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"OK I admit I am slightly inebriated, I've been in a snooker tournament, I won but then I came home missing out the kebab, pizza shop and had warbetons crumpets, with lurpak butter and primula cheese spread. Can you beat it? " Cheese and crisp sandwiches with tea | |||
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"OK I admit I am slightly inebriated, I've been in a snooker tournament, I won but then I came home missing out the kebab, pizza shop and had warbetons crumpets, with lurpak butter and primula cheese spread. Can you beat it? Cheese and crisp sandwiches with tea " Cheese and crisp sandwiches are brilliant, but it all depends on the flavour and if you add them to something else | |||
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"Beans on toast" Beans on toast is groovy but then you have the washing up | |||
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"Get a pitta bread and cut it in half across the short side. Slip a knife into it to open it up to a pocket and repeat with the other half. Insert a couple of slices of cheese into each pocket and stick in the toaster (open end up) until the cheese melts. Enjoy with ketchup!" Now that is a great suggestion but I am inebriated enough not to trust my with a knife | |||
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"Beans on toast Beans on toast is groovy but then you have the washing up " Leave that till later | |||
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"I had an Asda stuffed crust pizza, its been ages since I had one and I was really looking forward to it, but it was minging " Gives me heartburn and I would want to pep it up and then wait for it to cook | |||
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"Crumpets with just proper butter is food from the gods if you've had a couple of drinks " They are definitely the best butter delivery system | |||
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"I used to eat corn flakes when was tipsy and starving" Corn flakes is an excellent supper when sober in the summer. | |||
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"I used to eat corn flakes when was tipsy and starving Corn flakes is an excellent supper when sober in the summer. " | |||
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"And to the person who just sent me the message saying "no wonder you are fat" and then blocked me... I might be but I'm so much more handsome than you. " God I hope you reported them. No need for that at all. | |||
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"Fish finger butty with salad cream" Make it tartar sauce and I'm yours. | |||
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"Fish finger butty with salad cream" Grill or fry? It's a conundrum. | |||
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"I used to eat corn flakes when was tipsy and starving" Crunchy not cornflakes straight from the box! Perfect late night snack! | |||
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"And to the person who just sent me the message saying "no wonder you are fat" and then blocked me... I might be but I'm so much more handsome than you. " They're jealous of your crumpets | |||
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"And to the person who just sent me the message saying "no wonder you are fat" and then blocked me... I might be but I'm so much more handsome than you. God I hope you reported them. No need for that at all." At the end of the day why worry? It takes all sorts to make the world and we should even be thankful for the idiots | |||
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"I used to eat corn flakes when was tipsy and starving Crunchy not cornflakes straight from the box! Perfect late night snack!" Surely red or brown. Actually red is perfect. | |||
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"Cheese toasties done on a George Foreman. " As long as you butter both sides of the bread. | |||
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"I used to eat corn flakes when was tipsy and starving Crunchy not cornflakes straight from the box! Perfect late night snack! Surely red or brown. Actually red is perfect. " Red cornflakes? | |||
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"Cheese on toast or filthy kabab " Cheese on toast is wonderful, red Leicester for me but the kebab.... Heartburn and wind. Not nice. | |||
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"Cheese toasties done on a George Foreman. As long as you butter both sides of the bread. " Of course! I'm not an amateur | |||
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"I used to eat corn flakes when was tipsy and starving Crunchy not cornflakes straight from the box! Perfect late night snack! Surely red or brown. Actually red is perfect. Feck! This is why you shouldn't do this when tipsy. I apologise it was in regards to tartre sauce. Red cornflakes?" | |||
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"Cheese toasties done on a George Foreman. As long as you butter both sides of the bread. Of course! I'm not an amateur " My apologies, an unintentional slur. Do you add red onion? | |||
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"Salt beef bagel from brick lane shit hot " Makes you wake up thirsty at 4am | |||
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"I used to eat corn flakes when was tipsy and starving Crunchy not cornflakes straight from the box! Perfect late night snack! Surely red or brown. Actually red is perfect. Feck! This is why you shouldn't do this when tipsy. I apologise it was in regards to tartre sauce. Red cornflakes?" Brown sauce on fish fingers? You heathen! | |||
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"Cheese toasties done on a George Foreman. As long as you butter both sides of the bread. Of course! I'm not an amateur My apologies, an unintentional slur. Do you add red onion? " Not a big fan of onions. Just lots of Gouda cheese and maybe ham or chicken. I could eat them for every meal to be honest | |||
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"Cheese toasties done on a George Foreman. As long as you butter both sides of the bread. Of course! I'm not an amateur My apologies, an unintentional slur. Do you add red onion? Not a big fan of onions. Just lots of Gouda cheese and maybe ham or chicken. I could eat them for every meal to be honest " Ham yes and I have been known to cook bacon and add it to the inside of a cheese toasties. Hmm good job I've had my fill. | |||
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"OK I admit I am slightly inebriated, I've been in a snooker tournament, I won but then I came home missing out the kebab, pizza shop and had warbetons crumpets, with lurpak butter and primula cheese spread. Can you beat it? " At least you saved money and didn't eat processed junk yuk! | |||
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"Fish finger butty with salad cream Make it tartar sauce and I'm yours." I'm not a fan of the green bits but I'm willing to buy you your own personal tartar , cos that's the kinda guy I am | |||
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"OK I admit I am slightly inebriated, I've been in a snooker tournament, I won but then I came home missing out the kebab, pizza shop and had warbetons crumpets, with lurpak butter and primula cheese spread. Can you beat it? At least you saved money and didn't eat processed junk yuk! :- |" I do have a weakness for processed junk... Guilty as charged but in my defence its purely down to laziness | |||
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"Fish finger butty with salad cream Make it tartar sauce and I'm yours. I'm not a fan of the green bits but I'm willing to buy you your own personal tartar , cos that's the kinda guy I am" And you seem like a wonderful kinda guy. Selfless.. I admire that | |||
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"Piri piri spiced chicken and salad with sour cream in a warm beetroot tortilla wrap and a packet of tomato snaps crisps, washed down with a cold beer haha" Wow. You are a chef. Your much more adventurous than I. Toast is a success when I have had a drink | |||
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"Grill every time ....fishfinger swimming in fat ..naaasty" Fair play. I was thinking shallow more than deep fry | |||
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"There has to be jam involved somewhere" Oh jam. Food of the gods. More tea than supper though. | |||
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"I'm bloody starving now ffs" I'm still quite satisfied. May I recommend warbutons crumpets....... | |||
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"Fish finger butty with salad cream Make it tartar sauce and I'm yours. I'm not a fan of the green bits but I'm willing to buy you your own personal tartar , cos that's the kinda guy I am" What a gentleman | |||
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