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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes or no ?

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

You mean, there’s another way?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Yes. Anything to help it in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean, there’s another way?"

Yes true !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a wonderful idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it stings my butthole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, get the can with the handy straw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big can is a bit girthy, but the 100ml works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it perish a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, it stings my butthole"

Stops it from squeaking though Dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to use conditioner, it makes the hair on my arse cheeks silky smooth

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm a Swarfega kind of girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wd40 silicone penetrant is the platinum standard

Peach x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl "

That or Pledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really WD40? I’ve never heard of anyone using that for anal. Lots of lube for sure but not WD40. Is it safe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicks is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really WD40? I’ve never heard of anyone using that for anal. Lots of lube for sure but not WD40. Is it safe? "

When you've run out of lube, there's no butter in the fridge and the olive oil is empty needs must....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vicks is better "

Hard core you know the score

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really WD40? I’ve never heard of anyone using that for anal. Lots of lube for sure but not WD40. Is it safe? "

Depends on how you use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vicks is better "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The big can is a bit girthy, but the 100ml works "

Winner haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vicks is better

Hard core you know the score

Peach x"

sorry i missed motd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pathetic question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less squeaky on the bumhole innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vicks is better "

I thought it was just me with the vicks fetish.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vicks is better

Hard core you know the score

Peach xsorry i missed motd"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vicks is better

I thought it was just me with the vicks fetish.....? "

not a fetish my arse is blocked up

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"pathetic question

"

I for one am disgusted.

Everyone knows lard is the best for anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl "

Goes to check my workshop...

WD40

Swarfega

Silicone plumbing spray

Penetrating oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pathetic question

I for one am disgusted.

Everyone knows lard is the best for anal. "

no no no beef drip is for beef curtains ffs you wouldnt put beef gravy on chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl "

especially with the great that's just kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really WD40? I’ve never heard of anyone using that for anal. Lots of lube for sure but not WD40. Is it safe?

When you've run out of lube, there's no butter in the fridge and the olive oil is empty needs must....

Peach x"

Needs must for sure - I’ve used coconut oil in a pinch.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d let you go in dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d let you go in dry "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pathetic question

"

As the rest of my life love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d let you go in dry "

Woah

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl

That or Pledge "

Pledge has a nicer smell though my ex would only allow Mr Sheen in her arse-hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d let you go in dry "

With pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you've got the can in there i guess you could take pretty much anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use some 75w140 synthetic gear oil, that stuffs made to be hammered.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Vicks is better "

I actually like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just use some 75w140 synthetic gear oil, that stuffs made to be hammered."

Like diesel a bit slow to start

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The young birds only need a bit of gentlemen’s relish, the ald ones need a good squirt of the trusty WD

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Axle Grease

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The young birds only need a bit of gentlemen’s relish, the ald ones need a good squirt of the trusty WD "
Ald?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Depends if you're oiling a door with wd-40 while having anal sex....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"The young birds only need a bit of gentlemen’s relish, the ald ones need a good squirt of the trusty WD Ald?"

30 +

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends if you're oiling a door with wd-40 while having anal sex...."

I can't do two things at once woman !

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The young birds only need a bit of gentlemen’s relish, the ald ones need a good squirt of the trusty WD "

‘Birds’!

Ald? Wtf !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The young birds only need a bit of gentlemen’s relish, the ald ones need a good squirt of the trusty WD

‘Birds’!

Ald? Wtf ! "

.you pissed off bhuyasi!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"The young birds only need a bit of gentlemen’s relish, the ald ones need a good squirt of the trusty WD

‘Birds’!

Ald? Wtf !

.you pissed off bhuyasi!!"

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Try "Fist It"

It does exactly what it says on the tin.

Available on Love Honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 17 me and an ex gf used butter for our first time

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When I was about 17 me and an ex gf used butter for our first time "
On toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only justifiable use for margarine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was about 17 me and an ex gf used butter for our first time On toast?"

That’s a daft reply... it was a cherry scone

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When I was about 17 me and an ex gf used butter for our first time On toast?

That’s a daft reply... it was a cherry scone "

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea


"Yes or no ? "

Oh gosh....what about butter then...un salted of course lol..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When I was about 17 me and an ex gf used butter for our first time On toast?

That’s a daft reply... it was a cherry scone "

You calling me daft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes or no ?

