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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can’t reverse park

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By *otstuffbabeCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

No, I think that's the lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can’t shut a toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can’t operate a washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men think an iron is just a golf club

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Women can't keep quiet

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Women can’t read a map.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can’t look after children without some hilarious consequences

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

Men enjoy a nice rom-com.

Women love changing a tyre

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think I should have been a man then x

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Men think an iron is just a golf club"
You mean that there is another iron ?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Stereotyping is vastly underrated. It can keep us safe and away from danger.

Of course there are exceptions to every rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don’t like sex as much as men !

Women have to love someone to have sex with them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im shit at diy

But im a fair hunter

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Men never ask for directions.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Men and power tools. A love story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women cannot defend themselves

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Women don’t like sex as much as men !

Women have to love someone to have sex with them ! "

the times I've heard that second one

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Men never ask for directions. "
I do now where is the G spot again

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Women are desperate to get married but men will avoid it until they're forced in to it. Once married it becomes like a prison for the men and they pay financially and emotionally for the rest of their lives.

Women only dress and wear make up for men

Men don't cry

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Im shit at diy

But im a fair hunter

Hunting for your car keys doesn't count

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

There is always a drop of historical truth in most stereotypes. But it's good to put them behind us.

However, I'm not about to give in and ask for directions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can’t read a map. "

Unless they turn it upside down to match the way they’re walking

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

"Men can’t operate a washing machine"
you are very much wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im shit at diy

But im a fair hunter

Hunting for your car keys doesn't count

Dont get car till tomorrow so will take some finding today im very good at skinning bunnys actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Irish people love drinking and getting pissed.

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

Ive women that can't do anything let alone one of these tasks, so I end up doing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Irish people love drinking and getting pissed.

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dont try deny it either

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I can reverse park and I don't like shopping. Crap at DIY though. I have a man for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t reverse I don’t know any men that are good at diy either though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive women that can't do anything let alone one of these tasks, so I end up doing them"

Good stereotype thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im shit at diy

But im a fair hunter

Hunting for your car keys doesn't count

I can't even find those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.

Men don't cook.

Men don't load the dishwasher.

God the list is endless....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.

Men don't cook.

Men don't load the dishwasher.

God the list is endless.... "
it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can’t read a map.

Unless they turn it upside down to match the way they’re walking

Orientating the map to the ground is the right thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men don't bitch

Women love sailing

I think I've made one of those up ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.

Men don't cook.

Men don't load the dishwasher.

God the list is endless.... it does

Unless you have a military trained man - they cook and iron quite well (in an institutionalised “this has been drummed into me” type of way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.

Men don't cook.

Men don't load the dishwasher.

God the list is endless.... "

Hey Christmas does happen by magic

Next you'll be saying there's no santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can’t read a map.

Unless they turn it upside down to match the way they’re walking

Orientating the map to the ground is the right thing to do

Of course it is!! I have been known to do this

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Women don’t like sex as much as men !

Women have to love someone to have sex with them !

the times I've heard that second one"

I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women don’t like sex as much as men !

Women have to love someone to have sex with them !

the times I've heard that second one

I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women only watch rugby/GAA etc to perv on men.

(Drives me fucking bonkers!)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Women don’t like sex as much as men !

Women have to love someone to have sex with them !

the times I've heard that second one

I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count?

It does

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Men are hilarious, women aren't they're only here to laugh at men's jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only men can do sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?"

OH shite at DIY or pretty much anything stereotypically male, he'd be first to admit it. He is amazing at most things unmale like sex (blows my mind every time), listening, lack of ego, fantastic photographer, cooking list goes on. Amazing style guru lol

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"All Irish people love drinking and getting pissed.

Lovely fighting, carry a sack of spuds over one shoulder, and pig under the other. To be sure!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Im shit at diy

But im a fair hunter

Hunting for your car keys doesn't count

Dont get car till tomorrow so will take some finding today im very good at skinning bunnys actually

That reminded me of rabbit stew. My mom used to cook it when we were little and tell us it was chicken.

Good luck on your new job btw

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Women are crap at parking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im shit at diy

But im a fair hunter

Hunting for your car keys doesn't count

Dont get car till tomorrow so will take some finding today im very good at skinning bunnys actually

That reminded me of rabbit stew. My mom used to cook it when we were little and tell us it was chicken.

Good luck on your new job btw"
love it and cheers for the luck

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.

Men don't cook.

Men don't load the dishwasher.

God the list is endless.... "

Duh! Everyone knows there's a magic house fairy!

How do you think the laundry basket gets emptied, or the bins go out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are better chefs/cooks. Yawn

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Women can't check the oil or change a tyre!

If there's a willing/gullible guy around, why would you?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Teenagers sleep all day!

Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Men don't gossip.

All women were made for Men.

Men can't find something they are looking for but a woman can find it straight away! Oh wait... That's true!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teenagers sleep all day!

Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!

I can confirm this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teenagers sleep all day!

Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!

Mine doesn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teenagers sleep all day!

Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!

Mine doesn’t

Please tell me your secret to getting them out of bed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teenagers sleep all day!

Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!

Mine doesn’t

Please tell me your secret to getting them out of bed!!

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electrified matresses

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?"

I'm utterly shite at DIY or decorating, I mean really wank !!I love cooking and gardening though

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?"

Panasonic.

LG.

Pioneer.

Lots of other stereos available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women don’t like sex as much as men !

Women have to love someone to have sex with them !

the times I've heard that second one

I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count?

It does

Definitely counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teenagers sleep all day!

Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!

