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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle " Don't watch American Gods (tv series) | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle Don't watch American Gods (tv series)" Someone comes a cropper via penis in a mangle? *crossing legs in discomfort* I’ll give that one a wide berth or else doubtless suffer nightmares for weeks | |||
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"Lots of things but I'm too distracted by Bab's boobs to care " Come closer and let my boobs do their thing I can’t type that without giggling! | |||
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"Heights. Absolutely terrified." Thats why you should stick with short guys. | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle Don't watch American Gods (tv series) Someone comes a cropper via penis in a mangle? *crossing legs in discomfort* I’ll give that one a wide berth or else doubtless suffer nightmares for weeks It's a different scenario but equally unpleasant. I will save you details before bedtime;-)" Too late! - My overactive imagination is conjuring the most horrific scenarios involving penile mutilation. I’ll have to play some Baby Shark to calm my addled nerves now..... | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv...." What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me " If you no one tells you you'll be experiencing it firsthand | |||
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"Lots of things but I'm too distracted by Bab's boobs to care Come closer and let my boobs do their thing I can’t type that without giggling! " Moving Closer | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me If you no one tells you you'll be experiencing it firsthand " I need to work it out? | |||
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"Nuns. I find them creepy" Er.....have you watched that horror film, The Nun? I think you’d love it | |||
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"Lots of things but I'm too distracted by Bab's boobs to care Come closer and let my boobs do their thing I can’t type that without giggling! Moving Closer " | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle " I cant imagine me putting my penis in a mangle unless her name was Mangle.. | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me " sidles up to Babs and whispers 'Fear Of Missing Out'. And given her age prefs I will be missing out on her boobs doing their thing. | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle Don't watch American Gods (tv series) Someone comes a cropper via penis in a mangle? *crossing legs in discomfort* I’ll give that one a wide berth or else doubtless suffer nightmares for weeks It's a different scenario but equally unpleasant. I will save you details before bedtime;-) Too late! - My overactive imagination is conjuring the most horrific scenarios involving penile mutilation. I’ll have to play some Baby Shark to calm my addled nerves now..... " I'm eaten by guilt;-) not. Some good writing material there;-) I recommend: Baby Shark - Angry Birds 2 rendition | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me sidles up to Babs and whispers 'Fear Of Missing Out'. And given her age prefs I will be missing out on her boobs doing their thing. " Oh goodness I should have known that one shouldn’t I? thank you | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle I cant imagine me putting my penis in a mangle unless her name was Mangle.. " He he - I remember Mrs Mangle from Neighbours way back in the day but I don’t think you’d want to put it in her..... | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me sidles up to Babs and whispers 'Fear Of Missing Out'. And given her age prefs I will be missing out on her boobs doing their thing. Oh goodness I should have known that one shouldn’t I? thank you " I was gonna tell you in a minute, I promise | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle I cant imagine me putting my penis in a mangle unless her name was Mangle.. He he - I remember Mrs Mangle from Neighbours way back in the day but I don’t think you’d want to put it in her..... " Oh I remember Mrs Mangle! | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me sidles up to Babs and whispers 'Fear Of Missing Out'. And given her age prefs I will be missing out on her boobs doing their thing. Oh goodness I should have known that one shouldn’t I? thank you " Most welcome. Personally I never give a rat arse whether I am in on the latest whatever or not. Someone once said I never lose the plot but only because I never find it. I took its as a compliment | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me sidles up to Babs and whispers 'Fear Of Missing Out'. And given her age prefs I will be missing out on her boobs doing their thing. Oh goodness I should have known that one shouldn’t I? thank you I was gonna tell you in a minute, I promise " | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle I cant imagine me putting my penis in a mangle unless her name was Mangle.. He he - I remember Mrs Mangle from Neighbours way back in the day but I don’t think you’d want to put it in her..... Oh I remember Mrs Mangle! " And Joe Mangle her (rather gormless) son Ahhh....those were the days. And who can forget Charlene and Scott’s wedding to the tune of ‘Suddenly’ by Angry Anderson. Actually, talking of Neighbours, Madge used to scare me a bit..... | |||
