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"There's a fuck thread? I've been wanting a fuck for months.
I've missed the boat."Faf?  | |||
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Who was yours...?"I can't say, the forum police will get me for putting it on the wrong thread  | |||
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"There's a fuck thread? I've been wanting a fuck for months.
I've missed the boat.
Faf? "Why are you blushing? I'm used to being second (third, fourth, fifth, last) choice. 
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"I was too late too
Who was yours...?
I can't say, the forum police will get me for putting it on the wrong thread "If it's me, you can say, its fine...   | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?   "That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks..... | |||
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"I fancy a fuck with someone who hasn't posted. How can I fuck him if he doesn't post? Can someone go tell him please? " happy to step in xx | |||
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"There's a fuck thread? I've been wanting a fuck for months.
I've missed the boat.
Faf?
Why are you blushing? I'm used to being second (third, fourth, fifth, last) choice.
"Rubbish, you're beautiful from the bones out | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks....."Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep  | |||
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"I fancy a fuck with someone who hasn't posted. How can I fuck him if he doesn't post? Can someone go tell him please? " I could be like a virtual stand in? Orrrrrr we could make it a "tell Nippy who you want to fuck and he'll fix it" thread? | |||
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"I was too late too
Who was yours...?
I can't say, the forum police will get me for putting it on the wrong thread
If it's me, you can say, its fine... "Of course it's you, the reason I was too late for the fuck thread is because I was frantically looking for you on there  | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks....."You making life interesting again lol | |||
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"I fancy a fuck with someone who hasn't posted. How can I fuck him if he doesn't post? Can someone go tell him please? happy to step in xx" Step away from the mic and put your cock on the floor.... | |||
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"Or we can just start a new one " To easy, see previous statement.... | |||
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"Or we can just start a new one To easy, see previous statement...." Too* | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep "Women.......!  xx | |||
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"I was too late too
Who was yours...?
I can't say, the forum police will get me for putting it on the wrong thread
If it's me, you can say, its fine...
Of course it's you, the reason I was too late for the fuck thread is because I was frantically looking for you on there "Knew it! Ditto.... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol"It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx"What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good? | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it..."Good glad to hear it | |||
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"Well, I haven't had a fuck for years " That's a fabs crime... | |||
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"Or we can just start a new one To easy, see previous statement.... Too* "That correction alone is worth a fuck. 
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"Well, I haven't had a fuck for years "Through choice? | |||
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"Ah shucks I always too late for those threads "Welcome to my world, its fucked up innit..... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good? "I thought standard spooning position required hands cupping boobs. | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good? "Oh, was it an offer....? You know I'm yours when you want me | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it...
Good glad to hear it "Too short isn't it | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
I thought standard spooning position required hands cupping boobs.
"Absolutely but usually only the top boob as the arm underneath can get squashed | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it...
Good glad to hear it
Too short isn't it "Damn right it is | |||
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"Well, I haven't had a fuck for years
That's a fabs crime..."Not a proper swinger....^ | |||
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"Or we can just start a new one To easy, see previous statement.... Too*
That correction alone is worth a fuck.
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
I thought standard spooning position required hands cupping boobs.
Absolutely but usually only the top boob as the arm underneath can get squashed "Wait, you have bottom boobs? Are they like back boobs....? | |||
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"Or we can just start a new one To easy, see previous statement.... Too*
That correction alone is worth a fuck.
Awwww "Agreed. Spelling and grammar corrections also turn me on. Not even joking | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it...
Good glad to hear it
Too short isn't it
Damn right it is "Thanks for being lovely btw. I'd have told me to fuck off, especially given the day you've had | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
I thought standard spooning position required hands cupping boobs.
Absolutely but usually only the top boob as the arm underneath can get squashed
Wait, you have bottom boobs? Are they like back boobs....? ". Nooo like the one that’s at the top when you’re lying on your side ..... I’m confusing myself now tbh  | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
I thought standard spooning position required hands cupping boobs.
Absolutely but usually only the top boob as the arm underneath can get squashed
Wait, you have bottom boobs? Are they like back boobs....?
. Nooo like the one that’s at the top when you’re lying on your side ..... I’m confusing myself now tbh "I'm kitten, you have an utterly beautiful body, and a face to match | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it...
Good glad to hear it
Too short isn't it
Damn right it is
Thanks for being lovely btw. I'd have told me to fuck off, especially given the day you've had "Quiet you, life happens it's how you deal with it that's important. | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good? "In that case, I am willing to help!! | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep "I'm happy to spoon the only trouble is if I get to comfy in out for the count and will probably still be there in the morning | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
I thought standard spooning position required hands cupping boobs.
