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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hear me out people; if Boris Johnsons' hair was alive and talking I think I'd name it Wilfred. And Donald Trumps' hair also alive and talking I'd name it Benny. If they met, could you picture their hairs having a productive conversation about climate change etc? (Not on drugs just pure boredum)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always kind of thought Trumps hair would be more of a Willis or Wendy.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer gets the killer hair transplant? That’s my vision right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Names is one thing but what good is a name without a personality? If the hair took them to court, divorced them and set up on its own with a generous alimony payment what would it do. I reckon Trumps hair would move to the Midwest, try and disguise itself. Maybe get a job as a short order cook in a roadside diner before eventually giving in and picking up and murdering hitch hikers. Boris's Barnet though, I'm not too sure about. B. T. W I'm not on drugs either.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer gets the killer hair transplant? That’s my vision right now "

Yes!

"you've got to fight the hair dad!"

"but I look so youthful and hunky"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer gets the killer hair transplant? That’s my vision right now "

Taking me back to my childhood. Great memories. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Names is one thing but what good is a name without a personality? If the hair took them to court, divorced them and set up on its own with a generous alimony payment what would it do. I reckon Trumps hair would move to the Midwest, try and disguise itself. Maybe get a job as a short order cook in a roadside diner before eventually giving in and picking up and murdering hitch hikers. Boris's Barnet though, I'm not too sure about. B. T. W I'm not on drugs either. "

I like your thinking and how you have delved further into this.......whatever you'd like to call it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I like you. "

Who me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer gets the killer hair transplant? That’s my vision right now

Yes!

"you've got to fight the hair dad!"

"but I look so youthful and hunky"

"

That’s the one! It’s ace.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I think the two hairstyles should have a conference with Bobby Charlton's comb-over.

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