FabSwingers.com forum: Omg I think I’m gonna die

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve come out tonight to a club so cleaned my butt with a douche thing.

I’ve just got to town and realised I’ve left it on the side of the bathroom sink...and my 2 teenage boys are home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhhh dear!

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I’ve come out tonight to a club so cleaned my butt with a douche thing.

I’ve just got to town and realised I’ve left it on the side of the bathroom sink...and my 2 teenage boys are home

Oh dear! Will they know what it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve come out tonight to a club so cleaned my butt with a douche thing.

I’ve just got to town and realised I’ve left it on the side of the bathroom sink...and my 2 teenage boys are home

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rookie mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaah how embarrassing. Let’s hope in their lazy state as teenage boys they are oblivious and don’t even think about it - mrs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll probably be using it to squirt water at each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell em if they ask you was severely constipated earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deny all liability and ground them both for 2 weeks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Trick or Treat!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"No shit

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Just tell them it for hydrotherapy.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Say it's for ear irrigation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done this myself with a teenage daughter in the house... I just said it's good to have a clean out every once in a while... ha ha I was like a rabbit in the headlights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones got it in his mouth like a dummy

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My Eldest was popping in to feed the cat while I was away

I received a very snotty text

'do you really have to leave your dildos on the draining board Mother?'

Oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them it's something the doc gave you for certain "women's problems". They'll never ask about it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Eldest was popping in to feed the cat while I was away

I received a very snotty text

'do you really have to leave your dildos on the draining board Mother?'

Oooops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ones got it in his mouth like a dummy"

I should hope not, they’re 17 and 15 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I’ve come out tonight to a club so cleaned my butt with a douche thing.

I’ve just got to town and realised I’ve left it on the side of the bathroom sink...and my 2 teenage boys are home

vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve come out tonight to a club so cleaned my butt with a douche thing.

I’ve just got to town and realised I’ve left it on the side of the bathroom sink...and my 2 teenage boys are home

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best thing you can do is not deny it and don't be embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say i got a bum deal on sanitary items and if they say mum do you think we're stupid say butt its all white now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or announce you were horny and wanted a good assfucking. So you douched your ass 1st.

That'd shut em up lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or announce you were horny and wanted a good assfucking. So you douched your ass 1st.

That'd shut em up lol."

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

There is a chance that they won't go near the sink. Style it out. Move it when you get home and never mention it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deny all liability and ground them both for 2 weeks

Grounding teenage kids left right and centre on here tonight aren’t ya?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Reminds me of the time I left Mr Pink drying off in the en-suite sink. I’d forgotten all about it until the cleaner found it and started running around screaming. She was horrified, ‘please tell me that’s for medicinal purposes!!!’

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

The chances of teenage boys going anywhere near the bathroom are fairly remote to be honest so don't panic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reminds me of the time I left Mr Pink drying off in the en-suite sink. I’d forgotten all about it until the cleaner found it and started running around screaming. She was horrified, ‘please tell me that’s for medicinal purposes!!!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They probably won't even notice it. Teenagers are in their own little world

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sorry had to laugh....if mine saw that I think they'd assume it was some kind of kitchen gadget. You'll be ok, if they ask say it's a baster or an icing thing.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Sorry had to laugh....if mine saw that I think they'd assume it was some kind of kitchen gadget. You'll be ok, if they ask say it's a baster or an icing thing."

Yep tell them you've been practicing for the Christmas dinner early this year.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Did your boys say anything?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Tell them that's your playstation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Go for a full double bluff.

Walk into the living room and give it "which one of you dirty little bastards left an anal douche in the bathroom"??

They'll be too busy denying all knowledge to consider accusing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn’t laugh but the replies are hilarious. Hope all is ok OP

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Did your boys say anything?

I would also like to know if they did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure you can convince them if it comes up that being clean is the future and they should try it....

I doubt it will ever get mentioned again

Still it would great to get an update tomorrow

Stephen

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"I’ve come out tonight to a club so cleaned my butt with a douche thing.

I’ve just got to town and realised I’ve left it on the side of the bathroom sink...and my 2 teenage boys are home

I left mine in the bathroom at the hotel i stay at most weeks for work... i was dreading going back the next week, not quite the same embarassment but still taht same omg moment! Best of luck !

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

As long as they don't think it's a milk frother for cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well neither of them said anything but I’m sure they must have seen it cos it was knocked over when I got home.

At least the dog didn’t get to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well neither of them said anything but I’m sure they must have seen it cos it was knocked over when I got home.

At least the dog didn’t get to it

the shame the shame

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