FabSwingers.com forum: Things you shouldn't put in the freezer...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My gran when she was alive bless her, used to put milk in the freezer so when you came round for a cup of tea it always tasted funny due to the freezing process of the milk.

Any others?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The cat

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Old people, never put them in the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cat"

Very true, but who would be cruel enough to do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my kids .... despite it being sound proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sandwiches .... when thawed the bread is always soggy

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Ice cream, it is best eaten as soon as you're home from shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potential meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The TV remote...

Yep I’ve accidentally done that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sandwiches .... when thawed the bread is always soggy "

Believe it or not a lot of "fresh" produce that supermarkets sell has been frozen before it's sent in transit.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Your Gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My gran when she was alive bless her, used to put milk in the freezer so when you came round for a cup of tea it always tasted funny due to the freezing process of the milk.

Any others?"
your penis besides anything else closing the door hurts like Buggery

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Kids

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Your wife’s head

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mayo it separates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bodies of your vanquished foes

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

raw eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your wife’s head "

I hope you are on about while it is still attached to the rest of her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dick unless you've no other way of getting it hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches .... when thawed the bread is always soggy

Believe it or not a lot of "fresh" produce that supermarkets sell has been frozen before it's sent in transit."

their thawing process must be better than my ignore the sandwich in the bag method

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Peeled spuds...they go black....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Your dick unless you've no other way of getting it hard.

#dicksickle

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

My granny used to put her tights in the freezer, she removed them first

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I forgot to say mushrooms, they go a bit peculiar

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I found my glasses in there once after a good night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Microwaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phones, yes I've done it.

Very d*unk, ate all the ice cream and put my phone in there before I went to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne ! I put one in before a party just for ten minutes and forgot all about it ! Yes it had exploded in the freezer ! £120 down the drain x

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Don't put a bottle a dark fruit cider in the freezer to chill and forget about it . Broken glass shards and red coloured ice is messy to clean up the following day

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My purse.

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Your tits..unless its a chest freezer.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Your tits..unless its a chest freezer."

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Water...it goes hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Magners cider

Then fall asleep

Glass everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dick unless you've no other way of getting it hard.

#dicksickle "

#suckalot

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By *ackey102Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk

Bodies of those that didn't listen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plutonium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex apparently, still, the judge saw the funny side of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Your dick unless you've no other way of getting it hard.

#dicksickle

#suckalot"

Slurpalicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your tits..unless its a chest freezer."
Ba-dum-tsh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Urban dictionary says....

Shit

Shit in a condom frozen becomes a shildo

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

The kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kettle "

I've put the kettle in the fridge before

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"raw eggs"
yokes you can freeze and reuse of custards and omlettes etc. Whites not so sure about..

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I have never done that. Have done a few stupid things in the past though

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"My gran when she was alive bless her, used to put milk in the freezer so when you came round for a cup of tea it always tasted funny due to the freezing process of the milk.

Any others?"

I remember when I was a child, Helping my gran look for her purse. It was only when she found a thawing haddock in her apron pocket, That she realised that her purse was in the freezer.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Vibrators

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Halloween lanterns from a pissed up night before thinking they are packs of ham

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Urban dictionary says....

Shit

Shit in a condom frozen becomes a shildo

That sounds kinda gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead bodies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Urban dictionary says....

Shit

Shit in a condom frozen becomes a shildo

That sounds kinda gross

It sure does. I didn't make it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fishy fingers best to leave them where they are

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