FabSwingers.com forum: What boils your piss?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean what gets you mad?

What yanks your chain?

Lights your touchpaper?

Makes you cursive?

Grinds your gears?

Yanks your crank?

Melts your crayons?

Bubbles your blood vessels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad manners.

People who fail to indicate before manoeuvring.

Poor grammar and spelling and text typing.

... just to begin with

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Boring threads

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inconsiderate parking.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

What a lovely turn of phrase lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"People "

Some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People people

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Only one user here grinds my gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put their feet up on train/bus seats.

People who walk through doors you hold open without taking it or saying thanks. Especially infuriating if it's a kid holding it open for an adult.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Only one user here grinds my gears"

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad manners.

People who fail to indicate before manoeuvring.

Poor grammar and spelling and text typing.

... just to begin with

Ignorance too I would say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boring threads

Well make some good ones then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inconsiderate parking.

And terrible drivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one user here grinds my gears"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one user here grinds my gears"

Cant think who.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what gets you mad?

What yanks your chain?

Lights your touchpaper?

Makes you cursive?

Grinds your gears?

Yanks your crank?

Melts your crayons?

Bubbles your blood vessels?

The guy I just blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got ptsd.. Doesn't have to be anything.. But for here... Those who can't be arsed reading my profile.. I ain't yellow pages I don't want your number

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not much really but people being unkind to others makes me rage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put milk in first when making tea, fucking psychopaths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who blank you when you say good morning.

People who don’t refill the kettle at work when they know they haven’t left enough water for another cup of tea.

Arrogance.

Bullies.

Anyone who doesn’t like The Beatles

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"People

Some people

99.9% of people.

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By *hongguyMan
over a year ago

heckmondwike

remainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot really ...life is so much better when the petty little things mean diddly squat as it leaves way more time and good vibes for the bigger things!

Find nowadays so many people are angry, mostly over little inconsequential things that they miss out on living a happy life!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and that really long hair that appears on my chin overnight that I don't notice until I'm somewhere really important with no tweezers.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ignorant people

Intolerance

No manners

Attention seekers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, especially when I refuse to achieve what my mind demands. Nothing else really bothers me much. If it does I just avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a kettle might boil it

but i don't know the boiling point of piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a kettle might boil it

but i don't know the boiling point of piss

Jesus can you imagine the smell and the colour it will turn the blinds in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and that really long hair that appears on my chin overnight that I don't notice until I'm somewhere really important with no tweezers."

Ha! I can relate. I wish I had just the one

Lies

Abusers

People who are cruel to animals... I may have been known to jump out of a moving car to intervene when I saw a bloke beating the shit out of a dog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@"

I may make another thread about what I have seen on new build buildings sites when I used to work on them. And some of the high rise apartment buildings are ridiculous. I would never live in one knowing what I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one user here grinds my gears"

Same one for me, and a few women on here too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one user here grinds my gears

Same one for me, and a few women on here too!

I'm sorry guys. I will stop posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like someones pissed off all the women haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think they are exceptions, people who don't read profiles, arrogant people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like someones pissed off all the women haha

Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy I just wasted time and my phone number on. Now blocked everywhere. Motherfucker was married and lying about it. Admitted it in the end.... I have a nose for these things....

BOILS MY PISS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say, 'watch this space'.

What fuckin space?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@"

Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@

Please don't!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@

Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this. "

I think the same could be said for the Hillsborough disaster. They are trying to lay blame on one individual when it is a series of events that occurred and led upto the tradgedy. There is no way you can blame one individual, in the same way you can't blame the fire service for grenfell

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@

Please don't!!"

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Inhumanity.Selfishness.Ageism in employment recruitment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@

Please don't!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy I just wasted time and my phone number on. Now blocked everywhere. Motherfucker was married and lying about it. Admitted it in the end.... I have a nose for these things....

BOILS MY PISS"

Hate when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@

Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this. "

Ahh,this really grips my piss,we all do our best, but the failure of IT systems, coupled with the lack of adequately resourced emergency services makes me so mad,kill your emergency services and people die, yet those who are willing to give their lives are the ones who are villified!!

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

"I mean what gets you mad?

What yanks your chain?

Lights your touchpaper?

Makes you cursive?

Grinds your gears?

Yanks your crank?

Melts your crayons?

Bubbles your blood vessels?

"
Coffee flavoured Revels!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@

Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this.

Yes.