Oh gosh....what about butter then...un salted of course lol.. "

Love salted one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just use normal lube. Works fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because you could, doesnt mean you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck oil's cheaper.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"The big can is a bit girthy, but the 100ml works "

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was about 17 me and an ex gf used butter for our first time On toast?

That’s a daft reply... it was a cherry scone

You calling me daft "

I used butter for anal, think I’m the daft one here ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Duck oil's cheaper."

Squeezing a duck's not easy though.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

WD40 isn’t a lubricant, it’s a moisture excluder.

You want GT85, it’s got Teflon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WD40 isn’t a lubricant, it’s a moisture excluder.

You want GT85, it’s got Teflon. "

I'll redo a thread after then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"WD40 isn’t a lubricant, it’s a moisture excluder.

You want GT85, it’s got Teflon.

I'll redo a thread after then "

Do one now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WD40 isn’t a lubricant, it’s a moisture excluder.

You want GT85, it’s got Teflon.

I'll redo a thread after then

Do one now "

I can't ! They limited my thread to one a day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vicks is better

I actually like the sound of that "

babs loves a bit of ring sting eh

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"WD40 isn’t a lubricant, it’s a moisture excluder.

You want GT85, it’s got Teflon.

I'll redo a thread after then

Do one now

I can't ! They limited my thread to one a day now "

Eh?

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea


"Yes or no ?

Oh gosh....what about butter then...un salted of course lol..

Love salted one "

Yep same here,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WD40 isn’t a lubricant, it’s a moisture excluder.

You want GT85, it’s got Teflon.

I'll redo a thread after then

Do one now

I can't ! They limited my thread to one a day now

Eh?"

You know 'them' . The ones we don't talk about anymore ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard blood is a good lube

remember to cut down the vein and not across

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Vicks is better

I actually like the sound of that babs loves a bit of ring sting eh "

Castrol R is the real deal. Has that distinctive smell when firing on all cylinders.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Vicks is better

I actually like the sound of that babs loves a bit of ring sting eh "

Will it feel that a bit like Mint Tee Tree? If so, then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vicks is better

I actually like the sound of that babs loves a bit of ring sting eh

Will it feel that a bit like Mint Tee Tree? If so, then yes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The young birds only need a bit of gentlemen’s relish, the ald ones need a good squirt of the trusty WD Ald?

30 + "

Cheeky fecker you

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By *tter-quattroCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

Deep Heat might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuckin spit on it.

Apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the red heads on fab use copper slip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the red heads on fab use copper slip? "

Stops squeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the red heads on fab use copper slip?

Stops squeal. "

Copper slip does help to unscrew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it sad to mention galvanic reaction and corrosion at this point?

That thinking does make me wonder if glass toys or stainless steel toys are technically better and more hygienic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it sad to mention galvanic reaction and corrosion at this point?

That thinking does make me wonder if glass toys or stainless steel toys are technically better and more hygienic "

Humm, thinking about the acidity of fruit juices. Can you get fruit flavoured lubes and do they contain real fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone else said washing up liquid yet....?

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl "

Forget your ribbed condoms, those in the know get their extra stimuli from the gritty stuff in Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else said washing up liquid yet....?"

Excellent farting bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it sad to mention galvanic reaction and corrosion at this point?

That thinking does make me wonder if glass toys or stainless steel toys are technically better and more hygienic

Humm, thinking about the acidity of fruit juices. Can you get fruit flavoured lubes and do they contain real fruit?"

Yes you can but then again you can just mix lemon and lime together with butter to get a pretty effective lube ??. Just be sparing with the citrus content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pathetic question

"

The man's an idiot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont use Gunk, Rain X or T Cut !!!!

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By *2699Man
over a year ago

maldon

2 stroke oil ,for that in and out motion

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Yes or no ? "

Whatever helps it in, I normally use it to get gum out of my seats, but if it tickles your fancy, knock yourself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl "
the gritty one or the smooth gel

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By *mmoMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Yes or no ? "

Not without reading the relevant coshh statement first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COSHH: Care Of Shit Hole Health

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Helps stop my anus squeaking.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl the gritty one or the smooth gel "

The smooth of course, what do you think I am, some kind of pervert?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't pick up the wrong tin as if you grab ronseal damp sealer it will ruin the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more nails

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm a Swarfega kind of girl the gritty one or the smooth gel

The smooth of course, what do you think I am, some kind of pervert?! "

Yes.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Yes. Anything to help it in there "

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