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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've lost something very important. No. Not my virginity, or my marbles, before you add!

I've put it somewhere safe, but can't remember where......

What's a safe place look like in your house? Where will I find my missing thing? Its A4 size so it's sizeable, just hidden so *damn* well.

Prize if you help me locate!

lmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Google

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask Google "

Google says you're a dizzy fuckwad who should be more careful with important things.

Google should be less judgy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask Google

Google says you're a dizzy fuckwad who should be more careful with important things.

Google should be less judgy.... "

You sure it ain't Alexa you are talking about?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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In the study, in the drawer. Or if I'm hiding it away from prying eyes, in the wardrobe, in a box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the dishwasher manual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the cupboard under the stairs

Under the dogs bed

In the shed..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

In a pair of boots in your wardrobe

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Kitchen draw or bookcase

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask Google

Google says you're a dizzy fuckwad who should be more careful with important things.

Google should be less judgy....

You sure it ain't Alexa you are talking about?"

Lol, probably!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

On top of a chair (the seat)? If it's a document then that would be where I'd put it, I don't know why, I just do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the study, in the drawer. Or if I'm hiding it away from prying eyes, in the wardrobe, in a box."

None of the above!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Under the dishwasher manual "

Oooh, they're stored on a bookshelf, so possible, but no.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ask Siri?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

On top of a cupboard or poked up the bed or sofa

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

In the fridge; a clue is finding the butter where you normally keep this thing

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Back of a photo frame

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Wash and polish a glass , then place it upside down somewhere that you will not accidentally disturb it, whilst thinking of the item that you have misplaced.

Then get on with things.

The missing item will present itself within a day or two.

As taught to me by a Romanian lady from this very site.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Slid in between a couple of cookbooks?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Between the pages of a book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slid between countertops and appliances? Under the sofa/cussion.

What's the reward, might get more help then...

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Apparently psychologists have found saying the thing we'ere looking for out loud helps to locate it.

"Boob pictures ino my inbox, boob pictures in my inbox, boob pictures to my inbox."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently psychologists have found saying the thing we'ere looking for out loud helps to locate it.

"Boob pictures ino my inbox, boob pictures in my inbox, boob pictures to my inbox." "

Haha, if only this worked, I'd be asking for all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of the wardrobe !

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

If you anything like me, it will be exactly where you left it & even though you've checked several times, you've somehow managed to browse right past it. Try think of some of the content or a colour associated with it while your looking.

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By *apmanMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Would you have put it away somewhere or hidden it in plain sight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a trainee or apprentice burgler OP?

Is this a home work project?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a box in a box in a box in a hole under a hole under the patio o shite sorry that's the ex

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Slipped between something and a wall, eg the sofa, a desk or a toaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On top of a cabinet in the bathroom? The number of times I've left books up there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you have put it away somewhere or hidden it in plain sight?"

More likely somewhere I can see so I remember where it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a trainee or apprentice burgler OP?

Is this a home work project?

"

Shhhhh, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Slipped behind a radiator?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Found it!

I was looking for an envelope, turns out lost item was in a bloody pink A4 folder, so no wonder I didn't spot it!!

It was tucked between cookery books on the bookshelf.... I never cook so fuck knows why I put it somewhere so obscure!!

And now it must be time for a hot toddy.....

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Found it!

I was looking for an envelope, turns out lost item was in a bloody pink A4 folder, so no wonder I didn't spot it!!

It was tucked between cookery books on the bookshelf.... I never cook so fuck knows why I put it somewhere so obscure!!

And now it must be time for a hot toddy....."

I was just about to say that I know exactly where it, and any other lost items, will be - they'll be in the last place you'll look for them!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Put away with the post/letters you're gonna file some day.

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