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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ash and Lorna are busy this evening

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Order a drink and behave please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys please! I'm very well behaved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys please! I'm very well behaved.

Large Baileys coming up, I’ll be keeping an eye on you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Aperol Spritz for me, please - much obliged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baileys please! I'm very well behaved.

Large Baileys coming up, I’ll be keeping an eye on you

Haha. I already am on you. Gosh another gorgeous outfit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw how did you know it had to be large?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirate juice and Pepsi please, unless I'm barred?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aperol Spritz for me, please - much obliged. "

Coming right up, will you behave this evening

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Raspberry and black current gin with old fashioned lemonade

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"[Pint of bull semen ordered by poster at 02/11/19 18:58:29]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pirate juice and Pepsi please, unless I'm barred?"

I’ll get you a large one me hearty

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Pint of bull semen ordered by poster at 02/11/19 18:58:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a Jack Daniels and x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pirate juice and Pepsi please, unless I'm barred?

I’ll get you a large one me hearty

Arrrrrrrrrr

Much obliged x

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

Vodka and lemonade did me coco cola for the mr x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raspberry and black current gin with old fashioned lemonade "

You want that shaken or stirred

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Aperol Spritz for me, please - much obliged.

Coming right up, will you behave this evening

I *always* behave!! Don’t I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort lemonade and lime please.

I always behave

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Raspberry and black current gin with old fashioned lemonade

You want that shaken or stirred

Either if served with a scantily clad lady that is licking her lips and has a filthy glint in eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a Jack Daniels and x

One jd and x coming right up

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Vodka and please, thrice the measures... I have to be a barman myself in a few hours so a drink is much needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pirate juice and Pepsi please, unless I'm barred?

I’ll get you a large one me hearty

Arrrrrrrrrr

Much obliged x"

Pleasures all mine

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Vodka and please, thrice the measures... I have to be a barman myself in a few hours so a drink is much needed

And cola*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and lemonade did me coco cola for the mr x"

Coming up, ice and slice

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Cheeky I was on my way. Ash has left me the key to the nibbles cupboard

Please may I have a Gordon’s gin with ice Cheeky?

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

"Vodka and lemonade did me coco cola for the mr x

Coming up, ice and slice

Mmm yes please

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade and lime please.

I always behave

Seeing as you always behave I’ll leave the bottle on the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeky I was on my way. Ash has left me the key to the nibbles cupboard

Please may I have a Gordon’s gin with ice Cheeky?

Evening Babs, I’m so pleased you’re here, I could do with a hand

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Raspberry and black current gin with old fashioned lemonade "

Actually this sounds lovely. Please may I have what Mike is having? I haven’t had Raspberry and Blackcurrant yet

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Dark rum & diet pepsi please in a tall glass with ice & lime

I only misbehave on wine

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Cheeky I was on my way. Ash has left me the key to the nibbles cupboard

Please may I have a Gordon’s gin with ice Cheeky?

Evening Babs, I’m so pleased you’re here, I could do with a hand

I won’t be around for long but let’s get some music on. Virtue could sort that out

Estella could start the dancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raspberry and black current gin with old fashioned lemonade

Actually this sounds lovely. Please may I have what Mike is having? I haven’t had Raspberry and Blackcurrant yet

Come on Babs, get your own, I can’t keep up

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Cheeky I was on my way. Ash has left me the key to the nibbles cupboard

Please may I have a Gordon’s gin with ice Cheeky?

Evening Babs, I’m so pleased you’re here, I could do with a hand

I won’t be around for long but let’s get some music on. Virtue could sort that out

Estella could start the dancing

I love a wiggle to music!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark rum & diet pepsi please in a tall glass with ice & lime

I only misbehave on wine

Here’s a large bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G & T for me, with a slice of lemon xx

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Dark rum & diet pepsi please in a tall glass with ice & lime

I only misbehave on wine

Here’s a large bottle of wine

Cheeky by name - cheeky by nature!

Even Mr KC worries when I'm on the wine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade and lime please.

I always behave

Seeing as you always behave I’ll leave the bottle on the bar

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oh thank you

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Raspberry and black current gin with old fashioned lemonade

Actually this sounds lovely. Please may I have what Mike is having? I haven’t had Raspberry and Blackcurrant yet

I have had pink gin and old fashioned lemonade before

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Raspberry and black current gin with old fashioned lemonade

Actually this sounds lovely. Please may I have what Mike is having? I haven’t had Raspberry and Blackcurrant yet

Come on Babs, get your own, I can’t keep up

I’m coming round. Let me pour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G & T for me, with a slice of lemon xx"

It’s all large measures this evening, is that ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have rum please...

No no the bottle will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys please! I'm very well behaved.

