FabSwingers.com forum: RWC jokes

By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Banter only ok..

I just got sent a few, so I'll start.

What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of Champagne after the RWC final....

.. A Waiter, ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banter only ok..

I just got sent a few, so I'll start.

What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of Champagne after the RWC final....

.. A Waiter, ..

Omg feel I shouldn't have laughed!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"Banter only ok..

I just got sent a few, so I'll start.

What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of Champagne after the RWC final....

.. A Waiter, ..

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By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I have another one,,,

most deadly SA attack since Oscar Pistorious tried to go for a piss with a loaded gun...

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By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Banter only ok..

I just got sent a few, so I'll start.

What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of Champagne after the RWC final....

.. A Waiter, ..

Omg feel I shouldn't have laughed!

Course you should have laughed, if not you might cry,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banter only ok..

I just got sent a few, so I'll start.

What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of Champagne after the RWC final....

.. A Waiter, ..

How do you get a Champagne cork back into the bottle?

Ask an English rugby supporter

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By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I hear the English RWC champions t-shirts will arrive at Missions across Africa sometime tomorrow, kids will be delighted, shoebox appeal started early this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear the English RWC champions t-shirts will arrive at Missions across Africa sometime tomorrow, kids will be delighted, shoebox appeal started early this year"

Just got a message from a mission in darkest Africa. They asked what they are supposed to do with a chariot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg hahahahahahahaha keep it up guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear the English RWC champions t-shirts will arrive at Missions across Africa sometime tomorrow, kids will be delighted, shoebox appeal started early this year

Just got a message from a mission in darkest Africa. They asked what they are supposed to do with a chariot.... "

My reply was keep it polished. That's what the cleaning rags were for...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Scotland

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Banter only ok..

I just got sent a few, so I'll start.

What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of Champagne after the RWC final....

.. A Waiter, ..

Tacky joke but amusing none the less

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What do you call a Welsh rugby player at a world cup final?

Lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotland

Savage

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Scotland

Savage

Thought I'd balance the tables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with rugby jokes is .....they sometimes get given the whistle in a final.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

Is it big enough to hold all their wooden spoons

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

Is it big enough to hold all their wooden spoons

Ooft ... mic drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

More than we’ve gotten!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

Is it big enough to hold all their wooden spoons

Ooft ... mic drop"

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

More than we’ve gotten!

Hurrah .... finally !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

More than we’ve gotten!

Hurrah .... finally !

We have that in common with the chariot

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By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I hear the English RWC champions t-shirts will arrive at Missions across Africa sometime tomorrow, kids will be delighted, shoebox appeal started early this year

Just got a message from a mission in darkest Africa. They asked what they are supposed to do with a chariot.... "

Makes a decent fire I,d say, unless it's small enough to strap on to goats, maybe it was Eddie's Chariot lol

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By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Scotland

Bit harsh

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By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

Is it big enough to hold all their wooden spoons

Ahhh lol

Ohhh jesus now I shouldn't be laughing

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By *r Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Scotland

You could have at least done it justice by using the joke that was around four years ago :

“What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...”

....inserting Scotland instead of England

that said... at least Scotland has some silverware this year

More than we’ve gotten!

We were shite simple as that ain't saying much for our Celtic brothers and sisters , Christ they were really shite

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