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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its no good.

I gotta have one, i aint got a corkscrew to open me giant bottle of wine and im all grrrrrrrr because of it and i needs a fag and got none.

HELPPPPPPPPPPP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flutter your eyelashes at your next door neighbour they might lend you one hun

nightmare! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, you can get the cork out with an adapted coat hanger! C'mere i'll show ya how!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ITS the hand to mouth thingy....

i needs summat nice in me mouth

and all my coat hangers posh ya know...

not these wire thingys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"flutter your eyelashes at your next door neighbour they might lend you one hun

nightmare! x"
pop round to the riftswood you can borrow my swiss army knife lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

coff.......

i aint walking all the way up there.

ill smash the top before that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"coff.......

i aint walking all the way up there.

ill smash the top before that.

"
send a cab if your desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

getting some clothes on and going next door is desperate. lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right..........

back in ten ..ish

they may have summat stronger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just suck the cork till it pops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Look,

i may be good with me mouth but i aint got suction like an hydrolic thingy....

anyways, after a tip from someone i knows

I popped the cork by pushing it in

ok ok, so it was a little quick and am now enjoying a glass of red.

And with clean nightie on too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shouldnt have bothered ya know....

this wine crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screws rule oops i mean screw caps on wine bottles

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