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"Oh, FOMO obv.... What is FOMO? I’m not googling because that scares me sidles up to Babs and whispers 'Fear Of Missing Out'. And given her age prefs I will be missing out on her boobs doing their thing. Oh goodness I should have known that one shouldn’t I? thank you Most welcome. Personally I never give a rat arse whether I am in on the latest whatever or not. Someone once said I never lose the plot but only because I never find it. I took its as a compliment " There is a plot? I thought it was just a bunch of random shit happening between evolution and extinction. | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle I cant imagine me putting my penis in a mangle unless her name was Mangle.. He he - I remember Mrs Mangle from Neighbours way back in the day but I don’t think you’d want to put it in her..... Oh I remember Mrs Mangle! And Joe Mangle her (rather gormless) son Ahhh....those were the days. And who can forget Charlene and Scott’s wedding to the tune of ‘Suddenly’ by Angry Anderson. Actually, talking of Neighbours, Madge used to scare me a bit..... " I loved their wedding. I still do Madge. Formidable lady. She married Harold didn’t she? | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle I cant imagine me putting my penis in a mangle unless her name was Mangle.. He he - I remember Mrs Mangle from Neighbours way back in the day but I don’t think you’d want to put it in her..... Oh I remember Mrs Mangle! And Joe Mangle her (rather gormless) son Ahhh....those were the days. And who can forget Charlene and Scott’s wedding to the tune of ‘Suddenly’ by Angry Anderson. Actually, talking of Neighbours, Madge used to scare me a bit..... I loved their wedding. I still do Madge. Formidable lady. She married Harold didn’t she? " She did indeed, Harold Bishop I remember that she had a croaky voice akin to a bad case of Laryngitis as opposed to the sexy Marge Simpson/Mariella Frostrup tone | |||
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"Spiders Germs Someone I love being hurt Medication Anything with lots of little holes or lumpy bobbly bits (trypophobia) Other than, I’m good " I second trypophobia | |||
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"Losing my penis in a freak accident involving a mangle I cant imagine me putting my penis in a mangle unless her name was Mangle.. He he - I remember Mrs Mangle from Neighbours way back in the day but I don’t think you’d want to put it in her..... Oh I remember Mrs Mangle! And Joe Mangle her (rather gormless) son Ahhh....those were the days. And who can forget Charlene and Scott’s wedding to the tune of ‘Suddenly’ by Angry Anderson. Actually, talking of Neighbours, Madge used to scare me a bit..... I loved their wedding. I still do Madge. Formidable lady. She married Harold didn’t she? She did indeed, Harold Bishop I remember that she had a croaky voice akin to a bad case of Laryngitis as opposed to the sexy Marge Simpson/Mariella Frostrup tone " Sexy Marge? | |||
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"Spiders Germs Someone I love being hurt Medication Anything with lots of little holes or lumpy bobbly bits (trypophobia) Other than, I’m good I second trypophobia" It’s not good. | |||
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"Needles. Even after two periods (27 years apart) of Eye Surgery with some Operations done under local anaesthetic, meaning needles or surgery directly into the side of the eyeball, but you don't feel any pain at all, needles still haunt me! Maybe, that's why I find Tattoo's very scary.! " I'm scared of needles. But tattoo needles are different, they go nowhere as deep and the shading is actually pretty therapeutic compared to outlining | |||
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"Needles. Even after two periods (27 years apart) of Eye Surgery with some Operations done under local anaesthetic, meaning needles or surgery directly into the side of the eyeball, but you don't feel any pain at all, needles still haunt me! Maybe, that's why I find Tattoo's very scary.! I'm scared of needles. But tattoo needles are different, they go nowhere as deep and the shading is actually pretty therapeutic compared to outlining " Doesn't convince me at all. Each to their own, but someone who goes for really large-scale tattoo's just freaks me out! I can't be in the same room as them! | |||
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"Most mornings, looking in the mirror! " Having seen your profile picture, I'm not surprised. | |||
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"Heights. Absolutely terrified." no cowgirl for you | |||
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"Sickness / vomiting ... even typing the word gives me palpitations " Must be a pain, that the kids are using this as 'cool' | |||
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"I hate total darkness " I love it! Hope you have some lovely lights in your bedroom. And peaceful nights. | |||
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"Sickness / vomiting ... even typing the word gives me palpitations Must be a pain, that the kids are using this as 'cool'" Are they?? | |||
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"Sometimes my dreams. " Yep, sometimes your dreams terrify me too | |||
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"Sometimes my dreams. Yep, sometimes your dreams terrify me too " I don't recall sharing any of those | |||
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"Heights. Absolutely terrified." It's not the height itself for me but I absolutely hate being near the edge of a cliff or tall building. I feel like I'm going to topple over | |||
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