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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x" You've made me laugh full on which was very much needed. Unfortunately no haven't so cannot contribute to your thread | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x You've made me laugh full on which was very much needed. Unfortunately no haven't so cannot contribute to your thread " My work here is complete , I'd best get back to work.... | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth " I had another quickie in between posts..... ....is that bad...? | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth " No | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth No" GOOD CUBBY....!!! | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth " Damn true that is, but then that lack of patience has resulted in some very good fucking | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth Damn true that is, but then that lack of patience has resulted in some very good fucking " All good things, my love....... | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth " Another reason I should have been a man! | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth Another reason I should have been a man! " Does that make me bi....? | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x" Nope | |||
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ? Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth Another reason I should have been a man! " You are not a patient girlie ? | |||
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"That's the one you look like John Hamm and ....." Kyle MacLachlan. | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x Nope" Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... | |||
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"That's the one you look like John Hamm and ..... Kyle MacLachlan." Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before.... | |||
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"That's the one you look like John Hamm and ..... Kyle MacLachlan. Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before.... " Yes a cross between the two both dashing x | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x Nope Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... " Liar | |||
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"That's the one you look like John Hamm and ..... Kyle MacLachlan. Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before.... Yes a cross between the two both dashing x" Awwwwww (you know this job doesn't pay well, are you sure....?) | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x Nope Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... Liar " I NEVER lie....! (well, there was that one time, but.... ) | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x Nope Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... Liar I NEVER lie....! (well, there was that one time, but.... )" Cheeky x | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x Nope Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... Liar I NEVER lie....! (well, there was that one time, but.... ) Cheeky x" That's a whole other story... | |||
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??" Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there! (Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... ) | |||
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ?? Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there! (Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )" | |||
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ?? Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there! (Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... ) " So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....? | |||
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ?? Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there! (Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... ) So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....? " No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it | |||
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ?? Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there! (Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... ) So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....? No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it " Ok, I'll only point out the ones I like then..... .....and a few of the funny shaped ones that look like root vegetables..... | |||
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ?? Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there! (Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... ) So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....? No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it Ok, I'll only point out the ones I like then..... .....and a few of the funny shaped ones that look like root vegetables....." | |||
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"Had one last night. Does that count?" Every little helps pal (the non-contributors are soooooo lying anyway.....) | |||
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"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy " Are they sending you veg...? | |||
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"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy Are they sending you veg...?" Yes | |||
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"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy Are they sending you veg...? Yes " TATE IT! | |||
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"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy Are they sending you veg...? Yes " wrong emoji | |||
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"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy Are they sending you veg...? Yes wrong emoji " Lies | |||
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"Guys are messaging me now message Nippy Are they sending you veg...? Yes wrong emoji Lies " Haha nooo | |||
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"Maybe they not contributing cos they working....damn auto correct. Maybe they wanking!" Both are possibilities. Busy fingers..... | |||
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"No but I'm about to " Hang on, can we get one more and do a threesome? I'll say when..... | |||
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"What's the difference in an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank!" Cracked me up.... | |||
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone " Does anal wanking count in your count? | |||
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone Does anal wanking count in your count? " I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? | |||
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone Does anal wanking count in your count? I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? " Let me in for brunch and I'll show you | |||
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone Does anal wanking count in your count? I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? " It's whatever you want it to be my love . I don't know why but I thought you'd be an expert? Like a parallel park or a reverse round a corner in bumhole ave.....? | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x" If someone else was wanking me, would it equate to us having a threesome? You were fantastic sir | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x If someone else was wanking me, would it equate to us having a threesome? You were fantastic sir " No, that's cheating!!! | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x" Your balls are empty now so relax | |||
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"....did you? If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....? If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time.... As you were.... Nip x Your balls are empty now so relax " My balls are like the water table in spring..... | |||
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"Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am ..... " I thought of you if it makes you feel any better my love | |||
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"Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am ..... I thought of you if it makes you feel any better my love " Oh yes, much better | |||
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"Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am ..... I thought of you if it makes you feel any better my love Oh yes, much better " You're too good.... | |||
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