We were just talking about the need to blame someone that's so common now. We wonder if it's because people used to hold God responsible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

People who want to be on every thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases. "

Yes,the jobs they have never done!I have never known a time of more adversity and public criticism, get that the tax payer should have a say,but as a general rule,people habe no idea at all about what we contend woth every day...inspectorate bollocks that ypu have to comply with,when you have zero staff levels to cope,cos there is no budget,no one wanting to join the service,retirement,recruitment issues etc,I respect that the families of Grenfell are angry and understand why,but there is a societal problem here,stop blaming the Fire Service please

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases. "

Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.

Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire!"

Have you not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!

Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@"

unbelievable, that totally boils my piss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men leaving the toilet seat up!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.

I think most people who think for themselves don't

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"The guy I just wasted time and my phone number on. Now blocked everywhere. Motherfucker was married and lying about it. Admitted it in the end.... I have a nose for these things....

BOILS MY PISS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Did my back hurt your knife..?”

People who’d rather bitch & gossip than sit down and address the issue like an adult.

Keyboard warriors, pathetic losers in life.

Right, think I’m done for the moment..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Only one user here grinds my gears

Same one for me, and a few women on here too!

I’d say a LOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.

I think most people who think for themselves don't"

I hope you are right,it is so demoralising and just makes ypu wonder if you should be doing what you do...my kids are in emergency services and I am in the NHS,never known such a hostile environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what gets you mad?

What yanks your chain?

Lights your touchpaper?

Makes you cursive?

Grinds your gears?

Yanks your crank?

Melts your crayons?

Bubbles your blood vessels?

Coffee flavoured Revels!"
totally no need for devils unkindness

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Only one user here grinds my gears

Sorry

Self deprecation is not attractive

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.

Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire!

Have you not?!"

No, still grafting away! But enjoy my job anyway. Retire in 2 yrs time and aim to do Voluntary Work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one user here grinds my gears

Same one for me, and a few women on here too!

I’d say a LOT

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By *lack UhuruMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Stupid people with smart technology!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stupid people with smart technology!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.

Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire!

Have you not?!

No, still grafting away! But enjoy my job anyway. Retire in 2 yrs time and aim to do Voluntary Work."

Well done to you,dont think I will ever retire...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Boring threads

Well make some good ones then

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will do

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

People treating others as if they are insuperior or stupid.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Something that's just happened to me..

Someone viewed my Profile so I in turn decided to view theirs in return!

It's hidden!

How the f*@$ do I know if they might (or might not) be suitable?

Grrr!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"People treating others as if they are insuperior or stupid."

Yep we are all equal.

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

In no particular order and not an exhaustive list:

Littering.

People who believe in wacky shit including but not limited to astrology, homeopathy, crazy conspiracy theories, the paranormal and god.

Climate change deniers.

People who level incorrect criticism at electric cars.

‘Psychics’.

Tabloid newspapers.

Anti-vaxers.

Nettles.

Brambles.

Horseflies.

Drivers who fuck up and then honk back at you after you honk at them.

Periods.

Bigots.

Misogynists.

Racists.

Being overweight.

Donald Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Automated telephone lines and premium rate phone numbers.

Pay and display car parking meters which are like an intelligents test, just to get a damn parking ticket.

And the cyclist who I had to drive being for ages this morning because he wouldn't get out of the middle of the road.

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By *riveroneMan
over a year ago

Hyde

"Inconsiderate parking.

This this this although since I park cars for a living and drive a 14yr old 4x4 I like to take action by parking in a way (where possible) to make it impossible for bad parkers to get in their car

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By *riveroneMan
over a year ago

Hyde

"People treating others as if they are insuperior or stupid."

Unless they are French because we all know British are superior to them you mean

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By *riveroneMan
over a year ago

Hyde

"Men leaving the toilet seat up! "

Women leaving the seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People getting really mad when they're just not your type or way to far away. Just because my profile says I can travel doesn't mean I'll drive 150 miles to you.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Humans thinking that we rule the world & have a right to exploit it as we please regardless of anything else that lives here and think they have the right to cull other species for population control.

Folk who don't believe in Climate change

Wasteful consumerism & the waste it produces from throwing away needlessly

Flat earthers....don't be so silly you don't fall off the edge of the earth, even the people of ancient Greece, Maya etc knew it was round.

Health & safety & the nanny state - an accident is an accident & don't tell me how to be a good human giving the above.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Humans thinking that we rule the world & have a right to exploit it as we please regardless of anything else that lives here and think they have the right to cull other species for population control.

Folk who don't believe in Climate change

Wasteful consumerism & the waste it produces from throwing away needlessly

Flat earthers....don't be so silly you don't fall off the edge of the earth, even the people of ancient Greece, Maya etc knew it was round.

