FabSwingers.com forum: I'm battered!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the weekend we went to a trampoline park with the kids, I fucked up my back there. Yesterday I was getting irritated with the pubic growth so used (on someone's advice) veet hair removal cream, which I foolishly left on to long. It's no overstatement to say my scrotum feels like I've peeled the top 10 layers of skin off. Lesson learned.

At a social last night I cracked my elbow off a metal loo roll holder bruising and cutting it.

4 hours sleep was had and I'm hanging and not feeling like a 21 year old lmao.

Age sure creeps up quickly. C

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You're not the luckiest person in the world are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was gonna be some sorta chip shop fetish thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're not the luckiest person in the world are you

It seems not lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was gonna be some sorta chip shop fetish thread

Dip be in eggs mixed with flour and... nah, doesnt work lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was gonna be some sorta chip shop fetish thread

Dip be in eggs mixed with flour and... nah, doesnt work lol."

I'm not sure you should risk it to be honest - god knows what would happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was gonna be some sorta chip shop fetish thread

Dip be in eggs mixed with flour and... nah, doesnt work lol.

I'm not sure you should risk it to be honest - god knows what would happen

Fried eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put some salt on your scrotum and it will be alright

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"put some salt on your scrotum and it will be alright "

Aftershave works better

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh dear...I shouldn't laugh but I am.

It comes in 3's they say so onwards and upwards

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