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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ya gotta luv her

just spoke to her on the phone

she was telling me that my niece is minding someones lizard whilst they are away on holiday

and i quote :

'oh stephen, she's got to feed it live lobsters'

now either that is one classy lizard or she meant locusts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha.. this made me chuckle. And brought an image of a gecko in a suit dining on a bit of surf and turf.

I wonder who would win in a fight between a lobster and a lizard? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and did ya know there is a character on eastenders called 'ian beagle' ?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Love this!

Gotta love our Mums and their sayings.

She told my little one to 'depress buzz's button' which made me giggle as I immediately thought of him telling buzz lightyear these really sad stories to depress him.

My dad goes on about youthes smoking spivs. Havent got the heart to tell him it's spliffs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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My mum once asked me what you did with Magnet Trout peas (Mange Tout). I still call em that now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

then there was that well known DIY store 'Do It All by yourself'

and my favourite one liner made on an overnight cross channel ferry 'ooh this is lovely, it's just like being on a ship'

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

When I was nobbut as high as a bulldogs' knee, I told a neighbour that we'd been to Knowsley Safari Park and I'd seen a Rhinoceros....said neighbour complimented Mammy Caz on the ability of her offspring to say such a big word at such a tender age and Mammy Caz responded with the immortal phrase "It's not so difficult to say Rhineroserous", henceforth, no-one in our family has ever said anything other than Rhineroserous ever since

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Another one was getting told off for putting my little one in a GAP shirt.

'Oh Louise, you do know his top says Gay and Proud'

I don't care what my sons sexuality will be, but he is 2 ffs!

My mum still tells me off for smoking in the street and how unlady like it is.

Where else am I going to smoke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and on said niece spending time overnight with a gentleman ten or so years her senior

'she says they're just friends, but you're not telling me they sit up all night playing bloody monopoly'

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