Absolutely but usually only the top boob as the arm underneath can get squashed
Wait, you have bottom boobs? Are they like back boobs....?
. Nooo like the one that’s at the top when you’re lying on your side ..... I’m confusing myself now tbh
I'm kitten, you have an utterly beautiful body, and a face to match " | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it...
Good glad to hear it
Too short isn't it
Damn right it is
Thanks for being lovely btw. I'd have told me to fuck off, especially given the day you've had
Quiet you, life happens it's how you deal with it that's important. "That's what I meant though, good ppl are few and far between around here | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!"3sum? | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
I'm happy to spoon the only trouble is if I get to comfy in out for the count and will probably still be there in the morning "My cat wouldn’t like that. He’s territorial | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
I'm happy to spoon the only trouble is if I get to comfy in out for the count and will probably still be there in the morning "Orgy.... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
I thought standard spooning position required hands cupping boobs.
Absolutely but usually only the top boob as the arm underneath can get squashed
Wait, you have bottom boobs? Are they like back boobs....?
. Nooo like the one that’s at the top when you’re lying on your side ..... I’m confusing myself now tbh
I'm kitten, you have an utterly beautiful body, and a face to match
"True story.... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it...
Good glad to hear it
Too short isn't it
Damn right it is
Thanks for being lovely btw. I'd have told me to fuck off, especially given the day you've had
Quiet you, life happens it's how you deal with it that's important.
That's what I meant though, good ppl are few and far between around here "Yes I agree and you're one of them | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
I'm happy to spoon the only trouble is if I get to comfy in out for the count and will probably still be there in the morning
My cat wouldn’t like that. He’s territorial "Picturing a fucking tiger now like in Aladdin...... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum? "Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping  | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
I'm happy to spoon the only trouble is if I get to comfy in out for the count and will probably still be there in the morning
My cat wouldn’t like that. He’s territorial
Picturing a fucking tiger now like in Aladdin...... "You’re not far off. | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
You making life interesting again lol
It's already interesting! I'm just enjoying the best end of it...
Good glad to hear it
Too short isn't it
Damn right it is
Thanks for being lovely btw. I'd have told me to fuck off, especially given the day you've had
Quiet you, life happens it's how you deal with it that's important.
That's what I meant though, good ppl are few and far between around here
Yes I agree and you're one of them "I second this | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping "That isn't a proposition lol | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol"Can I join in? | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol"You’re so right. It’s more of a  isn’t it?! | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol"Hahaha, I'll take it as an offer unless otherwise specified.... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Can I join in? "Are you volunteering as a spooner or a groper? Or are they the same thing? Confusing myself again ... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Can I join in? "I'd let you but apparently these teasing beautiful ladies say no.... | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Can I join in?
Are you volunteering as a spooner or a groper? Or are they the same thing? Confusing myself again ... "I'm happy to spoon and grope, or be groped | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Can I join in?
Are you volunteering as a spooner or a groper? Or are they the same thing? Confusing myself again ... "Women.......! | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Hahaha, I'll take it as an offer unless otherwise specified.... "Haha you very naughty | |||
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end "I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything. | |||
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end
I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything. "Can I volunteer to help you with that | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Hahaha, I'll take it as an offer unless otherwise specified....
Haha you very naughty "Yewehhhh knows etttt....! (welsh accent) | |||
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end
I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything. "You can have that at the end or it's not consensual or prince charming can give you a tender kiss on the lips to wake you after | |||
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end
I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything. "Oh, and she lies so well....! | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Hahaha, I'll take it as an offer unless otherwise specified....
Haha you very naughty
Yewehhhh knows etttt....! (welsh accent)"Waa bloody did read it in that accent too lmao | |||
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Hahaha, I'll take it as an offer unless otherwise specified....
Haha you very naughty
Yewehhhh knows etttt....! (welsh accent)
Waa bloody did read it in that accent too lmao "For some inexplicable reason I read it in a Scouse accent | |||
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I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything.
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"Why don’t you just turn it into the fuck thread?
That'd be too easy and not confusing enough..... ....I think ppl should work for their fucks.....
Meh. I’m too tired to work for mine. Can someone please just come and spoon me til I fall asleep
Women.......! xx
What if I threw in a grope of the boobs whilst spooning? Any good?
In that case, I am willing to help!!
3sum?
