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Things you shouldn't put in the microwave....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Eggs are either snotty or rubberised.

What else?

Foil obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that would be better in an oven. I use it for liquid stuff, but anything that would be crispy or crunchy it's a no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacket potatoes.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Watermelons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jacket potatoes. "

See I have done jackets on combination to start with and microwave to finish then if they are not crispy enough finished in the oven and they are nice and take a fraction of the time. But I know what you mean. The texture isn't as fluffy.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Jacket potatoes. "

I microwave jacket spuds and then put them in the oven. It means I get crispy potato skin (yummy) and much quicker than just the oven.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rats"

Anything alive obviously. Cruelty is abhorrent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jacket potatoes.

See I have done jackets on combination to start with and microwave to finish then if they are not crispy enough finished in the oven and they are nice and take a fraction of the time. But I know what you mean. The texture isn't as fluffy. "

I always mess it up. I’ve tried starting them in the microwave and finishing off on the oven. I think I probably get the timings wrong. I could burn salad me!

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

The only things I use the microwave for is, milk for a hot chocolate and reheating left overs.

However I do hate when people microwave soup haha soup should be gently heated to avoid boiling and ruining the flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs still in the shell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jacket potatoes.

See I have done jackets on combination to start with and microwave to finish then if they are not crispy enough finished in the oven and they are nice and take a fraction of the time. But I know what you mean. The texture isn't as fluffy.

I always mess it up. I’ve tried starting them in the microwave and finishing off on the oven. I think I probably get the timings wrong. I could burn salad me! "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only things I use the microwave for is, milk for a hot chocolate and reheating left overs.

However I do hate when people microwave soup haha soup should be gently heated to avoid boiling and ruining the flavour "

Microwaved custard is good

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Cinnamon buns.10 seconds will freshen them up but they'll then go hard and rubbery! If you eat them,massive indigestion awaits.

Voice of experience

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"The only things I use the microwave for is, milk for a hot chocolate and reheating left overs.

However I do hate when people microwave soup haha soup should be gently heated to avoid boiling and ruining the flavour "

You don't need to boil soup anytime, either on a hob, or in a microwave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eggs still in the shell"

They are great if you have time to clean an eggsploded microwave out every time

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Pig's head the eyes pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats or squirrels

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Jacket potatoes.

See I have done jackets on combination to start with and microwave to finish then if they are not crispy enough finished in the oven and they are nice and take a fraction of the time. But I know what you mean. The texture isn't as fluffy.

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I always mess it up. I’ve tried starting them in the microwave and finishing off on the oven. I think I probably get the timings wrong. I could burn salad me! "

Obviously the BEST way to do jacket potatoes is wrapped in foil and buried at the bottom of a camp fire.

Cal

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Whole eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cinnamon buns.10 seconds will freshen them up but they'll then go hard and rubbery! If you eat them,massive indigestion awaits.

Voice of experience "

I think anything like that, even pizza goes really hard once it cools down if it's been zapped to refresh it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jacket potatoes.

See I have done jackets on combination to start with and microwave to finish then if they are not crispy enough finished in the oven and they are nice and take a fraction of the time. But I know what you mean. The texture isn't as fluffy.

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I always mess it up. I’ve tried starting them in the microwave and finishing off on the oven. I think I probably get the timings wrong. I could burn salad me!

Obviously the BEST way to do jacket potatoes is wrapped in foil and buried at the bottom of a camp fire.

Cal"

Oh yes! Definitely. With real butter too.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Cups with metal paint on the handle apparently! Didn’t work well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only things I use the microwave for is, milk for a hot chocolate and reheating left overs.

However I do hate when people microwave soup haha soup should be gently heated to avoid boiling and ruining the flavour

You don't need to boil soup anytime, either on a hob, or in a microwave."

Agreed. Not sure on the cooking time bang it on for a minute, check if it's hot enough and keep going if it isn't. Once you have a rough idea how hot things get and for what time, you can just about judge anything without it boiling unless that is what you are after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pig's head the eyes pop. "

Jesus Christ, who eats a pigs head?