Large Baileys coming up, I’ll be keeping an eye on you

Haha. I already am on you. Gosh another gorgeous outfit!

Thank you, I took the photo especially for this evenings lounge bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have rum please...

No no the bottle will do"

Here’s the bottle and behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have rum please...

No no the bottle will do

Here’s the bottle and behave

I want a keg of spiced rum please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large white wine please x "

Bottle sized large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it to early for shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have rum please...

No no the bottle will do

Here’s the bottle and behave

And wheres the fun in that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have rum please...

No no the bottle will do

Here’s the bottle and behave

I want a keg of spiced rum please

Ok, help me lift it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo I'll have a cheeky pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it to early for shots "

Shots, I’ll join you, what we having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a couple of squirts of jungle juice from the optics please OP

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Spiced rum n ginger plz ,)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have rum please...

No no the bottle will do

Here’s the bottle and behave

I want a keg of spiced rum please

If its not "old J" i wouldnt bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi can I please have sex on the beach, I'm on my holidays!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a couple of squirts of jungle juice from the optics please OP

You want ice

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I would really like a Pina Colada served to me on a white sand beach by a couple of dusky maidens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo I'll have a cheeky pint "

Here’s your cheeky pint

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

I must say the service at the bar tonight is impeccable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it to early for shots

Shots, I’ll join you, what we having

Sambucca to start with and what ever you fancy

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Any entertainment on tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum n ginger plz ,)"

One ginger spice coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi can I please have sex on the beach, I'm on my holidays!!

You can do what you like, you’re on holiday

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By *ucidityWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooh, a nice gose for me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky your doing a great job behind the bar tonight x your run off your feet x im scared to ask you for another drink lol xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Please may I have a JD and x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please may I have a JD and x"

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Ash and Lorna are busy this evening

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Order a drink and behave please

Can I have a Cheeky Vimto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get you! Topless bar maid! I’ll have a pornstar martini please sexy lady. Can I have a boob squeeze too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky says she’s in the cellar changing a barrel so won’t be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large white wine please x

Bottle sized large

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Merlot please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Cheeky my dear chum

I'm working tomorrow up at stupid o'clock, so please may I have a pint of pink milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s my bloomin drink?! Don’t get this when DC covers! I’m off to spoons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where’s my bloomin drink?! Don’t get this when DC covers! I’m off to spoons "

I’m here, I’ve been in the cellar with that Mystique chap, hopeless at changing a barrel though he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where’s my bloomin drink?! Don’t get this when DC covers! I’m off to spoons

I’m here, I’ve been in the cellar with that Mystique chap, hopeless at changing a barrel though he is

Oh yeah? Oooooh PM me Hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right everyone free drinks at the bar, it’s happy hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky my dear chum

I'm working tomorrow up at stupid o'clock, so please may I have a pint of pink milk

Sorry Taff, here’s your milk, it’s a bit cold now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large Merlot please

One extra large merlot coming up

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By *ilthy and ProudCouple
over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

Ash and Lorna please may I have an Old fashioned.

It may take a while to make, so I am happy to entertain you meantime. Just tell me how...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ash and Lorna please may I have an Old fashioned.

It may take a while to make, so I am happy to entertain you meantime. Just tell me how..."

Ash and Lorna are busy this evening, but feel free to entertain me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Right everyone free drinks at the bar, it’s happy hour

I’m here for a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Cheeky. Looking gorgeous this evening - certainly an outfit that would pop my cork

May I have a dark & stormy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right everyone free drinks at the bar, it’s happy hour

I’m here for a large one

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right everyone free drinks at the bar, it’s happy hour

I’m here for a large one

Aren’t we all Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for a smooth one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Cheeky. Looking gorgeous this evening - certainly an outfit that would pop my cork

May I have a dark & stormy please

It’s my lounge bar attire

One dark and stormy coming up, whatever that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get d*unk but im skint so i shall leave and rob the first hobo i see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id get d*unk but im skint so i shall leave and rob the first hobo i see"

Stay. I’ll buy you a bud. I know you can’t handle two anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id get d*unk but im skint so i shall leave and rob the first hobo i see

Stay. I’ll buy you a bud. I know you can’t handle two anyway!

I’ll get him a nice cold water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky I was on my way. Ash has left me the key to the nibbles cupboard

Please may I have a Gordon’s gin with ice Cheeky?

Evening Babs, I’m so pleased you’re here, I could do with a hand

I won’t be around for long but let’s get some music on. Virtue could sort that out

Estella could start the dancing

Why did i miss this?