Mine doesn’t

Please tell me your secret to getting them out of bed!!

electrified matresses

I am so trying this.

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By *akes handymanMan
over a year ago

In the Lakes

Men are better cooks on the BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put 5 women in a room and they can't have one conversation..

Generally there'll be at least 6 going on at the same time

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Women can't check the oil or change a tyre!

If there's a willing/gullible guy around, why would you?

Shush if they find out they'll stop doing it

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Teenagers sleep all day!

Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!

Mine doesn’t

Please tell me your secret to getting them out of bed!!

electrified matresses

I am so trying this.

And, what about your teenagers!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men think an iron is just a golf club"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who like sex with the light on are sluts.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Women who like sex with the light on are sluts."
We knew that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who like sex with the light on are sluts."

I am

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Women don’t know what the off side rules are in football and rugby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?"
men have great peripheral vision and are more proficient at mathematics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?men have great peripheral vision and are more proficient at mathematics

Think Rachel Riley would disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't know the Offside Rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men own women

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By *aycambsMan
over a year ago

kettering-ish

women have Mammaries and Memories and remember everything.

Men want Mammaries, and forget everything....

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Women don't know the Offside Rule. "

Or read posts more than two above!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A phone call between two women who have been friends for years can last several hours. A similar call between two men lasts a few minutes.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

All feminists that criticise other women are extremely good looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am great at diy and all domestic tasks. Don't need a woman for any of them. I enjoy a woman's perspective and company but I don't need one for anything physical other than sex, even though I have been told, not infrequently, to go and fuck myself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!

I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Have you seen women navigate?

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"Men and power tools. A love story."

You wouldn`t say that if you saw my "Vibrating Poker".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!

I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.

Please don't make me a bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rubbish at diy. Can spend all day shopping though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can’t multitask

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Men can’t cook

and I hate shopping, having my hair and nails done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are only interested in women for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male and female brain do tend to be wired differently. Women have much better colour vision than men (for foraging) and men had better spacial awareness and peripheral vision (for hunting). There are a whole wealth of differences. Those differences are all on their own gradients and vary between individuals within the population. Accepting some of our preferences and can be gender related is no bad thing and neither is enjoying the freedom to be different from the gender norms when we find we don't fit the stereotype.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it can be hard sometimes to figure out which stereotypes are from our societal expectations and how many a real ingrained traits.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Women can't drive

*Dives for cover*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can't multitask.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!

I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.

Please don't make me a bacon sandwich

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why would he do that, that's what women are for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!

I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.

Please don't make me a bacon sandwich

why would he do that, that's what women are for. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do DIY to save my life.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Women have no idea how long 7 inches is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?men have great peripheral vision and are more proficient at mathematics

Think Rachel Riley would disagree"
hey she can disagree with vital statistics along with carol anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely should have been a man then...I'm a national shooting instructor!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Women are way more risk averse, men have died doing stupid things since the beginnings of history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men just want to watch football and go to the pub with their mates.

I don't watch football and rarely drink.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

That feminists hate men.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Only men can do sport "

Except cycling. Look at that trans woman, she never started winning until she transitioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!

I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.

Now thats a real skill.....dont they mind you wanking in the cafe though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really enjoy DIY. My work requires me to look good and well kept consistently but I’d say I enjoy practical stuff way more than “prettying up”.

Also, I loathe shopping with a passion

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

London/Suffolk

If a couple are ever late for a meet it's because he was driving and ignored her advice that maybe they'd taken a wrong turn and should get directions.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Men refuse to ask for directions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men refuse to ask for directions."
that is so true, i always seem to find my way without them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women dislike cock photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only men can do sport

Except cycling. Look at that trans woman, she never started winning until she transitioned

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not sure what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!

I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.

Now thats a real skill.....dont they mind you wanking in the cafe though?

I don't think they've noticed. I prop a copy of the Sunday Sport up and read that at the same time. Multi-tasking at it's finest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all women want things done or bought for them by men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it can be hard sometimes to figure out which stereotypes are from our societal expectations and how many a real ingrained traits."

There's a TV series on now where Scarlett Moffatt and family set up house (quite literally) in a village in Namibia. Scarlett was amazed when she discovered that her Hamdi friend had a husband and a boyfriend (or four). The Hamdi were amazed when that Scarlett's family thought monogamy was normal and the priceless look on her Mum's face when a woman offered a swap for the night. A lot of what we regard as normal is culturally ingrained - monogamy for a start. If it were there'd be no affairs and no fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have seen so many women commenting on he forums right around the time they should be cooking dinner.

They must be multi tasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I definitely should have been a man then...I'm a national shooting instructor!"

Interested ladies make better shooters, because they listen to what they are being told! Men just want a gun and a box of bullets, that primal hunter thing....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

when a man says sex cures a headache he's telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are really good at DIY?

And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?

Any other stereotypes?"

I avoid DIY like the plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women cannot go out shopping and buy what they set out to buy and men are focused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!

I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.

Now thats a real skill.....dont they mind you wanking in the cafe though?

I don't think they've noticed. I prop a copy of the Sunday Sport up and read that at the same time. Multi-tasking at it's finest!

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By *akes handymanMan
over a year ago

In the Lakes

Men only have 2 pairs of shoes...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Recently, I was sat in the dentist's chair as she drilled out a damaged tooth before filling it.

Jokingly, I asked if she did any DIY at home?

She replied,"yes I do. My husband is utterly crap at it. All my DIY skills I learnt through my job here!"

Then, seeing the look on my face, she added, "Yes, it's true!"

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