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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess it's a Monday morning and not many if you wfh......

(at least I don't need to change my fab relationship status or sexuality just yet...)

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x"

You've made me laugh full on which was very much needed. Unfortunately no haven't so cannot contribute to your thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

You've made me laugh full on which was very much needed. Unfortunately no haven't so cannot contribute to your thread "

My work here is complete , I'd best get back to work....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth "

I had another quickie in between posts..... ....is that bad...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth "

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth

No"

GOOD CUBBY....!!!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth "

Damn true that is, but then that lack of patience has resulted in some very good fucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth

Damn true that is, but then that lack of patience has resulted in some very good fucking "

All good things, my love.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth "

Another reason I should have been a man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth

Another reason I should have been a man! "

Does that make me bi....?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x"

Nope

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That's the one you look like John Hamm and .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?

Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth

Another reason I should have been a man! "

You are not a patient girlie ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"That's the one you look like John Hamm and ....."

Kyle MacLachlan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

Nope"

Well, I thought of you anyway, both times.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's the one you look like John Hamm and .....

Kyle MacLachlan."

Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"That's the one you look like John Hamm and .....

Kyle MacLachlan.

Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before....

"

Yes a cross between the two both dashing x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

Nope

Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... "

Liar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's the one you look like John Hamm and .....

Kyle MacLachlan.

Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before....

Yes a cross between the two both dashing x"

Awwwwww

(you know this job doesn't pay well, are you sure....?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

Nope

Well, I thought of you anyway, both times.....

Liar "

I NEVER lie....!

(well, there was that one time, but.... )

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

Nope

Well, I thought of you anyway, both times.....

Liar

I NEVER lie....!

(well, there was that one time, but.... )"

Cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

Nope

Well, I thought of you anyway, both times.....

Liar

I NEVER lie....!

(well, there was that one time, but.... )

Cheeky x"

That's a whole other story...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??"

Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!

(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks must be all that wanking lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??

Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!

(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??

Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!

(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )

"

So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??

Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!

(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )

So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....? "

No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??

Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!

(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )

So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....?

No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it "

Ok, I'll only point out the ones I like then..... .....and a few of the funny shaped ones that look like root vegetables.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??

Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!

(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )

So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....?

No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it

Ok, I'll only point out the ones I like then..... .....and a few of the funny shaped ones that look like root vegetables....."

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Had one last night. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having one later...is that ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had one last night. Does that count?"

Every little helps pal

(the non-contributors are soooooo lying anyway.....)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Guys are messaging me now message Nippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having one later...is that ok "

Think of me.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy "

Are they sending you veg...?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy

Are they sending you veg...?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy

Are they sending you veg...?

Yes "

TATE IT!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy

Are they sending you veg...?

Yes "

wrong emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy

Are they sending you veg...?

Yes wrong emoji

"

Lies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy

Are they sending you veg...?

Yes wrong emoji

Lies "

Haha nooo

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Maybe they not contributing cos they working....damn auto correct. Maybe they wanking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe they not contributing cos they working....damn auto correct. Maybe they wanking!"

Both are possibilities. Busy fingers.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, if I try again (all needy like).....

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By *rishFantasyCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

No but I'm about to

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

What's the difference in an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I'm about to "

Hang on, can we get one more and do a threesome?

I'll say when.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the difference in an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank!"

Cracked me up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone "

Does anal wanking count in your count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway....

Three...

Two...

One...

GO.....!

I'm on it with my average but pretty penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone

Does anal wanking count in your count? "

I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone

Does anal wanking count in your count?

I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? "

Let me in for brunch and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone

Does anal wanking count in your count?

I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? "

It's whatever you want it to be my love . I don't know why but I thought you'd be an expert? Like a parallel park or a reverse round a corner in bumhole ave.....?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x"

If someone else was wanking me, would it equate to us having a threesome? You were fantastic sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

If someone else was wanking me, would it equate to us having a threesome? You were fantastic sir "

No, that's cheating!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x"

Your balls are empty now so relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....did you?

If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?

If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....

As you were....

Nip x

Your balls are empty now so relax "

My balls are like the water table in spring.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am ..... "

I thought of you if it makes you feel any better my love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am .....

I thought of you if it makes you feel any better my love "

Oh yes, much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am .....

I thought of you if it makes you feel any better my love

Oh yes, much better "

You're too good....

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