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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ever wonder about stuff and who was the first to love it?

Mine was In the bath yesterday. I thought who the hell was the first person to lay in warm water and think ‘Christ, this is AMAZING’??

what others do you wonder about?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yes. Mainly about food though... Like who decided to go through the various steps to make cheese and then was brave enough to eat it? Who decided to fry some round things from soil and then make them into delicious chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder who was the first to make alcohol and smoke. And who was the first to invent oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who first thought it was a good idea to stick a a dried leaf wrapped up in paper into your mouth and set fire to it.... Then inhale the smoke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Mainly about food though... Like who decided to go through the various steps to make cheese and then was brave enough to eat it? Who decided to fry some round things from soil and then make them into delicious chips? "
same

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Totally agree with this...who decided to combine eggs, mustard, vinegar and oil to make mayonnaise..... Add _eli's chips and cheese.

It's a taste sensation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First to think jumping from a plane could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the first person to stick an object up their bootyhole!

And who was the first person to douche first!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Who tried the first condom and what was it made of I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person to cook dough to make bread and think "this is great, I'm going to cook it again"

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"The person to cook dough to make bread and think "this is great, I'm going to cook it again" "

And then the person that dropped butter on it must have almost had an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person to cook dough to make bread and think "this is great, I'm going to cook it again"

And then the person that dropped butter on it must have almost had an orgasm "

Imagine their bollocks when they put cheese on it and cooked it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to wonder why the first person to put a Christmas tree up thought, this is a good idea. It's about time somebody brought trees indoors.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"The person to cook dough to make bread and think "this is great, I'm going to cook it again"

And then the person that dropped butter on it must have almost had an orgasm

Imagine their bollocks when they put cheese on it and cooked it again

The bollocks reaction opposite of the time we walked to the chip shop and it was shut

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You have to wonder why the first person to put a Christmas tree up thought, this is a good idea. It's about time somebody brought trees indoors."

Was Queen Victoria wasn’t it? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person to cook dough to make bread and think "this is great, I'm going to cook it again"

And then the person that dropped butter on it must have almost had an orgasm

Imagine their bollocks when they put cheese on it and cooked it again

The bollocks reaction opposite of the time we walked to the chip shop and it was shut

No silly, it was the chinese we walked to

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"The person to cook dough to make bread and think "this is great, I'm going to cook it again"

And then the person that dropped butter on it must have almost had an orgasm

Imagine their bollocks when they put cheese on it and cooked it again

The bollocks reaction opposite of the time we walked to the chip shop and it was shut

No silly, it was the chinese we walked to

Oh yeahhhhh. Them bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to wonder why the first person to put a Christmas tree up thought, this is a good idea. It's about time somebody brought trees indoors.

Was Queen Victoria wasn’t it? Xx"

Nope. Well maybe in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think football i know cliché just the drama of it

and course the OP as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person to cook dough to make bread and think "this is great, I'm going to cook it again"

And then the person that dropped butter on it must have almost had an orgasm

Imagine their bollocks when they put cheese on it and cooked it again

The bollocks reaction opposite of the time we walked to the chip shop and it was shut

No silly, it was the chinese we walked to

Oh yeahhhhh. Them bastards. "

I believe I still owe you a Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first person to try mushrooms and did they die finding out

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I wonder who was the first to make alcohol and smoke. And who was the first to invent oral sex.

I can answer one of these. Tobacco has been around for thousand of years and was used by the tribes of the Americas for various reasons, one being medicinal to treat wounds.

Smoking it in pipe form came to Europe after they were introduced to it by the tribes in the 1500s, and for 300 years was either chewed or smoked in a pipe.

It wasn’t wrapped in paper until 1847 when it was hand rolled. A start of a tobacco company

In 1881 James ‘Buck’ Duke invented the cigarette making machine. Another start of a tobacco company

Both of these companies are still in operation today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i always wonder who was the first person in to eat poisonous plants and shrooms in the tribe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first person to try mushrooms and did they die finding out

Or had a good trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to wonder why the first person to put a Christmas tree up thought, this is a good idea. It's about time somebody brought trees indoors.

Was Queen Victoria wasn’t it? Xx"

Christmas trees are credited as a German creation in the 16th century. Queen Victoria was sketched in The Illustrated London News, standing around a Christmas tree with her family in 1846. Because Queen Victoria was popular, Christmas trees caught on. x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"You have to wonder why the first person to put a Christmas tree up thought, this is a good idea. It's about time somebody brought trees indoors.

Was Queen Victoria wasn’t it? Xx

Nope. Well maybe in the UK."

Prince Albert brought it to the UK

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You have to wonder why the first person to put a Christmas tree up thought, this is a good idea. It's about time somebody brought trees indoors.

Was Queen Victoria wasn’t it? Xx

Nope. Well maybe in the UK."

It was QV’s husband Albert who bought the tradition with him from Germany to the UK. It’s something that had been around for hundreds of years and transformed through the centuries (before Christianity) when pagans, Egyptians, Romans and other ancient civilisations celebrated the winter solstice and to bring back the sun god by decorating their dwellings with evergreen plants or green leaves trees

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Who decided to take the brown oval shaped object that came out of a chickens arse, put it in boiling water and eat it?!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who tried the first condom and what was it made of I wonder"

You sure you want to know what it was made of......

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who was the first person to stick an object up their bootyhole!

And who was the first person to douche first!"

Have to go back centuries fir that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who tried the first condom and what was it made of I wonder

You sure you want to know what it was made of......

