FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my dick?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yay or nay?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Can't tell from one wee picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dick is only as good as the ass smashing it in with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't tell from one wee picture "

Read that with emphasis on the "wee"

While I'm here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Think he needs a walking stick

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Looks a bit on the crooked side for my liking

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Can't tell from one wee picture

Read that with emphasis on the "wee"

While I'm here..."

The face on yours looks like they've overdone it with the eyebrow pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nay

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

I've got a thing for crooked ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's handsomer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay or nay?

this is not rate your cock based on your say so

lets rate my battered sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay or nay?

It's a yay from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yah or nay?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

It’s huge wish it was mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay or nay?

bend me stretch it anyway you got crooked smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... It's a dick

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's a cock...

Not sure that I can say much more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm nay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a penis. Congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt it a mallard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yah or nay?"

Yah! Yah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it a mallard?"
sorry thought it was the duck thread

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Can it do the Paso Doble, or the Salsa or perhaps a Waltz, then could give it a rating?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Yay or nay?

Handy being able to cum around corners I guess so Yay from me.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yay. Handsome too. You remind me of Jack Whitehall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeh, no idea why it’s bent like that :/.

On the other hand, when someone says go fuck your self, I physically can’t, it won’t bend that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay. Handsome too. You remind me of Jack Whitehall

Thank you

. I’m probably just as camp acting.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Yeh, no idea why it’s bent like that :/.

On the other hand, when someone says go fuck your self, I physically can’t, it won’t bend that way

Bendy is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeh, no idea why it’s bent like that :/.

On the other hand, when someone says go fuck your self, I physically can’t, it won’t bend that way

Bendy is good

Thanks

, I think I pm’d you earlier

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Nay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way you hold make my right knee weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you see those fishing magazines and theres a pic of a dude holding a really fat slightly twisted fish that looks desperate to get back in the water.....?

Probs just me then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you want it rating Op? Everything okay?

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By *ongmanjackMan
over a year ago

Aldershot

Y or N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way you hold make my right knee weak "

Why just the one knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you want it rating Op? Everything okay? "

Bored. Thought it would be entertaining.

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Jack Whitehall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y or N"

Pants on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asks who's Jack Whitehall?

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Y or N

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?"

You like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?"

Do you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?"

Scroll up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up."

No....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Handy for hanging your flannel on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay or nay?

Nay...next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks just like mine only smaller

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

Do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

Do you?"

I'll just say yes because I'm feeling adventurous and I dont know the question....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

Do you?

I'll just say yes because I'm feeling adventurous and I dont know the question...."

Op said rate his tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

Do you?

I'll just say yes because I'm feeling adventurous and I dont know the question....

Op said rate his tool."

Yes, it's a dick, it has my stamp. If I had to grade it I'd go 3....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

Do you?

I'll just say yes because I'm feeling adventurous and I dont know the question....

Op said rate his tool.

Yes, it's a dick, it has my stamp. If I had to grade it I'd go 3...."

Your stamp how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

Do you?

I'll just say yes because I'm feeling adventurous and I dont know the question....

Op said rate his tool.

Yes, it's a dick, it has my stamp. If I had to grade it I'd go 3....

Your stamp how"

I recognise it approximately as a penis @how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate mine?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate mine?"

Can't see it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bent. Dont know If thats bad or good?

You like?

Do you?

Scroll up.

No....

Do you?

I'll just say yes because I'm feeling adventurous and I dont know the question....

Op said rate his tool.

Yes, it's a dick, it has my stamp. If I had to grade it I'd go 3....

Your stamp how

I recognise it approximately as a penis @how"

But look closely is it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate mine?"
yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it."

Can't you approve it for me? Does it have balls and a pointy end?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it.

Can't you approve it for me? Does it have balls and a pointy end?"

I can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it.

Can't you approve it for me? Does it have balls and a pointy end?

I can't."

...or won't?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it.

Can't you approve it for me? Does it have balls and a pointy end?

I can't.

...or won't?"

I did it looked angry and spoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y or N"

Y, lovely bellend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it.

Can't you approve it for me? Does it have balls and a pointy end?

I can't.

...or won't?

I did it looked angry and spoke."

So you're basically saying a talking cock scared you off and can I go and sort it out for you....?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it.

Can't you approve it for me? Does it have balls and a pointy end?

I can't.

...or won't?

I did it looked angry and spoke.

So you're basically saying a talking cock scared you off and can I go and sort it out for you....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine?yeah its OK send it to Nippy also

I'm not a fuckimg cock inspector......

Fucking*

(Just in case she's looking...)

You have to approve it.

Can't you approve it for me? Does it have balls and a pointy end?

I can't.

...or won't?

I did it looked angry and spoke.

So you're basically saying a talking cock scared you off and can I go and sort it out for you....?

Ya "

Ok, ok, I'll go and "sort" the angry penus.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the feedback,

I welcome everyone’s opinions and we all have different sizes and what not.

It was fun

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the feedback,

I welcome everyone’s opinions and we all have different sizes and what not.

It was fun

thanks"

Thank you.

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By *untime77xxMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Thanks for the feedback,

I welcome everyone’s opinions and we all have different sizes and what not.

It was fun

thanks"

Good size and looks thick ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines ok I think

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Prefer a good personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a good personality"

Think I have both lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a good personality

Think I have both lol"

And can hold a conversation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I think I can do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way you hold make my right knee weak

Why just the one knee

It is the only working since my bike accident in the Jura.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't tell from one wee picture

Read that with emphasis on the "wee"

While I'm here...

The face on yours looks like they've overdone it with the eyebrow pencil

spilled my tea

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Yes or no

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

3/5, some funny bits.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Yay or nay?

Rate your dick?

Don't be that guy......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ummmmm ......4?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has already been rated by 2 people in here in person, they both said yes, several times

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Yay or nay?

Rate your dick?

Don't be that guy......"

Excellent work.

I don't think this received the recognition it deserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the job... Apparently

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

Mines alright,I think anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol who needs this level of reassurance?

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

"Lol who needs this level of reassurance? "

You recently started a rate the profile pic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol who needs this level of reassurance?

You recently started a rate the profile pic ?"

Yeah but a profile pic isn’t a rate my dick is it

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

"Lol who needs this level of reassurance?

You recently started a rate the profile pic ?

Yeah but a profile pic isn’t a rate my dick is it

Come on you wanted the girls to give you a 7 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay or nay?

Lol

Really?

That's your contribution to human knowedge?

Ho hum....

Hey...good luck to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol who needs this level of reassurance?

You recently started a rate the profile pic ?

Yeah but a profile pic isn’t a rate my dick is it

Come on you wanted the girls to give you a 7 out of 10"

Only in for the banter bud and wouldn’t you want a 10/10 not a 7?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Yay or nay?

Rate your dick?

Don't be that guy......

Excellent work.

I don't think this received the recognition it deserved.

Ha ha, thanks.

I'm wasted here, really I am.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Looks like a cashew nut. 2/10

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Looks like a cashew nut. 2/10

10 x

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

"Lol who needs this level of reassurance?

You recently started a rate the profile pic ?

Yeah but a profile pic isn’t a rate my dick is it

Come on you wanted the girls to give you a 7 out of 10

Only in for the banter bud and wouldn’t you want a 10/10 not a 7? "

Banter exactly not reassurance,and I know I'm not a 10 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm......that'll be a no from me...but hey one mans water can be another mans wine!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yay or nay?

Lol

Really?

That's your contribution to human knowedge?

Ho hum....

Hey...good luck to you!

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Guess I can always hang my coat on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think people are bored or seeing mine

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By *t-is-meMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Yay or nay

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