Health & safety & the nanny state - an accident is an accident & don't tell me how to be a good human giving the above. "

Oh & racism....everybody is black & from African ancestry. Lack of sunlight in northern hemisphere brought about pale skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorance and rudeness. There is no exc for bad manners. I was brought up with its nice to be nice and its something I believe in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inconsiderate parking.

This this this although since I park cars for a living and drive a 14yr old 4x4 I like to take action by parking in a way (where possible) to make it impossible for bad parkers to get in their car"

So you park inconsiderately to annoy people who park inconsiderately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In no particular order..

Other drivers and their shit behaviour on the road,

Politics, and the way it dominates the news over clearly more important stories,

Knocking something over and then end up knocking loads more stuff over when I try to stop the first thing!!

The mother-in-law lol

The wind and rain especially when it's cold outside,

Dog shit in the middle of the pavement!

JD sports,

Car adverts (on TV)

Perfume adverts (on TV)

James blunt

The song (lady in red)

The price of fuel that just keep creeping up!

Rude people

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Pissing in the kettle ..

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Someone was blasting their horn at a learner driver as I was walking along. The learner driver was stalling over and over and he was blasting the shit out of them.

I thought in my head "I'd love to drag that cunt out his window and kick him up and down the road, I could tell the judge he jumped out the window to attack me and I just defended myself".

As I was thinking this, I had actually changed direction I was walking and was now walking out onto the road toward him, without even thinking about it.

Anyway he sped onto the wrong side of the road to get around them, and then I entered a jog, but they drove through a red light, so I never got to know how it would have ended.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"People who put milk in first when making tea, fucking psychopaths."

It’s a sign of being poor, it means years ago the family bought cheap china cups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The piss kettle bear grills uses

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

People that are passive aggressive.

You know who you are.

That and the smell of piss boiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mismatched trolley bays

People who use the same teaspoon for coffee and sugar

People who call me Em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mismatched trolley bays

People who use the same teaspoon for coffee and sugar

People who call me Em "
better than them calling you 85 tho?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Being taken for granted.

Rudeness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad manners

Ignorance

Spiders who think they have the right to move into my home

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

People who keep creeping up to a red light, then over the solid white line, then half way out into the junction. Then eventually decide the lights aren't going to change as they expect an finally decide to stop.

(Then eventually the lights change. You the lane next to them remove your handbrake and shoot off past them before they even getting going again).

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By *ap d agde coupleCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Wasting some weekends by not having a great time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudeness

Bullying

Arrogance

Bad drivers

Phew I feel better after that rant

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By *ark-Nat 2016Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Nothing really grips my shit,

I just let em crack on if they’re doing my nut in.

Long as me be Nat are good then the rest can happily jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest thing for me is slow drivers, I'm not talking 10mph below the limit, I'm talking seriously inconsiderate dangerous drivers doing 25mph in a 60mph in fair weather conditions, with a huge line of traffic behind, obviously not using their mirrors and pulling over, that is until from 5 cars back I blasted my horn.

It's nearly always farmers in defenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got ptsd.. Doesn't have to be anything.. But for here... Those who can't be arsed reading my profile.. I ain't yellow pages I don't want your number"

just looked at your profile it’s top notch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expression "Boils Your Piss" strangely irritates me!

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Knocking something over and then end up knocking loads more stuff over when I try to stop the first thing!!

The wind and rain especially when it's cold outside,

These, definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle. Tea tastes funny though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Vulgarity demonstrated through a wretch inducing thread title.

Or in other parliance....

What the O.P. said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on buses stinking of boiled piss

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

On Monday it was catapulting into vaginas and self circumcision, its thursday and its all about piss boiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who works in retail I have to say people too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Monday it was catapulting into vaginas and self circumcision, its thursday and its all about piss boiling."
catapultings ace forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to go to work

It literally makes me want to scream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing for me is slow drivers, I'm not talking 10mph below the limit, I'm talking seriously inconsiderate dangerous drivers doing 25mph in a 60mph in fair weather conditions, with a huge line of traffic behind, obviously not using their mirrors and pulling over, that is until from 5 cars back I blasted my horn.

It's nearly always farmers in defenders

But 60 is the MAXIMUM, there is no minimum! As I explained to the irate police officer who eventually got annoyed at me driving at 10mph in a 20mph zone...