Sheep intestines wasnt it? Or bladder or something like that

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who tried the first condom and what was it made of I wonder

You sure you want to know what it was made of......

Sheep intestines wasnt it? Or bladder or something like that "

It was in the 1600s sometime, but again it’s one of those things that has been around for thousands of years in one form or another

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I've often wondered about how most sexual positions etc were first thought up and who the feck decided figging was good idea?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I've often wondered about how most sexual positions etc were first thought up and who the feck decided figging was good idea?"

Figging wasn’t a good thing, it was deemed a punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've often wondered about how most sexual positions etc were first thought up and who the feck decided figging was good idea?"

https://youtu.be/jY98iGETKFk once heard, you can't hear frigging

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

Who was the first person to discover milk from a cow? And what the fuck we're doing in the first place?

Like wandered up to some random cow and thought "Oooh them dangly things look nice, i think I'm gonna have a little nosh on them"

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I've often wondered about how most sexual positions etc were first thought up and who the feck decided figging was good idea?

Figging wasn’t a good thing, it was deemed a punishment "

Yeah but now people enjoy it!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Who watched a chicken squawking, saw a shit covered egg fall out of its arse and thought "I'll eat that......."

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The first rubber condoms were invented in 1839 by Goodyear who also made tyres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder who was the first to make alcohol and smoke. And who was the first to invent oral sex.

Alcohol was found accendetly something to do with bees and fermented fruit

Tobacco the Indians where smoking it for years before it was discovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decided to take the brown oval shaped object that came out of a chickens arse, put it in boiling water and eat it?!"

Technically not out of it's arse, but yes, does make you wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've often wondered about how most sexual positions etc were first thought up and who the feck decided figging was good idea?"

Sex positions came from the kamasutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did the first sword swallower figure out they could swallow a sword? Maybe they were accident prone?

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By *ean3..Man
over a year ago

pinner green

Or the person who first milked the cow ??what was they up too !!

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Who was the first person to lick a certain frogs arse and realise that they get the same effect as LSD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the first person to lick a certain frogs arse and realise that they get the same effect as LSD"

Fkin love this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's metal..who and how ? How did someone know a molten running metal could be turned into tools etc....yeah they d notice what was once running had gone rock hard but have you ever tried smelting..it's a bleddy art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder who was the first to make alcohol and smoke. And who was the first to invent oral sex.

Alcohol was found accendetly something to do with bees and fermented fruit

Tobacco the Indians where smoking it for years before it was discovered "

Erm curious how could Indians be smoking it if it wasn't the discovered...lolol...pulling ya leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like somone mentioned earlier.. Who was the first to suck on a cow's udder ..? Now that is just weird. What were they Thinking of at that moment .? I still can't get my head round it even though I love milk

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just wondering but have all the various foodstuffs been discovered now?

Or in 50 years time is someone going to discover an amazing new thing that happens when you swing an avocado around in a fair of tights for half an hour...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just wondering but have all the various foodstuffs been discovered now?

Or in 50 years time is someone going to discover an amazing new thing that happens when you swing an avocado around in a fair of tights for half an hour... "

Tried the avocado thing, The only thing that happened was that the police were called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wondered who discovered that we could drink cows milk! And how!!

And did they try other species afterwards? I mean, anyone ever thought why we don't drink sheeps milk? Why cow milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a shamelessly stolen tweet but all the same:

Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think "I bet those bastards are hiding something delicious in there"?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I always wondered who discovered that we could drink cows milk! And how!!

And did they try other species afterwards? I mean, anyone ever thought why we don't drink sheeps milk? Why cow milk?"

So long as it wasn't the bull

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Who was the first to eat an oyster? And what possessed him to do so!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wondered who discovered that we could drink cows milk! And how!!

And did they try other species afterwards? I mean, anyone ever thought why we don't drink sheeps milk? Why cow milk?

So long as it wasn't the bull

Oh crikey on a bike!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ever wonder about stuff and who was the first to love it?

Mine was In the bath yesterday. I thought who the hell was the first person to lay in warm water and think ‘Christ, this is AMAZING’??

what others do you wonder about? "

Who first thought what happens if I put this in here ?

Adam I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the first to think that you could eat a pussy!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who was the first to eat an oyster? And what possessed him to do so!!!'"

Or the next person. Bloody horrible slimey things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or chicken egg? Who saw that plop out of a chickens poopipe and think it would be a good idea to eat it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Or chicken egg? Who saw that plop out of a chickens poopipe and think it would be a good idea to eat it? "

Probably saw other animals eating eggs and thought they'd give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dispite the fact I love them....motorcycles

Who in there right mind thought it would be a Good idea to put an engine in a bicycle then think that a good place for a couple of gallons of extremely flammable liquid would be in a tin between your legs.

Still won't stop me riding my bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who tried the first condom and what was it made of I wonder"

That was the Romans I think, and they used sheep bladders. Which begs the question of who thinks of putting sheep bits on you knob for sex

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who tried the first condom and what was it made of I wonder

That was the Romans I think, and they used sheep bladders. Which begs the question of who thinks of putting sheep bits on you knob for sex"

Well they probably didn't have duct tape at the time.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Dispite the fact I love them....motorcycles

Still won't stop me riding my bike.

Similar but not the same.... who thought the penny farthing would catch on

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What was the first person trying to do when they made Jam, then who found out that jam and butter on bread was the dogs Bollox ,,

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I often wonder just how many trees a person licked before they discovered maple syrup and exactly what the hell they were doing!

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