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How come some peoples photos are so bad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cameras on phones are pretty amazing yet there are quite a few profiles with photos that look like they were taken with a pinhole camera!

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s to do with Fab reducing image quality of non-site supporters

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Because not everyone has that artistic eye for taking photos, it is a skill and David Bailey is not on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are average

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because not everyone has that artistic eye for taking photos, it is a skill and David Bailey is not on Fab."

Isn't he dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been thinking the same. The pics look don't look so good and they don't seem to look any better with it without site suporter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair it's not difficult..just requires a little more thought.

Don't do toilet shots, kids toys or dirty washing in the background..basically just make an effort.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Depends how you perceive your photos will be viewed I guess. Some are truly dreadful, not to mention the scruffy, filthy back grounds

On the other hand, there are some excellent quality photos available to view

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

So you can't see my disfigurements.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Because we

1) Are crap at taking them

2) Can't be arsed wasting time taking them

3) Think the subject matter is a bit shit so no point polishing it and adding gliter to it

4) Are lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus when you are wobbling about on stillettos, bent over with your ass + one leg in the air, trying to press the shutter button with your arm outstretched and a demented cat thinking it is play time, it can get tricky :o

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plus when you are wobbling about on stillettos, bent over with your ass + one leg in the air, trying to press the shutter button with your arm outstretched and a demented cat thinking it is play time, it can get tricky :o "

Good point!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Plus when you are wobbling about on stillettos, bent over with your ass + one leg in the air, trying to press the shutter button with your arm outstretched and a demented cat thinking it is play time, it can get tricky :o "

Lmao!! Auto timer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shit at photography

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Thing is one persons crap picture will be another person's masterpiece it's all subjective.

That said there are some pics that you look at and think "what on earth makes you think that will be alluring" and in those instances I think it can come down to a number of factors:

- Not having a particularly creative or artistic eye

- Not caring

- Mistakenly thinking it is what people want to see

- Simply not realising something is visible

...or any number of other reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people just don't have an eye for taking a good photo. It's like some accounts I follow on Instagram (mostly family) take a photo of a zoomed in piece of pasta but then other people really capture that pasta at its finest from a whole different point of view

I don't mind a bad picture to be honest. It's more messy backgrounds that put me off.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Plus when you are wobbling about on stillettos, bent over with your ass + one leg in the air, trying to press the shutter button with your arm outstretched and a demented cat thinking it is play time, it can get tricky :o

Lmao!! Auto timer!"

Or voice activated pic taking - you'll feel a fool shouting "smile" at your phone repeatedly but it works a treat

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm sure some were taken 20 years ago!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus when you are wobbling about on stillettos, bent over with your ass + one leg in the air, trying to press the shutter button with your arm outstretched and a demented cat thinking it is play time, it can get tricky :o

Lmao!! Auto timer!"

Well now you mention it after I've been tottering around for 30 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I take good pics x

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Wish mine were better but difficult take really good selfies on phone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus when you are wobbling about on stillettos, bent over with your ass + one leg in the air, trying to press the shutter button with your arm outstretched and a demented cat thinking it is play time, it can get tricky :o

Lmao!! Auto timer!

Or voice activated pic taking - you'll feel a fool shouting "smile" at your phone repeatedly but it works a treat "

How do i not know this lol... Man I've been taking photos of my underwear for 6 months like a flipping contortionist

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

If you're going to do something you might as well do it right. My motto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do absolutely amazing photos, I’ve loads of ideas and drop backs !! But, and here’s the big, my free time is usually spent driving all over the country with my son for football, and when I’m not doing that im kinda tired so i take a pic of my tit, or leg, cba shaving my fandango,, pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some uniquely unphotogenic moments and close ups on here lol

There's one couple where the guy appears to have rampaging genital warts but is gonna proudly post that close up barebacking shot anyway..

Stay classy, fab...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Plus when you are wobbling about on stillettos, bent over with your ass + one leg in the air, trying to press the shutter button with your arm outstretched and a demented cat thinking it is play time, it can get tricky :o

Lmao!! Auto timer!

Or voice activated pic taking - you'll feel a fool shouting "smile" at your phone repeatedly but it works a treat

How do i not know this lol... Man I've been taking photos of my underwear for 6 months like a flipping contortionist "

Depends on the phone but most Samsungs have that feature now - it's most useful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some uniquely unphotogenic moments and close ups on here lol

There's one couple where the guy appears to have rampaging genital warts but is gonna proudly post that close up barebacking shot anyway..

Stay classy, fab...

"

I’ve been on here years and never viewed one pic with as you say !! I must be blind or not look where your looking

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"There are some uniquely unphotogenic moments and close ups on here lol

There's one couple where the guy appears to have rampaging genital warts but is gonna proudly post that close up barebacking shot anyway..

Stay classy, fab...

I’ve been on here years and never viewed one pic with as you say !! I must be blind or not look where your looking "

Just the thought of that type of pic grosses me out

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just have fun doing it and don’t get frustrated if it doesn’t quite work.... my neighbours must wonder what’s going on sometimes with my laughter.

As for the other shots not being good quality, everyone posts what they like, think they look good in. Their choice you don’t have to view them

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I learnt to stay off hot pics a long time ago, you never know what you’re going to see and there’s a lot I rather wouldn’t

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I learnt to stay off hot pics a long time ago, you never know what you’re going to see and there’s a lot I rather wouldn’t "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hates are background toiket roolls and toilets and men with their SOCKS on but naked lol

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

if they offend you that much top tip,

don't look at them.

know your role and shut your mouth.

Stop whining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally unphotogenic always have been unfortunate but true however I still sometimes get interest... Sometimes.. Guess it's a matter of taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like playing 'guess the body part' with the ones that are so cropped it's practically indiscernible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if they offend you that much top tip,

don't look at them.

know your role and shut your mouth.

Stop whining "

How do you know if it will offend without looking at them first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my photos are ok and my top tip is the 3 sec delay function on my iPhone 6. Also I’ve found a place in my house where the lighting works so I just use that spot for all my pics. Note. It isn’t in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad lighting, no thought process, subject matter not photogenic, too forward

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Camera phones are like self driving cars. Its hard to take a bad photo but it happens. So some ideas to improve them.

Composition and background: No toilets or messy backgrounds

Lighting: Stay out of the bathroom, hard direct light isn't your friend. If you can use natural light or a lamp.

Low lighting makes it difficult.

The timer function can be good, what is even better is a bluetooth remote and some form of stabiliser. A mini tripod or a suction cup phone holder works.

Editing. Less can be more. Instagram type filters are OTT. I like VSCO but there are loads to choose from

Shooting portraits and nudes isn't easy but some planning and practice helps. Think about your audience, who are you shooting for, you or someone else? What would they like to see.

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