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"Morning auntie P Please tell me what to wear for my night out tonight before I throw a big strop " Hot dog costume whilst holding a Kermit puppet. Each time you enter a room you must jump through the door and shout "ALBUQUERQUE" | |||
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"Dear Auntie P I'm in a quandary. An ex has got intouch. Is there a possible way of telling him to feck off nicely or do I go the brutal way. Yours truly Scarlett " You ask the question... "Would you prefer me to tell you what I really think via giant carrier pigeon that will shit on your head with the gusto of an albatross or letter bomb?" | |||
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"Morning auntie P Please tell me what to wear for my night out tonight before I throw a big strop Hot dog costume whilst holding a Kermit puppet. Each time you enter a room you must jump through the door and shout "ALBUQUERQUE"" That outfit will be popular in the theatre. I love it! Thanks auntie P you're the best | |||
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"Morning auntie P Please tell me what to wear for my night out tonight before I throw a big strop Hot dog costume whilst holding a Kermit puppet. Each time you enter a room you must jump through the door and shout "ALBUQUERQUE" That outfit will be popular in the theatre. I love it! Thanks auntie P you're the best " Most welcome sprout | |||
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"Dear Auntie P I'm in a quandary. An ex has got intouch. Is there a possible way of telling him to feck off nicely or do I go the brutal way. Yours truly Scarlett You ask the question... "Would you prefer me to tell you what I really think via giant carrier pigeon that will shit on your head with the gusto of an albatross or letter bomb?" " Not into pigeon shit. Go with the letter bomb | |||
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"Dear Auntie P I'm in a quandary. An ex has got intouch. Is there a possible way of telling him to feck off nicely or do I go the brutal way. Yours truly Scarlett You ask the question... "Would you prefer me to tell you what I really think via giant carrier pigeon that will shit on your head with the gusto of an albatross or letter bomb?" Not into pigeon shit. Go with the letter bomb " No ya wally, that's what you reply to him that should send the message loud n clear without using the actual words "fuck off ya cunt, I don't wanna know" whilst motioning the wanker sign. | |||
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"Dear Auntie P I'm in a quandary. An ex has got intouch. Is there a possible way of telling him to feck off nicely or do I go the brutal way. Yours truly Scarlett You ask the question... "Would you prefer me to tell you what I really think via giant carrier pigeon that will shit on your head with the gusto of an albatross or letter bomb?" Not into pigeon shit. Go with the letter bomb No ya wally, that's what you reply to him that should send the message loud n clear without using the actual words "fuck off ya cunt, I don't wanna know" whilst motioning the wanker sign." Love that word wally | |||
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"Dear auntie P, I was visited by some Jehovah’s Witnesses earlier in the week. They informed me that the end of the world is very soon. I subsequently enquired if they had therefore suitably armed themselves for the ensuing zombie apocalypse to which they seemed to take offence and abruptly left. My question - which they very rudely failed to answer! - is: If I get bitten by a zombie and turn, will I still go to the afterlife if I subsequently get killed as a zombie?" Fuck knows, but get your camera out coz that's next years Halloween pics sorted | |||
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