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The bitterest pill

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield

I ever had to swallow was the day I married my childhood sweetheart, Melissa. She was pretty, intelligent and great fun to be with, the envy of the whole village. The only problem was that I married her to snakey Simon who used to drive the bus route to and from the nearest town. The downside of my job I guess. She was lured away by the bright lights of Rushden, never to be seen again. I hear she's working at Asda on the deli counter now while snakey's been seen helping himself to bakery manager Susan's baps on Melissa’s day off. If only she would have watched those reruns of On the Buses with me, she'd have seen him coming.

What's the bitterest pill you've ever had to swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red one

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Paracetamol - bloody hate the bitter after taste

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Paracetamol - bloody hate the bitter after taste "

I share your pain sister diamond, they stick in your throat for ever and a day too.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A huge pink one when I hurt my shoulder, was mahooooosive

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A huge pink one when I hurt my shoulder, was mahooooosive "

It was a suppository!!!

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Wasn't actually a pill but lactulose. Vile vile stuff. Like very salty flat lemonade

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield

This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

"

Nah mate, jokes are better...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Paracetamol - bloody hate the bitter after taste "

Weirdly I love the taste of soluble aspirin

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy."

We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Paracetamol - bloody hate the bitter after taste

Weirdly I love the taste of soluble aspirin "

Ah! Now those are different because they are manufactured with a sweet tasting molecule binder. PS: soluble and effervescent are not the same ... just for the record

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late "

So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?

I’m broken.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"

So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?

I’m broken.

"

But the good news is, you get noticed (without saying "look at me")!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late

So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?

I’m broken."

But it was a joke..... a very good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course if Quinine for malaria. Bad enough with water but if they stick in your throat... the bitter taste remains for 30 to 40 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/11/19 22:29:35]

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield

[Removed by poster at 04/11/19 22:26:21]

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late

So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?

I’m broken.

But it was a joke..... a very good one "

I’m with you sister Dee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy."

Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future. "

Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?

I’m still learning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.

Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?

I’m still learning."

It was a note to myself. To learn about interpretation. Not attacking you.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.

Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?

I’m still learning.

"

The day I left my trumpet on the bus. My mum went mad, luckily (or not) it was there at the bus station still.

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.

Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?

I’m still learning.

The day I left my trumpet on the bus. My mum went mad, luckily (or not) it was there at the bus station still.

"

Well done, that should sax it up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushden full of old slags I did a few in the Viking pub and the working men’s club a few years back Dawn B was a right old slag suck anyone’s cock for a short

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield

[Removed by poster at 04/11/19 22:38:15]

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.

Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?

I’m still learning.

It was a note to myself. To learn about interpretation. Not attacking you. "

I see, it’s ok I wasn’t offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Rushden full of old slags I did a few in the Viking pub and the working men’s club a few years back Dawn B was a right old slag suck anyone’s cock for a short "

Is that you snakey?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Are you a vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late

So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?

I’m broken."

I think you’ve forgotten that God sees everything...

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Course if Quinine for malaria. Bad enough with water but if they stick in your throat... the bitter taste remains for 30 to 40 mins."

Yup..Quinine is the most bitter pill.

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?

I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.

We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late

So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?

I’m broken.

I think you’ve forgotten that God sees everything... "

I’m led to believe that he spends most of his evenings on the dark web trying to sort that lot out.

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By *modD OP   Man
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Are you a vicar? "

Look, if it’s redemption you’re looking for then you’re probably past saving. If it’s confession, you need the other firm.

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