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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

..Well, it turns out my local Asda has literally ran out of milk. Why? I hear you ask!

It's because people have been panic buying because of the rain....

This small thing is a metaphor of how many complete idiots there are in this world..and we're all fucked.

Yes, I've got the grumps today..anyone wanna cheer me up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it's not because of Brexit? 2 days in and it's a war zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure it's not because of Brexit? 2 days in and it's a war zone. "

I heard it’s because polio is back

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We may have to break into the Christmas sprouts that have been boiling since Easter!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk"

And bread..don't forget the bread...what the hell am I going to put on my damn face if that goes?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk

And bread..don't forget the bread...what the hell am I going to put on my damn face if that goes?!?!?"

Not milk anyway

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

God, you're milking this thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk"

Hardcore.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"God, you're milking this thread!! "

Udderly uncalled for

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk

And bread..don't forget the bread...what the hell am I going to put on my damn face if that goes?!?!?

Not milk anyway"

I tried that. Broke my nose....I forgot to take it out of the bottle...

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"God, you're milking this thread!!

Udderly uncalled for "

These jokes are moos-ic to my ears

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

No milk...but you will get sovereignty back (available in self sealing packs) & a nice blue passport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im grumpy too the end is coming

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"No milk...but you will get sovereignty back (available in self sealing packs) & a nice blue passport."

All worth it, then!! I feel better already!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"No milk...but you will get sovereignty back (available in self sealing packs) & a nice blue passport."

Surely the milk will be sold in Pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..Well, it turns out my local Asda has literally ran out of milk. Why? I hear you ask!

It's because people have been panic buying because of the rain....

This small thing is a metaphor of how many complete idiots there are in this world..and we're all fucked.

Yes, I've got the grumps today..anyone wanna cheer me up?"

what ever next...you be getting breast milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im grumpy too the end is coming "

grumpy...when you are surrounded by a bevvy of beauties

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk"

This is how we riot in Britain; quietly and calmly so the neighbours don't see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im grumpy too the end is coming

grumpy...when you are surrounded by a bevvy of beauties

"
they cant have my penis when u fly with angels mortals aint the same

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk"

A more appropriate purchase would be Mentos and Diet Coke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk

A more appropriate purchase would be Mentos and Diet Coke

And pot noodles

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk

A more appropriate purchase would be Mentos and Diet Coke

And pot noodles "

Not poodles...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk

A more appropriate purchase would be Mentos and Diet Coke

And pot noodles

Not poodles...

Won’t the curly hairs get stuck in your teeth

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Probably because of folk rioting because of the brexit thing not happening.

Yes when I riot what I do is buy milk

A more appropriate purchase would be Mentos and Diet Coke

And pot noodles "

Bombay Bad Boys

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