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Ever put your foot in it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been talking to my nipper about easter as she was asking about wat good friday was and why we have eggs etc im not a religious boff but explained the best i could about jesus being crucified and then coming back to life etc

Then she asked well where did the easter bunny come from? so i said well thats just something someone made up to make it exciting for kids, bit like santa really to which she replied.....what santa isnt real?

d'oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I referred to one of Kate's friends as reminding me of Mrs Doyle from Father Ted.

The next time she came to our house, my boy said "My Dad said you look like Mrs Doyle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm constantly putting my foot in it. My mouth opens before my brain has time to catch up. It's a bit of a long standing joke in our house. x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Neighbour once said she'd had accupuncture for obesity.

I said .... It didn't work then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my theory on the chocolate eggs is because eggs symbolises new life (chicks) and chocolate is white and milk chocolate and there are white and black children in the world

so its joining the two and meaning 'new life of children' Celebration of life and of course the Jesus thing

just whats stuck with me from primary school i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i put my foot in it so much im amazed i havnt kicked my teeth out

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There's a guy at work who is so well ermmm...... let's just say he makes Dale Winton and Graham Norton look like Jason Statham and Gerard Butler.

If he is gay he is so far in the closet, he shares the bathroom with a lion and a witch.

There's constant gossip about his sexuality, but no one has ever asked him or said anything to him. I've always defended his right to keep his private life choices private when the gossips start asking if I know what the score is.

One day someone commented on his pink floral shirt and he jokingly said "Will people think I'm gay because of my shirt".

Without thinking, and god knows why, without even looking up I replied "Trust me it's not just the shirt"........ I really didn't mean to say it.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have been told that I ask the most unaskable questions and should learn to keep my mouth shut.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of our friends is a postwomen and one day she had lots of cards to deliver so she knocked at the door and sung happy birthday to the old lady. The old lady said u dont know do u love ? My husband passed away 3 days ago the cards are condolence cards LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Easter egg is supposed to resemble the tomb Jesus was laid to rest in and the gift inside Jesus himself.

The egg also symbolises the new life beginning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Santa aint real !!!!!! tell me it aint so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i prefer to put fingers in it!!

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)


"The Easter egg is supposed to resemble the tomb Jesus was laid to rest in and the gift inside Jesus himself.

The egg also symbolises the new life beginning."

Eggs have been used as symbols for renewal and rebirth since ancient times and used in many cultures and religions. The Christian spin on it you mention is a not exactly a subtle appropriation of the symbolism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Easter egg is supposed to resemble the tomb Jesus was laid to rest in and the gift inside Jesus himself.

The egg also symbolises the new life beginning.

Eggs have been used as symbols for renewal and rebirth since ancient times and used in many cultures and religions. The Christian spin on it you mention is a not exactly a subtle appropriation of the symbolism."

Cadbury's seem to enjoy it every Easter

I couldn't care either way, I'm not religious and don't acknowledge any religions at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told a bloke "you havent got a paunch HOMER!!!!! lol

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