I didn't tell him I had been waiting almost a year to have a police car behind me on that stretch of road since getting a ticket for driving at 25mph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid days of the week threads,

Thursday is rant day, is it really, if I want to start a rant thread on a Monday I fucking will

Torso Tuesday, no it isn't, who said it was?

Face pic Friday.... Really

, the fact that all women want to see a face pic anyway

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over a year ago

"Stupid days of the week threads,

Thursday is rant day, is it really, if I want to start a rant thread on a Monday I fucking will

Torso Tuesday, no it isn't, who said it was?

Face pic Friday.... Really

, the fact that all women want to see a face pic anyway "

Well you did ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nearly always farmers in defenders

But 60 is the MAXIMUM, there is no minimum! As I explained to the irate police officer who eventually got annoyed at me driving at 10mph in a 20mph zone...

I didn't tell him I had been waiting almost a year to have a police car behind me on that stretch of road since getting a ticket for driving at 25mph.

There are no minimum speed limits on most uk roads but you can be prosecuted for driving too slow inconveniencing other road users, and could be classed as careless driving, can cause accidents.

Hey if people wish to drive 25 in a 60, then be effing considerate and pull over to let others pass!

I was in a post van and if I'd missed the lorry then really that person caused a delay to the mail which is a criminal offence, though not having dash cam I couldn't prove it.

Sometimes I wish to pootle along, but I keep an eye on cars gaining on me and I pull over! Simple!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.

We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.

Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.

He basically wanted me to sit down and look at somebody's rear instead of the stage so he didn't have to stand up to see. Effectively he ought to be able to sit down regardless of the consequences for me so he didn't have to stand.

I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Serving a meal on anything other than a plate. While I'm here, 'quirky and fun' cups and saucers.

I think its time for my nap now

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Bigots

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By *ark-Nat 2016Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.

We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.

Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.

I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off."

But did you sit down or choose to ignore said knobhead from behind

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over a year ago

"Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.

We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.

Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.

I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off.

But did you sit down or choose to ignore said knobhead from behind "

This

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

It's nearly always farmers in defenders

What gets me is when your stuck behind said slow drivers on a country in a 60mph road then as you get to a village you slow down for 30 and they continue to drive through the village at 40. Then not long after you pass through the village you catch up with them and they are still doing the same speed. It's like they only have one speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pot ont stove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians, media and dare I say billionaires!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liars"

I don't mind lies if they're nice ones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who put milk in first when making tea, fucking psychopaths."

Guilty!! Jeez I have to sort myself out!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Lots but biggest has got to be wankers who walk through a door you are holding for them to take & they just waltz through without a second thought.

More than one has been surprised by a door smacking them as they stroll through though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pan "

A frying one with no handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pan "
done it youre well late

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Stupid phrases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pan

A frying one with no handle "

Oven gloves.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying the Americans have brought everything they dislike to the UK when they don’t like to look at the actual commercialisation of their own society

People who don’t get my sense of humour. - Mrs

Oh and pushy people

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.

We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.

Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.

I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off."

He did pay £65 to see nowt though. He has a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People

Some people

99.9% of people."

Would you like people to like you

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Leave voters being attacked and called everything under the sun on BBC comedy over the last 3.5 years.

BBC comedy in general; childish smug and vulgar at the sort of time kids might be listening.

I can't remember the last time I had a good proper laugh listening to Radio 4 shit, instead of being funny it boils my piss

I thought this Brexit Burger King joke was hilarious though, proper laughing from my stomach like medicine! And it was pretty balanced too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGL-XJPuCuo

Number of 'jokes' and nasty spirited slurs against leave voters on BBC comedy since 2016

-14571- (or it might as well be)

Number of jokes against remain since 2016

-0-

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Having to go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what gets you mad?

What yanks your chain?

Lights your touchpaper?

Makes you cursive?

Grinds your gears?

Yanks your crank?

Melts your crayons?

Bubbles your blood vessels?

People who ask -

if I have a feminine voice?

am I convincing?

can they use my undies?

will I dress them?

will I fuck them?

I am not trans for your entertainment, it is just part of who I am okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The BBC.

The Climate Change Religion.

Two Faced Remainers

The Low Fat Diet Religion.

Bad Manners.

Lack of Respect.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I mean what gets you mad?

What yanks your chain?

Lights your touchpaper?

Makes you cursive?

Grinds your gears?

Yanks your crank?

Melts your crayons?

Bubbles your blood vessels?

People who ask -

if I have a feminine voice?

am I convincing?

can they use my undies?

will I dress them?

will I fuck them?

I am not trans for your entertainment, it is just part of who I am okay?"

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