Looks like a 4 or 5 sum up to now I think? I only have 2 boobs though so others will have to also volunteer for the spooning and groping
That isn't a proposition lol
Hahaha, I'll take it as an offer unless otherwise specified....
Haha you very naughty
Yewehhhh knows etttt....! (welsh accent)
Waa bloody did read it in that accent too lmao
For some inexplicable reason I read it in a Scouse accent "Yeah that works too | |||
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end
I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything.
Oh, and she lies so well....!
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end
I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything.
Oh, and she lies so well....!
Could be a politician with those replies "How do you know I’m not? | |||
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Result! From who? "Not me I'm sure he's lovely and all but not my type | |||
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Result! From who? "A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result.... | |||
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end
I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything.
Oh, and she lies so well....!
Could be a politician with those replies
How do you know I’m not? "She's good but she's still learning, I have much to teach her.... | |||
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"Many hands make light work and you'll feel throughly groped by the end
I was hoping for a bit of a massage too to send me off to sleep. I’m not high maintenance or anything.
Oh, and she lies so well....!
Could be a politician with those replies
How do you know I’m not? "Because you would be prime minister already as I'd have voted for you | |||
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Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result.... "Well his wife might be hot?!  | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?! "Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife..... (I'm sure he's lovely...) | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?! "Well if he's off to see the hot wife can I be your political aide | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)"Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site.... | |||
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"Same I'll be off to bed soon, just miss having someone to cuddle, especially on these cold nights "Night mate | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Well if he's off to see the hot wife can I be your political aide "Or better yet, the hot wife can join us all in a bit of spooning and groping? | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site.... "I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x | |||
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"What’s all this fuckery I’ve missed?!" It’s not too late! Come on in. We’re just spooning and groping... | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Well if he's off to see the hot wife can I be your political aide
Or better yet, the hot wife can join us all in a bit of spooning and groping? "Wow politician and party planning what other talents do you have | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site....
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x"Singing milkshake now lmao | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site....
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x"BOGOF offer? | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site....
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x"Isn’t that against the site rules? I ain’t breaking no more rules. Good girl from now on. Took a vow and everything | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site....
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site....
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x
Singing milkshake now lmao "My work here is complete.... | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site....
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Or he might be a sweaty fat dude sat in his pants with no wife.....
(I'm sure he's lovely...)
Ah. I’m far too naive to be on this site....
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge..... x
Isn’t that against the site rules? I ain’t breaking no more rules. Good girl from now on. Took a vow and everything "Shushhhhhhhhh... | |||
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"What’s all this fuckery I’ve missed?! Everyone shagged everyone thet fancy secretly while I was doing bonfires and pretending to be a half decent dad earlier. And now these useless fuckers are all off to bed.... ....fab is going downhill.... "Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs. | |||
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs. "The cheek of him! Lol | |||
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"I think I'm in, I just had pm with a phone number......
Result! From who?
A dude wanting me to call him and talk about fucking his "wife"..... total result....
Well his wife might be hot?!
Well if he's off to see the hot wife can I be your political aide
Or better yet, the hot wife can join us all in a bit of spooning and groping?
Wow politician and party planning what other talents do you have "Very many. | |||
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs. "Fair point.... | |||
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs.
The cheek of him! Lol"It was a naked under the top grope as well. Some people are never happy | |||
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs.
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs.
The cheek of him! Lol
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs.
The cheek of him! Lol
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I think your inbox has probably been flooded with FAFs.
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs.
The cheek of him! Lol
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"What’s all this fuckery I’ve missed?! Everyone shagged everyone thet fancy secretly while I was doing bonfires and pretending to be a half decent dad earlier. And now these useless fuckers are all off to bed.... ....fab is going downhill....
Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs.
The cheek of him! Lol
It was a naked under the top grope as well. Some people are never happy
Now you're just changing the rules after the event....."Nah. I make up the rules as I go along | |||
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Pfft. I’ve allowed you to spoon me and grope my boobs.
The cheek of him! Lol
It was a naked under the top grope as well. Some people are never happy
Now you're just changing the rules after the event.....
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"Well... I’m all spooned out and off to sleep now. Night you lovely lot. "Nanight beautiful x | |||
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"Well... I’m all spooned out and off to sleep now. Night you lovely lot.
Nos da lovelies "Night my love x | |||
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"What’s all this fuckery I’ve missed?! It’s not too late! Come on in. We’re just spooning and groping... "Definitely up for that ! X | |||
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"I was too late too "So that's why I didn't get a message from you. Damn. | |||
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