There are plenty better djs out there

and Im stuck in 90s today because of Intrigued

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By *er_kateCouple
over a year ago

manchester

whiskey green ginger wine and lemonade please been a long day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a JD and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whiskey green ginger wine and lemonade please been a long day

That’s a long drink, I’ll be back with it in 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il adopt me favourite position ‘ at the bar ‘. may I have an old rascal please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Cheeky. Looking gorgeous this evening - certainly an outfit that would pop my cork

May I have a dark & stormy please

It’s my lounge bar attire

One dark and stormy coming up, whatever that is

Dark spiced rum preferably Kraken, Fever Tree Ginger Beer and Limes all on the rocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Il adopt me favourite position ‘ at the bar ‘. may I have an old rascal please

You are a rascal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Cheeky. Looking gorgeous this evening - certainly an outfit that would pop my cork

May I have a dark & stormy please

It’s my lounge bar attire

One dark and stormy coming up, whatever that is

Dark spiced rum preferably Kraken, Fever Tree Ginger Beer and Limes all on the rocks.

Why can’t you have it in a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id get d*unk but im skint so i shall leave and rob the first hobo i see

Stay. I’ll buy you a bud. I know you can’t handle two anyway!

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i have my plus poinnts see its kicking in already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id get d*unk but im skint so i shall leave and rob the first hobo i see

Stay. I’ll buy you a bud. I know you can’t handle two anyway!

I’ll get him a nice cold water

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keep it i dont drink the stuff

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By *ka-sammi_n_danCouple
over a year ago

nantwich

Diet with no ice for me please... With a portion of submissive hunk to go with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

Let you off I’m easily missed lol cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

Let you off I’m easily missed lol cheers

I’ve not long written under you another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I please have a vodka ?

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By *ilthy and ProudCouple
over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

"Ash and Lorna please may I have an Old fashioned.

It may take a while to make, so I am happy to entertain you meantime. Just tell me how...

Ash and Lorna are busy this evening, but feel free to entertain me

Apologies, happy to entertain while drink materialises. You must be busy on your own there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky could i have 2 Jack Daniels with ice for me and sparkle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I please have a vodka ?

You may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il adopt me favourite position ‘ at the bar ‘. may I have an old rascal please

You are a rascal

Il take the ‘ old ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

Let you off I’m easily missed lol cheers

I’ve not long written under you another thread

I spotted that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I please have a vodka ?

You may

Thank you. I need a good drink that is for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeky could i have 2 Jack Daniels with ice for me and sparkle

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m just popping back down to the cellar to untie someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just popping back down to the cellar to untie someone

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By *hris toperMan
over a year ago

roscommon sligo mayo

7 and 7 please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7 and 7 please "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just popping back down to the cellar to untie someone

Blimey Nora, how did you get free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just popping back down to the cellar to untie someone

Blimey Nora, how did you get free

Haha mr mystique rescued me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just popping back down to the cellar to untie someone

Blimey Nora, how did you get free

Haha mr mystique rescued me "

I had him tied up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Cheeky. Looking gorgeous this evening - certainly an outfit that would pop my cork

May I have a dark & stormy please

It’s my lounge bar attire

One dark and stormy coming up, whatever that is

Dark spiced rum preferably Kraken, Fever Tree Ginger Beer and Limes all on the rocks.

Why can’t you have it in a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just popping back down to the cellar to untie someone

Blimey Nora, how did you get free

Haha mr mystique rescued me

I had him tied up too

He was obviously a boy scout

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

Thanks...needed that though ready for another please x

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over a year ago

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

Thanks...needed that though ready for another please x"

Cheeky nicking my drink!!!! Thought you was a cider girl

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By *carlettVanillaWoman
over a year ago

Gloucesterish

Firework display has me frozen!! Can i have an espresso martini please?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

Thanks...needed that though ready for another please x

Cheeky nicking my drink!!!! Thought you was a cider girl

Only when I'm driving....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a JD and please

Sorry, I missed you....here’s a double

Thanks...needed that though ready for another please x

Cheeky nicking my drink!!!! Thought you was a cider girl

Only when I'm driving....

I’ll remember that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping for Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Berry gin and martini cocktail x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Bumping for Babs

thank you

I didn’t know we were allowed to tie them up and keep them in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Berry gin and martini cocktail x"

That sounds lovely

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hang on ... has Cheeky gone and left the bar unattended?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on ... has Cheeky gone and left the bar unattended?

Free reign.

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over a year ago

"Hang on ... has Cheeky gone and left the bar unattended?

Free reign.

Ooooo sounds fun

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hang on ... has Cheeky gone and left the bar unattended?

Free reign.

Ooooo sounds fun "

Right you two, let’s crack open the nibbles and a bottle of something tasty

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over a year ago

"Hang on ... has Cheeky gone and left the bar unattended?

