my liking for porn though, same as i knew about my brothers.

I always answer as truthfully as I can. I'm sure they have never found our porn yet but they may well look now they know it's there somewhere lol

"
just dont leave pc on when there about lol good god,they'd have shock of there lives lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe they know your the naughty one and not dad lol

Could be right or maybe dad hides his naughty side better.

"
and your just outright dirty lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well, when i was a kid i used to look through everones drawers and cupboards."

hahaha me too, found my mums/stepdads porn when I was about my eldest sons age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well, when i was a kid i used to look through everones drawers and cupboards.

hahaha me too, found my mums/stepdads porn when I was about my eldest sons age "
porn hunts were great

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Ok just about had enough now.

My 12 year old son and 10 year old nephew have asked (within the last half hour), if me and dad/uncle have porn and also the worst drugs I have tried.

Why is it always me they ask and never dad!!!

What questions do everyones children ask them and how do you answer (truth or lies)

you ask them what they know about porn .... you tell em nothing......"

This is what ive always done when they have asked questions as they were growing up,find out what they know and answer accordingly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok just about had enough now.

My 12 year old son and 10 year old nephew have asked (within the last half hour), if me and dad/uncle have porn and also the worst drugs I have tried.

Why is it always me they ask and never dad!!!

What questions do everyones children ask them and how do you answer (truth or lies)

you ask them what they know about porn .... you tell em nothing......"

Granny, would rather they heard the truth from me than stories from friends or to be teased because they have the wrong info.

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland


"My son used to ask me things like that, i always told him the truth. I think he knew about my liking for porn though, same as i knew about my brothers.

I always answer as truthfully as I can. I'm sure they have never found our porn yet but they may well look now they know it's there somewhere lol

Our daughter was 16 although that isnt realy a kid when she asked us if we were swingers of course we said no and she came back with well we (her and her brother who is 2 yrs older)know you are as we saw it on the computer.

We honestly didnt know how to answer that one.

just dont leave pc on when there about lol good god,they'd have shock of there lives lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok just about had enough now.

My 12 year old son and 10 year old nephew have asked (within the last half hour), if me and dad/uncle have porn and also the worst drugs I have tried.

Why is it always me they ask and never dad!!!

What questions do everyones children ask them and how do you answer (truth or lies)

you ask them what they know about porn .... you tell em nothing......

Granny, would rather they heard the truth from me than stories from friends or to be teased because they have the wrong info."
sounds like they know to much already,should have a chance to just grow up.i think

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I have always been open and honest with mine as much as possible but never went into to much detail. You know yourself how much detail your child is capable of hearing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok just about had enough now.

My 12 year old son and 10 year old nephew have asked (within the last half hour), if me and dad/uncle have porn and also the worst drugs I have tried.

Why is it always me they ask and never dad!!!

What questions do everyones children ask them and how do you answer (truth or lies)

you ask them what they know about porn .... you tell em nothing......

Granny, would rather they heard the truth from me than stories from friends or to be teased because they have the wrong info.sounds like they know to much already,should have a chance to just grow up.i think"

Very true, if only you could stop them from hearing these things at school/friends etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok just about had enough now.

My 12 year old son and 10 year old nephew have asked (within the last half hour), if me and dad/uncle have porn and also the worst drugs I have tried.

Why is it always me they ask and never dad!!!

What questions do everyones children ask them and how do you answer (truth or lies)

you ask them what they know about porn .... you tell em nothing......

Granny, would rather they heard the truth from me than stories from friends or to be teased because they have the wrong info.sounds like they know to much already,should have a chance to just grow up.i think

Very true, if only you could stop them from hearing these things at school/friends etc"
or from finding mummys porn stash lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"or from finding mummys porn stash lol"

Well hidden and never been found. YET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or from finding mummys porn stash lol

Well hidden and never been found. YET "
let the hunt begin lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"or from finding mummys porn stash lol

Well hidden and never been found. YET let the hunt begin lol"

hides porn stash in the loft where a ladder is needed

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