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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

How long do you think you would last in a horror movie..... are you ‘I’ll be right back’; sacrifice for the team; or a survivor and in the next movie

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I know all the cliches and build ups to jump scares so I should be able to navigate my way to a few sequels

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I definitely wouldn’t be the one who stops to look behind me when running away. Why do they do that?!

Lou x

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well I wouldn't be the cliché couple getting frisky who gets snuffed out. I'd probably be the smart one who sacrificed himself towards the end I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the one you never see. The one that said "Sod that, im not going in there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be killed off in the introduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be an early victim, taken out whilst busy reassuring everyone it was a figment of their imagination.

If I survived as far as the terrified ‘running through a wood’ bit I reckon I’d have a good chance by then though. I’m pretty good at outdoor direction finding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be the villain who can’t be killed kinda like a Jason character

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I would be utterly terrible and probably wouldn't even make the opening credits

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Killed in the first three minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the dick head who doesnt move out of the haunted house because I'm stubborn and the ghost ain't paying no rent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off sick that day!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World

If there is running involved then I'm a gonner very early on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id survive the first one by a combination or pure luck and not getting laid......

Id get cocky finally have sex and die in the first scene of the sequal

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Well, I certainly wouldn't be the idiotic one that goes into the cellar when the lights are broken and they don't have a torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it involves running I'll just have to sacrifice myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have my own franchise

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

I would turn the lights on when I walked into my house, never understood why films feel the need for people to wander around in the dark,so I might make it to scene 2

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Loving the answers

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

No volunteering, no wandering away from the group.

Never investigate a strange noise.

Find a big sharp pointy thing or better still a big shooting thing, stand in the corner and wait till daylight.

I'm in it for the long run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely think am a Sequel kind of guy maybe Part 3 or 4 !

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

O I’d be out within the first 10 minutes as juciy. The blonde bimbo always gets knocked off first. Usually naked in a shower or skipping through the fields singing

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'd be the sarcastic bitch that predicts how and when other people die then I'd have a really stupid death at the end, like tripping over and cracking my head open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be the one on the killing spree!..

Backing music would be tiny Tim - tiptoe through the tulips

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Dave was the last member of our group to be killed in Gangsters Guns and Zombies (a real feature film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um, not very long. I think I'd be the useless one sobbing in the corner. I'd be an easy kill.

(IF ANYONE IS SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT MURDERING ME PLEASE DON'T I'M JUST KIDDING I'M NOT AN EASY KILL AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH ME!! YEAH YOU BETTER BE SCARED!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the motherfucker who takes the bastard out in the final scene then says something witty before giving a final skull stomp

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um, not very long. I think I'd be the useless one sobbing in the corner. I'd be an easy kill.

(IF ANYONE IS SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT MURDERING ME PLEASE DON'T I'M JUST KIDDING I'M NOT AN EASY KILL AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH ME!! YEAH YOU BETTER BE SCARED!)

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Fuck sake guess Ill have to find something else to do for Halloween so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fuck sake guess Ill have to find something else to do for Halloween so"

Yeah you better find something else!! I'll knock you out I'm so hard *flexes muscles*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll probably survive the whole film as I won’t be one of them knobs who decides to investigate why that man is stood in the window naked holding his mum’s head in hand with a big roaster on

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The responses have made me laugh... I it’s heading to a satire horror

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd get taken but then would annoy them so much with my inane chatter that they/he/she would bring me back x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Remember the golden rules of survival everyone: Don’t have sex - you’ll die! Don’t take drugs - you’ll die! Don’t split up from the group in a wholly chivalrous yet injudicious attempt to check out the darkened cellar/bedroom etc - you’ll die!

Also - if fleeing from the masked killer, be mindful to jog rather than sprint or else you’ll invariably fall arse over head over the obligatory tree root/box/random piece of inconveniently discarded debris and sprain your ankle thus making you the next victim

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As a bonus survival technique, when faced with the somewhat ominous threat of a serial killer/monster at large, always be sure to align yourself with any goody two shoes virgins or nerds within your group - for they generally have the best chances to survive

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

I'd be crap in a horror film as I'd be turning all the lights on and telling my daughter to stop playing that creepy music so loud

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Remember the golden rules of survival everyone: Don’t have sex - you’ll die! Don’t take drugs - you’ll die! Don’t split up from the group in a wholly chivalrous yet injudicious attempt to check out the darkened cellar/bedroom etc - you’ll die!

Also - if fleeing from the masked killer, be mindful to jog rather than sprint or else you’ll invariably fall arse over head over the obligatory tree root/box/random piece of inconveniently discarded debris and sprain your ankle thus making you the next victim "

I’ll add.... don’t say ‘I’ll be right back’, you won’t be; don’t believe the cocky one who yells ‘yes we beat it / got away’ you’re next as the last word escapes your mouth; and always look forwards when running, better chance of survival

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a bonus survival technique, when faced with the somewhat ominous threat of a serial killer/monster at large, always be sure to align yourself with any goody two shoes virgins or nerds within your group - for they generally have the best chances to survive "

Note to director.... need people from outside Fab

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Remember the golden rules of survival everyone: Don’t have sex - you’ll die! Don’t take drugs - you’ll die! Don’t split up from the group in a wholly chivalrous yet injudicious attempt to check out the darkened cellar/bedroom etc - you’ll die!

Also - if fleeing from the masked killer, be mindful to jog rather than sprint or else you’ll invariably fall arse over head over the obligatory tree root/box/random piece of inconveniently discarded debris and sprain your ankle thus making you the next victim

I’ll add.... don’t say ‘I’ll be right back’, you won’t be; don’t believe the cocky one who yells ‘yes we beat it / got away’ you’re next as the last word escapes your mouth "

Ha ha - absolutely, if any one in your group starts to celebrate and gloat that the killer is dead, immediately distance yourself from their immediate proximity as their gory death is imminent

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Statistically, as long as their not getting d*unk, engaging in premarital sex and bullying other characters, ladies have a better chance of survival in horror movies.

Therefore, chaps, dress as a woman - it could save your life

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I would hope I could survive most of the film by not popping down to the cellar, not popping up to the attic, not popping out to the barn, not popping out to investigate that weird noise we all hear, not popping out to the woods to find that mysterious cave everyone talks about, I think I got it sussed

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another quickie tip: Never ever travel by car when a killer is at large; It will inevitably not start when you need it to and/or will break down at the very worst possible moment - both of which may well lead to your grisly demise.

Instead always travel by bike, especially one with a basket on the front as if your lucky, ET might be sitting in it and you can fly to safety

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