FabSwingers.com forum: Corniest come to bed lines!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once played football with a mate who told women. “Call me Fred Flintstone and I’ll show you how to make my Bedrock!”

It never worked.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'm shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo fit, let's 69'it on my bunkbed!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Marks out of ten? I'd give you one.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Bookmarking for laughter later

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Do you have pet insurance as I'm going to destroy your pussy

Heard that one twice now

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face and i will guess yer weight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit on my face and i will guess yer weight!"

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired shall WE go up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shoes.... wanna fuck?

It didn't work, but it's a great line all the same

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By *attoodchapMan
over a year ago

Swansea

I'm an arsonist and a fireman.....first I'll get you hot and then leave you wet!

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By *all_Bearded_And_IrishMan
over a year ago

Essex

You remind me of my little toe because when I’m d*unk later, I’m going to bang you on the kitchen table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have pet insurance as I'm going to destroy your pussy

Heard that one twice now "
but did it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have pet insurance as I'm going to destroy your pussy

Heard that one twice now "
but he only said it oncccce

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Hows about "do you want to come to bed"

If she says yes then go to bed and if she says no then go on your own.

Better been direct as it saves all that beating about the bush stuff.

A big yawn and say am for bed as am tired. Are you coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a guy who would beckon a woman using his little finger. If they then approached him his line was "if my little finger could make you come, imagine what the rest of me could do". Only thing it ever got him was rolled eyes. And, on one memorable occasion, a slap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever" worked on my ex missus. Bloody wish it hadn't.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Have you any Irish in you

Would you like some

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: would you like a night of amazing sex?

Her: no

Me: then you're talking to right guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me: would you like a night of amazing sex?

Her: no

Me: then you're talking to right guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me: would you like a night of amazing sex?

Her: no

Me: then you're talking to right guy

Stop ignoring my WhatsApp you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once heard a guy in a nightclub say to a girl...

"So, if you fancy a shag, I'll be in the last cubicle in the gents. Just give me ten minutes because I need a shit first."

I really hope it didn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once heard a guy in a nightclub say to a girl...

"So, if you fancy a shag, I'll be in the last cubicle in the gents. Just give me ten minutes because I need a shit first."

I really hope it didn't work. "

hope it did work

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I like you’re necklace I fancy something around my neck how about you’re legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Life is full of regrets. How about you make me one of yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be your Krakatoa. Let my lava flow all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I'm not being forward, but, do you mind if I chew on your butt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tits

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

I've lost my number, can I borrow yours...

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Your legs are in the wrong place.

They should be round my ears.

Always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like coffee with your cornflakes in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my bed.

You're in your bed.

One of us is in the wrong place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Got any Welsh in you?

Would you like some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know someone who uses this and it never works haha..... How would you like old age creeping all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you got pet insurance, because I'm going to destroy your pussy

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