I've heard of pigs cheeks, but that is pretty grim.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Any type of cutlery...I learnt the hard way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whole eggs"

Eggsplosive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cups with metal paint on the handle apparently! Didn’t work well! "

Or bowls, they definitely spark and I saw a show saying that it's a misconception about microwaves. But I don't care what anyone says I have seen metallic items arc inside one. Also a grape creates plasma inside one.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Eggs are either snotty or rubberised.

What else?

Foil obviously."

The little handle things for corn on the cob.

My dad forgot they had metal prongs and killed the microwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any type of cutlery...I learnt the hard way "

Someone said that in PM

Definitely not good.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Apparently milk is one of the worst things you could microwave. I try to avoid microwaving anything if possible and only use it as a last resort. Im convinced my kids get sick less often as a result.

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Jacket potatoes.

I microwave jacket spuds and then put them in the oven. It means I get crispy potato skin (yummy) and much quicker than just the oven.

Cal"

The skins, if done in the oven, are the best bit

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Lettuce & cucumber.

I remember buying frozen Donner kebabs from a supermarket years ago. Meat and pitta was just about edible, but hot lettuce and cucumber. It was like eating fresh sick.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road


"Apparently milk is one of the worst things you could microwave. I try to avoid microwaving anything if possible and only use it as a last resort. Im convinced my kids get sick less often as a result. "

spot on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently milk is one of the worst things you could microwave. I try to avoid microwaving anything if possible and only use it as a last resort. Im convinced my kids get sick less often as a result. "

I will say this to anyone that's reading the thread, be careful when microwaving anything liquid as I have seen first hand gravy explode out of a jug due to it carrying on cooking after the microwave pinged and as soon as it came out of the microwave it went all over and burnt an old colleagues neck.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Kids

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Your gin soaked purse with your debit card in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your gin soaked purse with your debit card in it. "

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your glasses "

That's an expensive mistake if that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fly ..... my brother did it as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Freezer's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your glasses

That's an expensive mistake if that happens "
omg i can't see wheres my glasses jeez i microwaved them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a fly ..... my brother did it as a kid "

I once had a halogen uplighting lamp in the living room that was really bright and a fly landed on it, I heard a electric hum and then smelt the smell of said fly as the halogen burnt the oversized blue bottle to a crisp. The smell of burning hair and must tools weeks to get out of the house, so I can imagine in the microwave it's similar

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Whole raw eggs!

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife


"

I will say this to anyone that's reading the thread, be careful when microwaving anything liquid as I have seen first hand gravy explode out of a jug due to it carrying on cooking after the microwave pinged and as soon as it came out of the microwave it went all over and burnt an old colleagues neck. "

This happened to d the other day, tried to reheat a forgotten coffee, it exploded after he went to stir it from removing.. Very lucky that it missed him..

L xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Your gin soaked purse with your debit card in it.

Is that a euphemism?"

Nope. Just a fucking stupid thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a convention microwave

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I cook eggs in the microwave, poached and scrambled. Just prick the yolks for poached so they don't explode.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

People.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Plants.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Our last microwave (RIP little fella) had a handbook that said that you could put foil in it, so long as the foil didnt have any sticky-out bits that would act like lightening conductors (it was worded way more technical than that but thats what it meant). Never had the balls to try it.

BTW, this one died cos our daughter would pretty much use it for EVERYTHING, and never clean it

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By *ackey102Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk

Your ex's head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your self

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tiny little surfers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hobo children your food will never taste the same again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uranium

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Get a convention microwave "

Ours is not big enough to hold one, thank god.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Dildo's /cock rings/vibrators

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Your ex's head"

Ohhh... I don't know about that...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Batteries

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We use the microwave all the time especially for cooking veg.

Little bit of water and a pierced seal, steams the veg in no time. Still a little give and still full of the good stuff.

Not boiled to an inch of their lives.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Foil or anything metallic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon and anuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used rubbers

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Another microwave.

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey

I am really bad with microwaves... But from experience muller rice pudding... It explodes. And the orher one is butter in foil.... It caught fire.

I don't have a microwave anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gremlins

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