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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....

Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

I was hoping I could give the box to the charity shop! lol

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....

Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"

Eyes light up and hours of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....

Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"

So long as the first things she pulls out aren't a gimp mask, some duct tape and a 12" strap-on - i'm thinking 'Happy days'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eyes light up here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....

Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?

So long as the first things she pulls out aren't a gimp mask, some duct tape and a 12" strap-on - i'm thinking 'Happy days'!! "

Spoil sport

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I did that to one meet I had, he didn't take to it kindly thinking that he was not enough. Despite assuring him that I was simply giving him additional choice, he got dressed and left. Didn't meet him again ( incidentally - I got them out because he was rubbish at foreplay)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and say "which one shall we try first".

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I did that to one meet I had, he didn't take to it kindly thinking that he was not enough. Despite assuring him that I was simply giving him additional choice, he got dressed and left. Didn't meet him again ( incidentally - I got them out because he was rubbish at foreplay) "

I've met a few guys who seem to be a bit threatened by the toy bag... and certainly lacked the imagination to just use them for a bit of teasing fun between the other stuff... or during the other stuff for that matter

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Every guy I've met has loved my box of tricks (it's the most gorgeous Irregular Choice shoebox, makes me wet just looking at it...but I digress)...my toys also travel to meets with me in my shag bag....I'm considering putting a note in top of the bag in case I'm killed in an accident "Please do not return this bag to my next of kin as my Mam will have a heart attack and it'll be a double tragedy in Arse End of The Universe" - although the reverse of this coin is that the police return the bag and say to Mam, "I hope it may be a consolation that your daughter passed away after a hugely enjoyable trip and probably had a massive grin on her face at the time" What do you think? Maybe I should ask Uncle Ade

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....

Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?

So long as the first things she pulls out aren't a gimp mask, some duct tape and a 12" strap-on - i'm thinking 'Happy days'!! "

oh i wouldnt mind that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely hours of fun, also great for the intervals lol

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....

Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"

Ya cant beat a toybox ... top gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....

Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"

I would tell her to get on with it, fuck off for a beer and watch sky sports for an hour then pop back and fuck her like a rabid junkie on withdrawal for 20 mins cum on her tits then roll over and go to sleep. Well you have to treat them to something special now and again.

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