Free reign.

Ooooo sounds fun

Right you two, let’s crack open the nibbles and a bottle of something tasty

I like your thinking !! Let's get on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

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over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

Im very good at quick panic clean up!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Can we have a decaf Americano and a Latte please.

Will wash our cups up after.........promise.

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over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

Babs you have to help me get this bar back to normal.....pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Where’s my bloomin drink?! Don’t get this when DC covers! I’m off to spoons

I’m here, I’ve been in the cellar with that Mystique chap, hopeless at changing a barrel though he is

Oh yeah? Oooooh PM me Hun

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

Babs you have to help me get this bar back to normal.....pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee

I e been down in the cellar. They e left a right mess down there

When Ash comes we can hide

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Babs, you're still on it at this time? Such a lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I stayed away from the bar last night

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs, you're still on it at this time? Such a lush.

I know. It’s a hard life

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over a year ago

"I wish I stayed away from the bar last night

Did you overdo it at our virtual bar?

I’m sure I once convinced myself I had a hangover after spending hours in here

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over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

Babs you have to help me get this bar back to normal.....pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee

I e been down in the cellar. They e left a right mess down there

When Ash comes we can hide

Have I untied everyone

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

Babs you have to help me get this bar back to normal.....pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee

I e been down in the cellar. They e left a right mess down there

When Ash comes we can hide

Have I untied everyone

No but we can save him there for later

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over a year ago

"I wish I stayed away from the bar last night

Did you overdo it at our virtual bar?

I’m sure I once convinced myself I had a hangover after spending hours in here

I wish I’d gone to a virtual bar, I wouldn’t feel so rough right now.

Prosecco hangovers are lethal

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over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

Babs you have to help me get this bar back to normal.....pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee

I e been down in the cellar. They e left a right mess down there

When Ash comes we can hide

Have I untied everyone

No but we can save him there for later

Oooo who did I leave there

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I wish I stayed away from the bar last night

Did you overdo it at our virtual bar?

I’m sure I once convinced myself I had a hangover after spending hours in here

I wish I’d gone to a virtual bar, I wouldn’t feel so rough right now.

Prosecco hangovers are lethal

It's the bubbles innit, have a Pepsi Max

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I wish I stayed away from the bar last night

Did you overdo it at our virtual bar?

I’m sure I once convinced myself I had a hangover after spending hours in here

I wish I’d gone to a virtual bar, I wouldn’t feel so rough right now.

Prosecco hangovers are lethal

We will whisper and tip toe. Ssshhh everyone. I’ll send someone to massage your temples

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over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

Babs you have to help me get this bar back to normal.....pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee

I e been down in the cellar. They e left a right mess down there

When Ash comes we can hide

Have I untied everyone

No but we can save him there for later

Oooo who did I leave there

It could be Mr Mystique

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Thanks Cheeky and Babs for looking after the bar last night...

I hope i don't find any one tied up in the cellar!....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Thanks Cheeky and Babs for looking after the bar last night...

I hope i don't find any one tied up in the cellar!....

... *Whimpering* help me!

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

Damn that was a good night anyone see where my fella got to? X

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Thanks Cheeky and Babs for looking after the bar last night...

I hope i don't find any one tied up in the cellar!....

... *Whimpering* help me!"

Don't worry Lorna and I will rescue you...How many other forumites are missing

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over a year ago

Northampton

"Thanks Cheeky and Babs for looking after the bar last night...

I hope i don't find any one tied up in the cellar!....

... *Whimpering* help me!

Don't worry Lorna and I will rescue you...How many other forumites are missing

There's a few more here, best do a roll call!

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over a year ago

"Right everyone a quick clean up before Ash and Lorna wake up

I’ve popped the keys back

Babs you have to help me get this bar back to normal.....pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee

I e been down in the cellar. They e left a right mess down there

When Ash comes we can hide

Have I untied everyone

No but we can save him there for later

Oooo who did I leave there

It could be Mr Mystique

It’s me can someone bring me a cuppa! With a straw

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Damn that was a good night anyone see where my fella got to? X"

Based upon the comments - there was all sorts of mischief going on in the cellar

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

"Damn that was a good night anyone see where my fella got to? X

Based upon the comments - there was all sorts of mischief going on in the cellar

First place I looked he isn’t there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual F happened last night

The last thing I remember was going into the cellar and someone saying ‘does this hanky smell funny to you?’

Now I’ve got an incredibly sore anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too early for a pint is it

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Damn that was a good night anyone see where my fella got to? X

Based upon the comments - there was all sorts of mischief going on in the cellar

First place I looked he isn’t there"

Maybe you'll have to ask Santa for a new younger model then. Always look on the bright side

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