FabSwingers.com forum: Unfortunate world record!

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

We've played with a few single fems, and, until recently, always had fun.

One, however, has got a bit too "attached" to me (Martin), and has professed undying love. At first it was cute, having her hanging around all the time, we put it down to the fact that she's a long way from home (America), and was lonely.

She ended up being very persistant, and we eventually had to get a restraining order.... and thats when we found out that we had set a new world record.

Now, let me explain... restraining orders usually say that the person should not get within a certain distance of their victim, say 100 metres. In this case, the judge took her job into consideration and set it at 2000 metres... hence the new world record.

Oh, her job?

She's a sniper in a SWAT team lol!!!

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over a year ago

So now you have told us where she is from and what she does for a living

whats next her address?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So now you have told us where she is from and what she does for a living

whats next her address?"
I'm expecting photos.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"So now you have told us where she is from and what she does for a living

whats next her address?"

psssssst... i think its a joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know her name, that way I can get a restraining order and beat them as I am farther away from her than they are

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"So now you have told us where she is from and what she does for a living

whats next her address?

psssssst... i think its a joke...

Thanks Fabio...... I thought it was obvious, but hey...... guess I'll stick to knock-knock ones next time!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Of course it's a joke! It says she fell for Martin .....

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Of course it's a joke! It says she fell for Martin ..... "

Oooofff.... thats a low blow... one more off the Xmas card list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge (thinking): "Hmmm. This is a tough one. I know I can send this woman back to the States. But what I'll do instead is issue an impractical and entirely unenforceable restraining order. That'll fix it! Now what's for lunch."

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